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Fifthfiend 12-01-2009 06:34 PM

In this thread SOMETHING FANTASTIC will happen
 
It is now up to you to prove me right.

Don't let everybody down!!

Revising Ocelot 12-01-2009 07:19 PM

Nah.

Fifthfiend 12-01-2009 07:29 PM

So far this thread is going pretty much exactly how I thought it would.

Archbio 12-01-2009 07:30 PM

Right toward Fantasticland?

Tev 12-01-2009 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fifthfiend (Post 991516)
So far this thread is going pretty much exactly how I thought it would.

I got you this. I hope you like it.
http://myweeview.com/wp-content/uplo...no-332x400.jpg

greed 12-01-2009 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fifthfiend (Post 991486)
SOMETHING FANTASTIC


http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...nth_Doctor.jpg

He is interested in your proposal.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk 12-01-2009 07:37 PM

Something Fantastic you ask?http://tastybacons.com/wp-content/up...t_snickers.jpg

Wigmund 12-01-2009 07:37 PM

Shitty motivational message and SOMETHING FANTASTIC?!
 
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Set your expectations low and you'll never be let down.

And now an attempt to attain satisfaction.Attachment 7044

TopHatAssassin 12-01-2009 07:54 PM

He's pretty fantastic, isn't he?http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2..._fantastic.png

The Argent Lord 12-01-2009 08:02 PM

This thread really didn't need to go past Revolving Ocelot's post.

Loyal 12-01-2009 08:03 PM

http://content.etilize.com/Large/1010046669.jpgThe most noxious crap in the world. Do not use in enclosed spaces.

Fifthfiend 12-01-2009 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawk (Post 991520)

The Mr. T Snickers ads are the most fascinating mix of homophobia and homoeroticism I have ever seen

EDIT not really fantastic though

EDIT in fact actually kind of sad

MasterOfMagic 12-01-2009 08:09 PM

You've all got it wrong.http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/8...sticmrfox3.jpg Its even in his name!

Loyal 12-01-2009 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MasterOfMagic (Post 991545)
Its even in his name!

I'm not sure you've actually perceived the rest of the thread.

EDIT: Also, this.

MasterOfMagic 12-01-2009 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loyal (Post 991548)
I'm not sure you've actually perceived the rest of the thread.

Anything Fantastic Mr. Fox is involved in is better than any event you plebs could come up with.

CelesJessa 12-01-2009 08:41 PM

It's the most fantastic thing I could think of
 
http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/9...8774524947.gif

phil_ 12-01-2009 09:30 PM

We already did Fantastic Contraption, Loyal. Dole Man is the new hotness.

Toastburner B 12-01-2009 10:30 PM

That .gif is very interesting.

The more I watch it, the less I understand it.

It sort of defies logic doing that.

Anyways...

...fantastic.

Bob The Mercenary 12-01-2009 10:50 PM

First thing I thought of
 
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/m...c_1106389c.jpg

Axl 12-02-2009 02:21 AM

Swap tags are pretty rad.
 
A fantastic thread such as this deserves only the very best. So I wrote a jam and put it over a Beatles song. Apologies if its off sync/shitty, it is what it is.

Fantastic Thread

Here's the words in case I pronunciation was too horrible.

I've just read a thread I can't forget this wall of text on NPF
With these posts I can see with a new sense of clarity I sing
This thread is so great

Fifth issued a challenge unto the land to make a thread thats truly grand
and all of NPF brought out their brains and charm to make a stand
Except for REVOLVING OCELOT

He did not, he did not do shit. Well he just gave up, right off the bat.

The forum brought a child, a dinosaur, leader of the fantastic four
and Mr. T was there devoid of all his dignity and pride
This thread is so rad

Empty gut? Well go and Get some nuts! Buy a Snickers. Thanks Mr T.

Solo

Now page 2, were at the halfway point. This thread can only go up from here

Then a post arose starring a man shooting bananas from his nose
And I can truly say that today is the best day of my life
This thread is the best

Webster called, theres a new dictionary, in light of recent events

Look up, the word fantastic, and you will see a link to this thread

Good Game Guys. Weve done alot here today. But i must go now, To lurk again


in b4 thread dies

Pip Boy 12-02-2009 08:20 AM

Somehow I'm afraid this will be one of those threads that never, ever dies, yet still reeks of rotting flesh.

Like a zombie thread.

Osterbaum 12-02-2009 08:53 AM

I posted in this thread. Now it's fantastic.

