Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude.
 

Dude.

Duuuuuuuude.

Dude dude, duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.

Dude?

Translation:

Hello good sir/ma'am,

I hope you've had a pleasant evening.

My evening went well, and and hopefully was the first of many.

How did your day go?

Yo, bro. What up, bro?

Somebody got lucky? XD

I think I know what you all are reading stories from.

This guy.

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DooooooooooooooD!

Even if I had, a gentleman never kisses and tells :cool:

All I did was have a wonderful evening with a beautiful lady of similar personal and academic pursuits ;)

And also, dude bro dude.

How did this:

Turn into this:
And somehow actually be right?

EDIT: And gentlemen kiss and tell all the time broski, so pics or it didn't happen.

EDIT AGAIN: Of the girl, I mean, not the sex.

If you don't know this scene then you haven't lived.
 

Duuuude, Sweet!!, Duuuude, Sweet, Duuuude, Sweet . . .

Shibby.

Yo What'up Digdy dog! Mah-brotha!

What'z up in this muthafuckn Hizouse!? Where my bitches at?

Can a Brohter get a High Five over here? C'mon! Mah Bro Eltangrim is gettim SUM o' THAT! WOOT WOOT!