Nikose Mafia 3: Wherein he discovers there is a limit on characters in the title. I -
 

-didn't know that, so my initial title was all super long but got cut off. :(

PLAYERS:
1: Tophat
2: Masked Jedi
3: Ryanderman
4: FenrisWolf; Tourrettes Cop is dead and his mother is a whore.
5: Cephrir Mafiate, Dead as a Doornail with mourning children.
6: POS Industries He Quit.
7: Khael! Dead Dog.
8: The Argent Lord
9: Demonlink2 was evicted by his wife; still alive, still in game.
10: SMARTYMCBARRELPANTS IS BANNED found with knife in chest. Dead.
11: B_Real_Shadows
12: Bananarama
13: Relm Zephyrous
14: Ugainius
15: Roy D Mylote Dead.
16: Truce evicted her husband. Obviously Truce is the woman in this relationship. AND NOW SHE'S DEAD HAHA.
17: Demonlink2
18: Tendronai, Popular young man about town, is dead.
19: OctoberRaven Another Dead Mafiate.
20: Grthwllms, PO, kicked the bucket just when he figured everything out.
21: Griever Another Killing Role Dead!
22: Captain Combustible
23: Cati
24: Ole' Dude with the Face
25: Ape Boy
26: Hikari
27: Rygar 3 The colors mean nothing and Fuck you Skullboy I'm not an asshole, your mom's an asshole.
28: Cid Highwind
29: ex. 68471
30: Stress Ball
31: SecretSkull
32: Red Fighter 1073 Died horribly in a vicious, VICIOUS manner.
33: Death By Stabbing
34: Zilla
35: FloralVikings = Dead Flowers
36: Rhyia I think I dunno
37: I think some girl with dragons wings is here, She's probably with Thad that poor poor child. She also died.

WALKUP:

YOU ARE PLAYING A NIKOSE MAFIA.

You guys have absolutely no fucking idea what you are in for. I hope you all enjoy it thoroughly.

TO MAFIATES:
I don't want your dirty, nasty PM's. Do all your conversing in Private. Don has final call on who dies. ONLY the Don PM's me. He gets 1 shot a night. if your Don doesn't show up, Sucks for you doesn't it?!

TO TOWN:
If you don't have a ROLE, LEAVE ME ALONE I get enough PM's.

TO NIGHTROLES:
You're children are whores and your mother is ugly. PM Me when it is RELEVANT.

TO EVERYONE ELSE: wait is there even anyone else? Shitfuck I don't know what I'm doing, god damn it I'm gonna screw this up too oh nooooooo

*runs out the nearest window, splattering all over the ground and Squishing Rygar Flat*

RYGAR HAS DIED ONCE.

DAY 1 BEGINS.

EDIT: I WILL NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY THAT I WAS STONED WHEN I WROTE OUT THE ROLES FOR THIS GAME.


EDIT 2: despite whatever comes of it: Double posting is NOT allowed in mafia games I run. This is not argueable. It's my game to run, my arbitrary and stupid rules that you agreed to follow when you joined.

Actually for that matter, everyone is required to not wear knickers while playing. (Definition of knickers debateable.)

Bumpitty bumpitty bump validated I fucking hate life.

And everything cute.

You should totally vote for me first.

Vote: Fenris

That git is asking for it.

ALL PM'S SENT.

IF YOU ARE PLAYING AND DID NOT GET A PM

FUCK YOU. MESSAGE ME.

Vote: Fenris

Bandwagoning and fulfilling my Bitch Quota has never been so fucking easy.

I've figured it out.

Karesh's role is to be a goddamn Brit.
And Rhiya is playing as herself.

Lots of love.

Fenris is my friend and I only want the best for him!

....Thus, I am happy to help him get free of this game as expediently as is possible.

VOTE: FenrisWolf

And POS is a fucking liar.

So another one playing as themselves. Nik wasn't very imaginitive with these roles.

Vote: FenrisWolf

And I will continue to do so until he changes his name to Tromboner.

This... what? Umm...

Vote: FenrisWolf

The conditions weren't fucking met, bud.

Nyaaaawww, I love you too, Fen-fen!

I am a bird!

I am a plane!

Vote: Argentlord
You're totally a liar.

When the fuck did I sign up for this?

Am not. I always cite my sources. Here, look:

-----

In June. When it was in signups.

-----

See? Cited my sources. Proved I was telling the truth. Not a liar.

I don't see any sources here! FoS: The Argent Loed.

Well, I'll be damned. I DID sign up for this game.

Vote: B_Real_Shadows

It's, well, like a rule or something.

Wow... so many people very totally forgot about this game.

I'M LUCKY I SIGNED UP LATER!

Oh Right.

For REFERENCE:
Nights Will always last 2 days maximum, OR when I get all Night Actions in. WHichever comes first.

Thee appeas to be a wagon aleady. That's depessing.

My post feels like it's missing something. HMMMMMM.

Also, Vote: Demonlink2, because I can. And you'd be supised how estictive that is.

Wait, did someone go and clone me without my permission AGAIN?! :stressed:

I say we vote for B_Real. He obviously has a role. He forgot about the game and was "reminded". We cannot trust his unkown-rollness!

Vote: B_Real

haha it's funny cause someone is going to die.

I'm thinking about a Vote: Rygar Because he is purple and that means self aligned.

... or cult.

Oh man Cephrir, are you voting me for the fact that 10/11 past games I played I wound up scum, usually mafia?

Oh wait no it's just day 1. So I'll countervote: Cephrir because he voted for me and because I can.

Also I recommend not attempting to sleep with me this game. Or eat me. Or attempt to shoot me in the head with an AK. You'd be surprised how sadistic Nikose is to me.

