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Aldurin 04-05-2012 12:55 PM

Open Thread on Dicks: Dick Cheney's Cocky Cockfighting
 
This is a thread for all dick-related* discussion. Have a favorite kind of dick? Tell us here! Wrote a blowjob guide? Then don't hesitate to share your knowledge. Have a dick joke? Then why are you still reading, post already!

I also guess we can talk about butts as a side topic, I guess, if you're into that kind of thing.

*I do not claim responsibility for the horrific ramifications of actually posting a picture of a dick in this thread. Dick at your own risk.

A Zarkin' Frood 04-05-2012 12:57 PM

Whenever someone makes a thread subtitled "the X-ening" or "X harder" I die a little inside.

stefan 04-05-2012 01:03 PM

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CABAL49 04-05-2012 01:07 PM

So is this where we talk about bad dick related incidents?

Ecks 04-05-2012 01:40 PM

has anyone ever accidentally bent their dick without meaning to?

cause that shit hurts

TDK 04-05-2012 02:11 PM

Vaginas are meh
 
Dicks are pretty aces.

Token 04-05-2012 02:38 PM

Your monthly reminder that I can blow myself.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ecks (Post 1192755)
has anyone ever accidentally bent their dick without meaning to?

cause that shit hurts

That's bad and all, but accidental teeth-scrapage is so much worse.

Osterbaum 04-05-2012 02:43 PM

Dicks are pretty asses.

Amake 04-05-2012 03:08 PM

I read Promethea the other day and was reminded that magic wands actually DO symbolize penises. Sorcerers, regardless of sex, become male as they seek to "penetrate" the mysteries of the world. So, those rewrites of Harry Potter are even funnier than we think.

Archbio 04-05-2012 03:09 PM

Dick Thread II: Electric Dongaloo.

That's all.


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