God Of War 3 - No More Quick Time Sex Scenes For Kratos!
 

In the beginning, there was chaos.

Or are there? The demo for this was rated "M," with "Strong Nudity" being one of the reasons why. The other reasons being you fight a water dragon on a titan. ...Yeah. It's gonna be typical GoW. Poor us. (Sad face.)

A good drinking game for this trailer is when you see something awesome, you take a shot.

Pretty sure he actually does get to shag Aphrodite at some point. There are also lesbians in that same scene too. Which is nice.

So yeah, pretty much everything we've come to expect from GoW, only bigger, shinier and more epic than ever before, which is all I want from this game. Demo was great, can't wait to get the full game on Friday.

Yeah, he shags Aphrodite. Her handmaiden's watch. It was entertaining to say the least.

I'm guessing that he doesn't actually kill her then? His whole policy of "I'll kill anyone who stands in my way", must mean she at least, doesn't oppose him. So I'm guessing at least one Olympian escapes his wrath by the end.

I'm particularly interested in the God fights in this one, especially Hades. It better be suitably awesome and gruesome.

It's a pretty gruesome game so far. he kills people in such mean and painful ways. He's really a not nice person. He needs to take anger management classes. The minotaur you face as normal enemies you quick time kill them by ripping open their stomach and the guts spill out everywhere.

Last I checked, the Greek Gods weren't nice people. Aphrodite did make Medusa ugly for being more "fair" than her.

I would think Kratos might accidentally kill her if she stepped in the way like his own benefactor.

-Edit- or decides to try a seductive tactic that backfires horribly for her.

I'd buy that for a dollar
 

Imagine the headlines if they pushed a game where you play a manly man like Kratos and, as part of the main plot, have your way with a woman and then brutally murder her. It won't matter if she's a bitch queen of evil gods. . .

I kinda hope he DOES do that now, just so the developers can go "He's fucking KRATOS. He doesn't care about what society thinks of him, I mean hell he pretty clearly has some horrific anger issues besides all of this."

As much as I hate the idea of interactive rape, it's not like that totally isn't in character for Kratos.

But yeah, roommate got his copy, gonna start when I have some free time (never).

Sex = death = big bucks. I predict in less than three years we'll see a big name game based on killing people while you rape them, pursuing this formula to its natural conclusion. If Jack Thompson doesn't shit out his liver when he hears about it, it'll be a fantastic day for news media. :3