I'm going to

Vote: Cid Highwind

Serves him right for being in the number that the generator picked.

Oh god yes I love hurting you. That's like my favourite aspect of these games.

Come to think of it I kind of regret dropping out the "I hate that fucker" role that makes you auto-suicide whenever someone says the word "Crackers".

Vote: Truce

Because there are no truces in a Mafia game, only lots of killing.

Vote:Ecurt!

Why? Cause you smell funny

Unvote:Ecurt

Vote: Secretskull

Cause you voted for me, I feel like I should vote for you too.

33 Posts and nobody has voted for me yet?

I think that this is some kind of record.

A streak easily broken!

Vote: Newb

Crackers. Just testing.

NEWB HAS DIED SUDDENLY.

Game continues, it is still day.

Well that bites.

Was Newb even playing? I don't see him on the list...

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!

This would not be the first time that somebody in the game wasn't on the list.

And now I should probably stop posting until I'm alive again.

Well it still hasnt given us portal technology nor the rocket-propelled claw-footed bathtubs to ride through them

A new age is upon us!

Gah, the Bael-Hating one is in this game! And I can't vote fo him!

It occus to me that my ole pwns mentalists. Hea that, mentalists?

Unvote: Newb

Redundant yes, but looking back, it was quite silly, given he wasnt even on the list

*throws lucky lawn dart at screen to choose new victim*

New Vote: POS Industries

Meh. Is that all you got?

Are you serious? Look who's talking! Seems like I'm going to have to unvote: Fenris and
vote: khael instead.

Also, it's because I'm a bitch.

... I love you, Fenris!

I don't like that the opening post states that "rygar died once". Particularily, the "once" part. Whats up with that Rygar?

It means I've only died one time. Duh

Anyway, Vote: Khael for SCIENCE will never steer us wrong!

Vote: POS Industries

Yes, I am in this game.

Unvote:ArgentLord
Vote: Cephrir
Sometimes when you kill the victim the mentalist dies too. As good a first day move as any I think.

Wow. That's annoying.

UNVOTE: Fenris

VOTE: Cephrir

Then why is your name purple in the player list and not yellow like in the death scene?

Because nikose is a sneaky bastard and likes fucking with our minds.

I think I'll maintain a FoS: B_Real for good measure.

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c1...untitled-1.jpg
Source cited!

There are motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking Argent Lord.

He's a plane.

*beats Newb repeatedly into the ground* You're staying dead.

Day's still going. I think I'll call the day at an early end, how about NEW YEARS EVE, 00:00?!

So, do you mean midnight of the morning of December 31 or midnight of the morning of January 1? Furthermore, what timezone specifically will you be working from either way?

WAIT...

Wait wait wait... Wait. wait. wait,

So, POS is the mentalist and Cephrir is POS's nemesis?! LE GASP!

Unvote: Khael!
Vote: Cephrir

'Cause, apparently I like POS too >.>

<3

Ok now that was wierd.
I'm leaving my vote where it is for now.

I shall attempt to cite shaky saucers!

CLEARLY POS is the mentalist, and Cephrir has Magneto's power hat, so POS can't get him with his psychic shenanigans.

And since I'm POS's Posse....

Wait, I'VE GIVEN AWAY TOO MUCH!

I neve_ claimed that a mentalist is ta_getting me. Also, I'm going to use unde_sco_es so I'll be a little mo_e unde_standable.

I'd vote one of the people waggoning me, but I can't. Let's just say I wouldn't do it if I we_e you.

I mean New Years eve when the clock's roll over.

EASTERN STANDARD TIME! MWHAHAH-

But really if you could all kill someone, like B_real or Rygar before that, that'd be great, kay?

Using my amazing Robo-logic, I have decided that you're all pretty damn scummy, regardless of your roles.

Therefore Unvote: Fenris.

Vote: Every single one of you fuckers. Yes, even you.

Unvote: Secretskill
VOTE: grthwllms

Make Logical votes you!

Also! Cephrir!

You missed an 'r'

http://jj.am/gallery/d/32041-1/Capta...caFacepalm.jpg

Kay.
Unvote: Every single one of you fuckers

Vote: B_Real_Shadows

Vote: grthwllms

Cos he's in front/ behind me.

I hate you all, so I'm going to vote for myself.

VOTE: Apes.

See?

I have no idea what you a_e talking about. By the way, I fixed you_ post fo_ you.

So we have Shyria and POS being outright scummy and nobody voting for them?

For shame...

Holy crap, I disappear for a few days and it's like NEW MAFIA! and eight pages? When did you people start being productive? Geez.

Vote: Rygar for... um, dying? HE'S A ZOMBIE I TELL YOU. A ZOMBIE.

I don't like people who live when they get smote... >.>
FoS: Rygar

Also, sorry for my absence, stupid landline internet is down due to atlantic internet lines that got cut in three different places. I'm on crappy wifi right now.

I won't vote yet though. Now, in the meantime, I'VE GOT THE BOOZE =D

Becoming deceased and starting an all-brains diet doesn't make me a zombie. Wait...

Beats me, they should probably both be the one colour

Unvote: Khael
Vote: Rygar

Maybe I'll stay dead this time. Who knows?

To be fair, Shyria is voting for me herself and I'm not really acting any different than normal.

Meanwhile, you're the one throwing about random accusations.

Yea...there were two R's in that last post of yours. One of them was even controllable by you Cephrir. You're getting slack. The underlined one was the avoidable 'r' in your post.

EDIT:

Also, Grth!

I'd vote for you, but I'm already voting for you.

Technically, if he tried hard enough, he could've missed both 'r's in that, but WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ENCOURAGING HIM?!

Also: a happy new year to those in +10:00GMT!