Pokemon Umbral Discussion 18: I'm Not Gonna Raichu a Love Song
 

I had a brain fart thinking up a title, so leave me alone.

Oh, and here's something bizarre that will make your eyeballs implode:

http://www.motifake.com/demotivation...1240101989.jpg

I think that chick is dressed like a Grumpig. Not sure.

Anyways, that's all I have for now. I've still gotta lotta other stuff to do, including work on that ginormous database. If I saw some questions, I'm afraid I don't remember them so please post 'em again if you really care to have 'em answered. I'll check back every now and again.

That's mine. (Hey Gem, how is that not excessively stupid or overpowered?)

Menarker had one, but I think it's been rendered null by the edit in his RP post, so I'm not including it here.

And I think that's it.

EDIT: It looks more like a Miltank to me.

And that hulking brute behind the perverted trainer looks like a Machamp of sort, with the 4 arms and the head-ridges.

Bet you can't guess what those heads on the ground are.

I already know.

I have to agree with the dream-world mission. Otherwise I have to find someway to work his backstory into his sidequest (once I actually settle on what his sidequest should be.....)

Oh, you're right. That is a Miltank. Good grief, I'm dumb. So adding Miltank genes to create a Miltank Pokebrid will increase her bust size...I smell a ridiculous character!

Fine, I approve of Enmekki being a jealous emo and fucking up Marionata's plans only because he wants Pierce's fragile psyche all to himself.

And I'm going to ruin it for everyone else: those three heads at ground level are a Dugtrio.

Gimme some time and I'll type up an RP post.

This can only go very very right.

All the pokeymanz want a piece of Pierce's ass. But yeah, Enmakki gets all riled up when someone messes with his plans and fucks around with Pierce's head.

Goddamnit AB, I wanted to spoil it!

Well yeah, the dugtrio was obvious. As was the Machamp. As was the miltank.

...

That's pretty much how Impact sees the entire pokemon world.

Pierce: "Damn, I'm taking a real beating here!"
Renny: "Pierce, go use Drink Milk!"
Pierce: "Don't mind if I do! Wheee!"
Miltank Pokebrid: "Agh! Get away from me, you sicko!"

And that's when Armored Bishoujo gets banned from Nuklear Power.

EDIT 1: Damn...I just made Kirie one of the most frightening characters ever.

Oh, and here's a new rule that just came up. I'm telling you, it's all on the fly: Grass type Pokemon are affected by sleep differently than other types. When there is natural sunlight or when Sunny Day is in effect, a Grass type Pokemon will wake up automatically at the end of the turn. However, during the hours of darkness or inside structures that do not permit light, Grass type Pokemon will not wake up on their own. You must awaken them manually.

I'm still hesitant whether to go for Kirie or Dinner in terms of relationships...

Ok, cool. Makes sense.

I've also been thinking: Could we make it standard for trainers to be able to use only one pokemon in battle? And when they go battle master or legion mage, they get to use one pokemon and themselves, always? Renny's breeder would have more powerful pokemon, but only get to use one? Impact's Infernal Orator (cause screw you, that's what I'm naming his class) would also be fighting alone, but, again, be pretty powerful?