The thread where Jenny is the most attractive woman on the Internet
 

Since we don't want to derail the scintillating toothpaste thread, let's use this thread to talk about how awesome I am.

Okay, you can insult me as you like in this thread too. Since I am standing here and saying these things I probably need an ego check? Flame away, I can take it.

Because I'm that awesome.

And, as a point of fact, fireproof.

Not to mention totally enlightened, working the best job in the world and happily married to my two best friends.

You married your boobs??

Thought I would start this thread in the place it belongs.

Can I post this? Yeah. I think I can post this...

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/2...almdisplay.jpg

I wanted to post the other facepalm picture that's a collage of various anime characters, but I was too lazy to resize it. So we have to go with this.

Good one Smarty, but no, Simon and Garfunkel and I are not that good friends. Nothing against them at all, but they're not like real people.

(The left one is Simon.)

PS. "I'm sorry captain Picard, I can't hear you over the sound of how AWESOME I am."

Good you opened this thread. The toothpaste discussion was a bit too high-brow for me.

Man, I was only allowed to marry one person, stupid polygamy laws! Although I suppose they don't really have anything against having a mistress, so whats the point of the damn laws!

If someone wants to be stupid enough to have 2 wives, or husbands. And get double the bitching then they should be allowed to damn it! Otherwise they'd just have mistresses and shit.

Being an attractive woman on the internetz with ovarian fortitude you just might open yourself for a avalanche of epeen jokes of overwhelming proportions... but then i look at your avatar and "Pedobear" comes to mind....

Facepalms are so... er... so in the past of something. I prefer suspicious looks.
http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/7826/jokert.jpg

See, silly.
 

This was the first picture there when I typed in "jenny -mccarthy" (because Jenny McCarthy kept dominated the first search) so I guess? Jenny is pretty sexy.

http://www.austinchronicle.com/binary/d8aa/jenny.jpg