Public complaint to Lev
 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...cenary/lev.jpg

What is this shit?

You think that just because you can twirl some burning twigs, that gives you the right to stomp all over my name? Look at that. It's like a tumor you see on one of those little kids from another country where it takes over their entire body to the point where they look more like a beanbag chair then a person, then they have to go on TLC with their hour long documentary about the miracle procedure that just might save him. That's what this board needs right now. Surgery. To remove you! This is demeaning bullshit and I demand satisfaction!

You've been here since what, 2008? Pffft. I've been here since way back. I was getting infractions when you were still in diapers. You remember Zutsujin? Locke? Sosa? Of course you don't. You weren't here! How's about Calvinball? Bet you had lots of fun with that. You didn't? Oh yeah, you weren't here for that either!

What the hell is this now?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...00118-2323.jpg

I GOT A VIRUS?! THIS COMPUTER HAS GONE THREE YEARS WITHOUT A PROBLEM AND I GET A VIRUS AS I'M TYPING THIS?! IT WOULDN'T EVEN LET ME OPEN PAINT! I HAD TO TAKE THAT WITH MY CELL PHONE! I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH GO AWAY!

This is the most fantastic thread ever.

Bob, are you using Internet Explorer? *snicker*

Bob, Zutsujin is still here, sorta. He's Savage Thinking now.

But, yeah, what the heck, Lev? Getting an image for your name. Who approved this dumb game you're running, anyway?

...

That's Opera. Can't you tell.

I call upon the divine power of Google.
 

Rid the virus manually.

1. Click Start, right-click My Computer, and then click Properties.
2. In the System Properties dialog box, click the System Restore tab.
3. Click to select the Turn off System Restore check box. Or, click to
select the Turn off System Restore on all drives check box.
4. Click OK.
5. When you receive the following message, click Yes to confirm that you
want to turn off System Restore.

Then After Restart you Computer Safe Mode With Networking how to Restart?
1. Log out and reboot your machine.
2. When the machine starts the reboot
sequence, press the F8 key
repeatedly.
3. Select Safe Mode with Networking from the resulting menu.
4. When the log in screen comes up, log in as Administrator. By default,
Administrator has no password.
5. The machine will continue booting, but the Windows desktop will look
different. In The Safe Mode With Networking Then Download and Scan By Using
Norman Malware To Un-locker and Remove Virus- Win32/Nugel.E Press here-
http://majorgeeks.com/downloadget.ph...e991265b3250e7

6. To Remove Virus- Win32/Nugel.E in you Computer Download and Scan By Using Both Super Anti-Spyware Press here http://www.superantispyware.com/
And Malwarebytes' Anti-Malware Press here
http://www.download.com/3001-8022_4-...0a91a28a3fbe34

7. After Remove Virus- Win32/Nugel.E in you Computer Turn On system Restore Steps to turn on
System Restore

1. Click Start, right-click My Computer, and
then click Properties.

2. In the System Properties dialog box, click the System Restore tab.
3. Click to clear the Turn off System Restore check box on all drives check
box.
4. Click OK.

After a few moments, the System Properties dialog box closes Then
Restart you Computer.


Final Note:
Change Lev's special banner to be 50px x 15px.

Shit seems to be going down and/or heating up in heres.

Rather than reduce Lev's banner thingy we should all get one so that we can't see anyone's name.

I was teasing. Broken pages + viruses?

But yeah, I have to test stuff for Opera for the city web site and it gets a bit wonky sometimes. It's also slow as fuck. I'd never use it, myself.


Edit: ^ Or, they could probably just adjust the Z index to put it to whatever the text is set to (likely 0).

I thought that picture described why his banner is so great!

Also blue, my work forces us to use IE to connect in through VPN, I hate our montreal head office, forcing us to use IE is a sin I tell you a sin...damn montrealers, can't freakin trust em.

That's strange, I always found Opera to be pretty fast. it's not compatible with everything though. Eh.

Maybe if you said please, Bob, things would go better for you? Works for me. :p

Here's a head-scratcher: before I started working for the city, my supervisor did all the web site work himself in Front Page. He only ever tested for IE. Somehow, the styles got messed up in such a way that things look fine in IE, but in literally everything else, most of the pages are white text on a white background.

His main web site computer is now fully equipped with all 5 major browsers and my own hand-done styles for the new site that ensures everything displays correctly in all of them. (Although for some reason, IE8 adds the left margin to the right margin, so I have a META tag on every page to force it into IE7 compatibility, or else things are all kinds of messed up.)


Edit: Sir Pink: Maybe it's just that it doesn't do well in a multitasking environment, but when I've got all five major browsers open at once, Firefox works the fastest. Well, after IE, but it's the fastest out of the worthwhile browsers.