32bit-RedMage 12-02-2009 09:39 AM

Fantastic ???!!!!! FANTASTIC ¿¿¿¡¡¡¡¡

Behold the amazing circus from ye olde continent !!!!!
Si!!! Benvenuto al mondo fantastico de fighterini e suoi amici !!!
Molte cose fantastiche accadono qui! Si !! Molto cose erotica anche !!!
Voyez le dragon fantastique de carton ! OUI!!!! Il crache feu et a yeux de laser.
l parle même votre langue primitive!!!!!!
Deleiten sus ojos sobre un hombre mono que baila ... DESNUDO !!!!
El hombre mono es muy sexy y tira pupu y tambien come pupu !!!!!
Und das ist nicht alles... NEEEEEEEE .... Sehen sie ein halb affe, halb Ampel, halb Rackete, halb Politicker, halb obdachloser Monster-ding!!!
SEI VORSICHTIG, es ist sexy.... aber auch SEHR gefahrlich!!!!!

MOLTO MOLTO FANTASTICO !!!!!!!!!!!


What ... too fantastic for ya ? ;)
Here, have a silly comic:

http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF130-Book_World.gif

Nightshine 12-02-2009 10:27 AM

Phil Collins's death.



/thread

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche 12-02-2009 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nightshine (Post 991725)
Phil Collins's death.



/thread


That's a dick move right there man.
Apologize.

shiney 12-02-2009 11:26 AM

I posi-repped fifth in excess of 940,000 rep points.

Differences aside I do enjoy his presence and think he's a very witty and let's face it, charming sort of personality.

krogothwolf 12-02-2009 11:27 AM

People fighting with Lightsabers?http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/...sus-detail.jpg

Meister 12-02-2009 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shiney (Post 991737)
I posi-repped fifth in excess of 940,000 rep points

Manually I should hope.

shiney 12-02-2009 12:42 PM

My hand hurts.

Wigmund 12-02-2009 01:07 PM

There's stains everywhere!

Shyria Dracnoir 12-02-2009 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 32bit-RedMage (Post 991719)
snip what

Suddenly I'm seized by a strange fear of being watched by a gang of Euro-carnies. Kinda spooky...

I'll just leave this here for now

"Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad."
— Terry Pratchett, Lords And Ladies

Raiden 12-02-2009 02:39 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFldB...c-HM-fresh+div

Fanfuckingtastic.

32bit-RedMage 12-02-2009 03:15 PM

Join the carnival !!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyria Dracnoir (Post 991771)
Suddenly I'm seized by a strange fear of being watched by a gang of Euro-carnies. Kinda spooky...

Ciao bambino, il carnevale è molto fantastico.
Vi prometto che lo godrà!!!
Was'n los du??? Willst du nicht Herr Affengiraffe futtern ????
El es de lo mas a-mis-to-soooooooooooooooooo !!!
Oh wait ! i get it now .... Vous êtes ici pour joindre le carnaval ? Non ?


Okay, here you have more fantasticomics, while Shyria Dracnoir decides if he wants to join my fantabulous fantastique carnival!

http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF004-Dea..._the_Devil.gif
http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF021-Skeleton_Clown.gif
http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF065-Sweet_Candy_Inc.jpg
http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF114-Mime_City.gif

Lady Cygnet 12-02-2009 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 32bit-RedMage (Post 991858)
Ciao bambino, il carnevale è molto fantastico.

Oh, Tish, that was Italian. *swoon*

This thread is fantastic now. :D

Shyria Dracnoir 12-02-2009 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 32bit-RedMage (Post 991858)
Okay, here you have more fantasticomics, while Shyria Dracnoir decides if he wants to join my fantabulous fantastique carnival!

....Si?

Mirai Gen 12-02-2009 11:14 PM

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs51/f/20...y_monk_art.jpg

Fantastic: Delivered.

Eltargrim 12-03-2009 12:24 AM

Mirai, you have let me figure out the source of a childhood memory that I've been trying to recover for years. That was fucking fantastic in of itself.

PyrosNine 12-03-2009 12:46 AM

Part of me wonders if this is like "There is a monster at the end of the book" were we all post "this is fantastic, look no further" but at the end we'll all just realize the fantastic at the end of the book is ourselves.

That, or a stick made of Fanta.

Si Civa 12-03-2009 01:25 AM

This thread is horrible lie. :(

There ain't no men raining from heaven.

Fifthfiend 12-03-2009 01:29 AM

This thread is nothing but posting images that any jerk could dig up out of the internet nothing fantastic is happening here at all.

Quote:

Originally Posted by 32bit-RedMage (Post 991858)
Ciao bambino, il carnevale è molto fantastico.
Vi prometto che lo godrà!!!
Was'n los du??? Willst du nicht Herr Affengiraffe futtern ????
El es de lo mas a-mis-to-soooooooooooooooooo !!!
Oh wait ! i get it now .... Vous êtes ici pour joindre le carnaval ? Non ?

You and you alone evade my scorn. Your italliannessity is the stuff fantasticness is made of.

Nique 12-03-2009 02:23 AM

@ Mirai:

YES.

