I like the way you put it. But I don't think the metric system alone can do that magic.

Guys, I flew through America recentely and took approximately 5 photos, ask me and I'll show them to you- it will save you the trip.
Also tea was what drove the Empire. Mabe if you Merkans started drinking more tea you wouldn't keep losing wars.

Never a big fan of the American teas marketed as English (haven't tried any in which I remotely suspect authenticity), but I usually drink my herbal teas unsweetened, and of course green tea would be absolute rubbish with sugar. That said, sometimes a little sugar or honey is entirely called for.

Green tea is the drink of a filthy savage.

It is the greatest substance ever to taste like grass.

Says the guy from the country known for fattening food and sucking on hard dicks all the time to get rid of the taste.

Touche. :D

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wait wait wait...

what the fuck is this thread even about?

God damn it Megs, every time you create a thread I immediately forget what the original premise was after reading it.

Also, any of y'all motherfuckers that can't appreciate good ol' fashioned down south American cooking is either lying or so insanely prejudice that you won't allow the possibility of American deliciousness past your iron-clad discrimination filters. Even in communist russia, biscuits and gravy are scrum-diddly-umptious.

Don't even get me started on creole cuisine. I mean seriously, if you're going to complain about American food, complain about the shit that sucks, like that god awful american cheese and *hurrff* oscar mayer weiners.

I once ate some food for America and it was so bad I died.

One time I saw a postcard from New Zealand and I was like "oh."