Looks like you're going to have to deal with being "Bobth" now.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...00119-0047.jpg

I fucking hate you.

Bob, you should see a doctor before taking Viagra first.

Or, you know, actually activate your anti-virus software. It doesn't exactly do any good turned off.


Edit: Or if you don't have any (not the smartest idea), you can get a free copy of AVG and never have to worry about it again.

There is the possibility his anti-virus software has been killed by the virus(so to speak), it was running in his last screen shot.

Besides which, it's highly unethical to be engaging in sexual activity when you have an unknown virus.

You know, I totally have the image of a Sword-chuck wielding hacker mafia, that scan the web for references to Lev and infect any offender's PCs with humiliating viruses.

"Big Lev does not appreciate your complaint. He is... very upset..."

My steps do detail how to kill the virus. Please notice that Bob.

I wonder if Porn and Viagra would make a good combination for drunken bob.

Hahaha, awesome. I guess the field test for Lev's custom name can be called unsuccessful. Pity, it looks pretty good everywhere else. Lev, guess you need to come up with something not as high.

The Bob part of this thread is pretty funny.
 

Never!

Under which browser did the yellow bar get ridiculously long? That was funny.
Yes, I stopped lurking just for this post. I finally have internet again. Started college last week. How's thing's, everyone?

Oh my god. This is comedy gold.

You keep away from us what with your pornography-addicted horny old man computer virus infecting your computer machine!

Now we're all gonna have to wear our special bio-suits when we visit these fine forums!
http://www.minutus.net/mt32/pam/mt32/pam/grapebag.jpg
All because of you, you infectious harlot! With your multiple downloads, porn and Viagra! Next thing we know you'll be replaced by a Mexican medicinal spambot, and we won't suspect a thing! Then bam! We're all infected and having to explain to our significant others why our computers are downloading donkey porn, pictures of Frida Kahlo, and south-of-the-border knockoff drugs for various sexual dysfunctions!

Is that what's going on Bob! Is that what you're cunning plan is?! Act all nice and drunk, but you're really a bandito spambot wanting to cross our borders and rape our women and corrupt our youth with your strange customs! We won't suspect a thing until the spambot starts posting liberal viewpoints about how it'd be great if we allowed spambots to flood into the country! We wouldn't suspect a thing and it'd be your fault Bob! All your fault you infectious spambot!

My friend has that exact same virus. It just opens up hundreds of tabs to "Porno.com". Most hilarious thing we've ever seen cause she still has full functionality with her computer with the exception that she can't use IE cause of Porno.com opening. She can however use any other browser. Just not IE.

I demand equality! Either we all get a picture for our SNs or nobody does!

Internet Explorer, of course. :D

I lol'd. Hard.

Lev should remain like this so I can tell he's not Tev. Maybe I should consider changing my name to Jev, Kev, Iev, Dev, Vev, ]ev or something similarly RADICAL!.

Hope it's not one those lame spoof viruses that "detect" a phony virus and try to get you to use a phony antivirus that disables any real antivirus you have, and everytime you boot up it still claims that there is a virus, that I was just able to remove and delete by ctrl alt delete, and finding where the program is running from.

Anyway, Comodo Internet Security Suite: Free Antivirus, Firewall, and System defense. Google it and install. It will make you happier than Viagra.

And Bob, don't take it so personally! All the people who have been here as long as you know you quite well as....Wait, didn't you have a name before Bob the Mercenary? Or was that another Bob? And since when was Bob a Mercenary? I thought Mouse was one. Or a thief. And what about Dot and Enzo?

What the hell Bob, what the hell?

And why is Bob being defeated by a virus? Is it Megabyte?

Tell you what, anyone who spends months planning and building something from Brian's comics or books and then goes above and beyond the call of duty with it ("hmm, building sword-chucks isn't quite cool enough, I think I'll set them on fire and invent a new branch of fire performance with them while I'm at it") gets one.

Like the dude who made the Robo suit, if he ever signs up here he's getting one immediately.

Really? All I have to do is build sword-chucks, light them on fire and then invent a new branch of fire performance? I am so game for that!

I'll call the performance "Ob to Mince Meat on Horse Back" Brought to you by Meister.

And then there's that InsaneGenius guy who is from Germany
 

You could always be Jew.

But then again, Meister is German and has powers of admin. So yeah.


Also, I totally though that child had over-sized condom on his head first. And that just makes it even more amusing.

Colors of Magic, Colors of Love.

If you invent the Hadoken you get a picture for your name and a blowjob from Brian for effectively ending the human race.

If you invent Ice-9 you get banned for life. Sure, you ended the universe but no one will ever know.

Yes, it's a musical.
 

I think you're on to something there.

I am so game for that! I'll play Fighter!