That is all.

Fenris 12-03-2009 02:24 AM

http://www.nuklearforums.com/member.php?u=50397

Arhra 12-03-2009 02:38 AM

So has it happened yet?

Fifthfiend 12-03-2009 04:21 AM

YOU SHOULD BE MAKING IT HAPPEN.

Arhra 12-03-2009 04:24 AM

But I'm tired!

Truce 12-03-2009 04:38 AM

I've been trying to come up with a definition of fantastic, so I could fulfill Fifthfiend's promise of having something fantastic happen.

But, you know, it's pretty difficult. After all, it's pretty easy to post a humorous image, or a humorous post, to get someone to smile. But, while it's entertaining, it's not necessarily fantastic either.

Fantastic is something you just have to feel, and I'm not quite sure I can evoke that emotion in people at will.

Still, one thing is for sure - being on these forums makes me feel fantastic. I may have been gone for a while, but even a day back made me realize just how much I've missed it.

So, I don't know if I can make you feel fantastic with this post - but I do know that being a part of NPF is a fantastic experience.

Krylo 12-03-2009 04:40 AM

And now I'm fantastically ill.

Does that count?

Truce 12-03-2009 04:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Krylo (Post 992388)
And now I'm fantastically ill.

Does that count?

Technically, that's still something fantastic.

Premmy 12-03-2009 05:25 AM

Somebody else post a link of my fro, should fix this lack of fantastic right up.

Satan's Onion 12-03-2009 06:16 AM

Does our working definition of "fantastic" include "strangely fascinating and kind of hilarious"? Because if so, then I respectfully submit this.

Arhra 12-03-2009 06:32 AM

You know what's really fantastic?

We're thousands of kilometres apart and we've tricked rocks and metal and plastic into carrying pulses of lightning that different ones turn into pictures and symbols that mean stuff just so we can talk about things like this.

Mesden 12-03-2009 06:34 AM

Haha, you fuckers want fantastic?

You've never witnessed fantastic. You've seen something appealing and, in your desperate attempt to overvalue your personal experiences, called them 'fantastic.'

Well now it's time for real fantastic.

And if you think otherwise, may your eyes and ears explode in a chain reaction of wrong.

Osterbaum 12-03-2009 06:52 AM

Truly, "This video is not available in your country due to copyright restrictions.", is the awesomest thing I have ever seen.

Odjn 12-03-2009 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mesden (Post 992430)
Haha, you fuckers want fantastic?

You've never witnessed fantastic. You've seen something appealing and, in your desperate attempt to overvalue your personal experiences, called them 'fantastic.'

Well now it's time for real fantastic.

And if you think otherwise, may your eyes and ears explode in a chain reaction of wrong.

That was merely excellent. No mod for Mesden.

Donomni 12-03-2009 02:12 PM

This forum is fantastic.

Nice, simple, total cop-out, with ass-kissing on the side.

Mirai Gen 12-03-2009 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mesden (Post 992430)
Well now it's time for real fantastic.

I was always more of a Kermit sings Beach Boys' Kokomo fan myself.

Magic_Marker 12-03-2009 02:46 PM

The real question is how can I show you something fantastic whilst keeping my pants on.

krogothwolf 12-03-2009 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magic_Marker (Post 992561)
The real question is how can I show you something fantastic whilst keeping my pants on.

But everyone wants to see your mangina! It would bring warmness to their hearts!

Magic_Marker 12-03-2009 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krogothwolf (Post 992565)
mangina!

I have a new vocabulary word!

Below:

I'm afraid of 32bit, just thought everyone should know.

32bit-RedMage 12-03-2009 02:57 PM

The one fantastic post to fantastique 'em all !
 
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Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyria Dracnoir
....Si?

Ooooh! Molto bene! Tony got-a sick, you see? He owed me money and now he's-a gone! Capite?
You'll take care of his job, si ? You clean after animals, there is lot of monkey crap to clean. The shovel is-a over there.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fifthfiend
italliannessity is the stuff fantasticness is made of.

Sono felice di vedere qualcuno che capisca!
Parliamo per un attimo! Il carnevale è un posto solo......Otteniamo i lotti degli ospiti, ma non vengono qui a chiacchierare.
Ma voi! Quella è una storia differente !!! Molto differente HA HA HA !!!
Possiamo chiacchierare tutto il giorno!chiacchierare,chiacchierare,chiacchierare e chiacchierare !!!
Voglia parlare della pasta?
Esamini i miei baffi quando parlo con voi, mio ragazzo!
MIEI BAFFI!!!!!! ESAMINI MIEI BAFFI!!!!!

Rejected Again 12-03-2009 03:18 PM

Wait when did Benito Mussolini get access to NPF?

Magic_Marker 12-03-2009 03:23 PM

Haven't you read?

