What isn't yonic these days?

So if she is supposed to be spider based, shouldn't she have 6 arms?

She follows the Otto Octavius school of counting.

But he had 4 metal tentacles and 4 of his own limbs, so that adds up to 8. (at least the versions I know)

Dunno then. Maybe the "spider" motif she's adopted for herself is independent of limb-count?

Sorta how Spider-Man only has four limbs. Lanarella happens to have six.

But someone who would leave Sabueso for a scrawny pumpkin man probably doesn't have a very clear head about things. Like basic counting.

That or she just doesn't care.

Lanarella is a seductive force of chaos and lies, and also mystery.

The other thing I am wondering is why Sabueso needed to bring Kit in the first place. Could have just as well walked in as a ghost and done the deed by himself. Did he just want someone to talk to about this weird marital homicidal mess?

I'm going to guess the door only opens for females with certain pleasing features.

I was wondering when someone was going to bring this up.

OPEN TO INTERPRETATION.

I'm more interested in Sabueso's backstory than the rest of the plot. Guy's clearly been around.

Maybe he's one of the beings immune to the Shew stone, due to being quasi-temporal?
 

My assumption has always been that, in true Liefeldian fashion, he doesn't REALLY have a backstory except wherein it allows for dramatic cut aways, flashbacks, and is otherwise narratively useful, without, necessarily, being congruent with itself.