It has to be staged publicly in front of an actual audience. But yeah that'll pretty much get you an animated gif. Of your best scene, naturally.

It has to be staged publicly in front of an actual audience. But yeah that'll pretty much get you an animated gif. Of your best scene, naturally.

I can't wait to see my poorly written yet slightly controversial contribution to the work on stage.

Is this really an issue that happens? 0_o

I was honestly unaware there were two "-evs".
I mean, deep down I'm sure I saw the difference, but honestly:

Lev, Tev. Tev, Lev. Tev, Tev, Lev. Eventually that kinda blurs.

The similar avatars don't help much either.

I don't think I recognized there WAS a difference till last month.

I hate you so much. :(

They're pretty good.
 

I have some sound files of my roommate and I acting out about a dozen of the 8-bit comics from back when we were in high school. Will that at least get me a colorful name? Or laughed at, alternatively.

Does noticing that an Admin, a person who should act as a role model, DOUBLE POSTED (probably very intentionally to deceive me into thinking I saw the same thing twice.) and didn't delete the excess post count?
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/689...ostohno.th.png
Pure evil right there.

Out. Rage.

I came here hopping for a rift in the very fabric of the social structure of this community, one that could spark a social conflict of monumental proportions that would scorch the very skies and ignate a civil war of two conflicting sides entagled in a meaningless battle that would be spoken of by generations and this is what i get?

...Worst. Thread. Climax. Ever.

Also, i drew the prequel to CoMCoL, that got me a sure entrace in at least 3 circles of hell.

So, with that in Mind, I'm with Bob

Burn Lev!! BURN HIM GOOD!

See... now you're just asking for an ass kicking...

.... NPF mods aren't suppose to be role models. just Swimmsuit models.

I'd really hate to be compared under your standards of similar. You might confuse me for a crustacean. o_0

Really....
This http://www.nuklearforums.com/image....ine=1227505167 and this http://www.nuklearforums.com/image....ine=1263181831 are not the same!

Do you mean Lev or Tev? Because I am so confused right now. I recommend burning them both and apologize to the family of the one we weren't suppose to burn.

Well, you are a crab.

When you don't memorize people's avatars they can be very similar "Black/greyish avatar with an ambiguous white/greyish shape in the middle!"

Basically, without looking I think I could remember only about five people's avatars.

Maybe you jerks shouldn't keep changing them alla the time
 

Man I don't ever bother to remember avatars. That's like trying to remember someone by the clothes they happen to be wearing at the moment.

Can we be sure they aren't secret twins? Secret EVIL twins?

Clones? Cyborgs? Future self? fellow cultists? Members of the same book club?

I say both families should be thankful of our actions!

Well they both do post here. We'd be doing their families a favor if we killed them.

I walked into that one. XD

Don't you mean scuttled? http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/t...icons/smug.gif

It was easier when you had the spade-thing.

Yes right, I know that was you.

That WAS you... right?

I don't get it.

What we need is an english to bluespeak dictionary.

Maybe it's just because I'm a visual person, but their avatars were never remotely alike. Lev has always had his four-circles-with-a-diamond-rainbow-in-the-center-and-stars-shooting-off, while Tev currently has his eclipse and previously had a smoking spade. The silhouettes of those are all vastly different.

I always need to double-check if I'm reading Tev's or Lev's post. Also because that way I know if it's the one of the two I like more than the other.

I get the feeling I should feel insulted somehow, but I can't wrap my head around how you think mistaking Tev for Lev is akin to mistaking yourself for a goddamn crab.

I've got eyeballs
 

I would consider myself a very visual person and I can totally see how someone would get the two confused.


BUT ANYWAY less avatar talking more.... I dunno... something else?

Hyperbole.



Edit: At any rate, people don't change their avatars THAT often, so I'm probably going to just chalk this up to me following my signature. I'll admit I DO often identify people by avatar, so maybe it's just me.

Who thinks that Blues avvie should be perma changed to Twisp and Catsby.

...

It's Twisp!

I was going off memory so sue me.

You're a Twisp.

But then how would everyone instantly recognize whose posts to ignore! My sprite is a symbol, dammit! :p

Point being...?

Blue username. That's how I do it.
Well, it obviously doesn't work since I do reply to this post, so yeah.

Point being I'm self-deprecating, but I take pride in my work and like to show it off. :J

It's stuff like this that demands you to be Twisp and Catsby

But those two are POPULAR! XD

No. No they aren't. Quit trying to lift yourself up because I will be there to tear you down.

I think Blue and Mac need their own Chapter in CoM/CoL.

That's not what Wikipedia said about them, but I don't read Penny Arcade.

Besides, that makes two of us. What did you think self-deprecating meant? XD


Edit: ^ As a hilarious aside, or as one of the main features? Because if it's as one of the main features, that's Khael's position. :p