Facism is the new Dick Jokes.

Rejected Again 12-03-2009 03:36 PM

Sorry, no one ever sends me the damn memo's.

mauve 12-03-2009 03:59 PM

You guys have it all wrong. Fantastic is the TaunTaun Sleeping Bag.

http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/6206/fantastic.png
Come on, people: The zipper pull is a lightsaber!!

Fifthfiend 12-03-2009 04:11 PM

You guys don't get fantasticness at all

Quote:

Originally Posted by 32bit-RedMage (Post 992569)
Ooooh! Molto bene! Tony got-a sick, you see? He owed me money and now he's-a gone! Capite?
You'll take care of his job, si ? You clean after animals, there is lot of monkey crap to clean. The shovel is-a over there.



Sono felice di vedere qualcuno che capisca!
Parliamo per un attimo! Il carnevale è un posto solo......Otteniamo i lotti degli ospiti, ma non vengono qui a chiacchierare.
Ma voi! Quella è una storia differente !!! Molto differente HA HA HA !!!
Possiamo chiacchierare tutto il giorno!chiacchierare,chiacchierare,chiacchierare e chiacchierare !!!
Voglia parlare della pasta?
Esamini i miei baffi quando parlo con voi, mio ragazzo!
MIEI BAFFI!!!!!! ESAMINI MIEI BAFFI!!!!!

Except you dawg

YOUR DOIN THIS BRO

YOUR MAKIN THIS HAPPEN

Mesden 12-03-2009 04:32 PM

"Absolutely fantastic" didn't turn up quite what I expected in google image search.

Well I expected it, but still very disappointed. =(

32bit-RedMage 12-03-2009 05:42 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Fifthfiend (Post 992609)
YOUR MAKIN THIS HAPPEN

Thank-a you for kind words, si? I would like to chat-a some more ... but-a ...
La vostra.......hmmmm ....ciò è molto di scomodo.........
La vostra virilità siete nel mio naso, NEL MIO NASO, genere di scomodo.
I miei baffi hanno cad da a causa di voi!
I miei baffi sono sul pavimento....esaminilo !!! ESAMINILO !

01d55 12-03-2009 10:44 PM

It's called respecting the legacy.
 
You know what totally should have happened in this thread? This announcement right here.

Fifthfiend 12-03-2009 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 01d55 (Post 992786)
You know what totally should have happened in this thread? This announcement right here.

Man what :/

Magic_Marker 12-03-2009 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 01d55 (Post 992786)
You know what totally should have happened in this thread? This announcement right here.

I was going to do that but then I was all like "I'm not that big a dick."

Geminex 12-03-2009 11:10 PM

Hey.
Hey, you wanna know something?
Well. Guess what happens when you search "absolutely fantastic" on youtube? Hmm? Come on, guess. What's the first result, do you think?
Ah, never mind guessing. Here, I'll show you.

Goddammit.

Nightshine 12-03-2009 11:49 PM

Chuck Norris jokes
4chan references
Unoriginal content
Nintendo Wii (Heck, for that matter, the entire 7th gen of consoles)
Punk rock
Power metal
Nu-metal
Mainstream rap
Miley Cyrus
Conservatives
VGCats
Ctrl-Alt-Delete
Furries
Obama's Nobel Peace Prize
People who were offended by The Carpet Is Lava
Small children
Phil Collins
Fox News
FPS games
People who can't type correctly
MMORPGs



THERE I JUST RUINED YOUR THREAD

POS Industries 12-04-2009 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nightshine (Post 992795)
THERE I JUST RUINED YOUR THREAD

That's adorable.

Almost as adorable as this!

Cloud Strife 12-04-2009 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by POS Industries (Post 992814)

I hate you now for this is ridiculously adorable and my girlfriend will be fawning over it and looking up Youtube kitten videos for the better part of the next four hours.

Stuff like this, for example.

Intern Nin 12-04-2009 12:41 AM

This song usually precedes something fantatstic. Does that make it fantastic as well? I believe it does.

Wigmund 12-04-2009 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cloud Strife (Post 992823)
I hate you now for this is ridiculously adorable and my girlfriend will be fawning over it and looking up Youtube kitten videos for the better part of the next four hours.

Stuff like this, for example.

Something else for your girlfriend, SACCHARINE OVERLOAD!
I think I just gave myself diabetes.

Pip Boy 12-04-2009 08:15 AM

http://nuklearpedia.com/doku.php?id=..._of_love&s=col

krogothwolf 12-04-2009 11:18 AM

Were-Moogles!!!

Tev 12-04-2009 11:32 AM

You know I wondered when Com;Col would make an appearance.....

Grimpond 12-04-2009 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Megaman FTW (Post 992904)

fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou why would you do that!!


EDIT: By which i mean I was stupid enough to read it


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