Single's Awareness Day
 

So with Single's awareness day coming up, I'm wondering what everyone has planned for that day? I personally have a day filled with nerd gaming activities. (It just so happens that the MTG league play thingy I joined happens on that day, and the night before is my friends and I's dnd session.) Do you plan to gorge yourself with chocolates and cry? Act like nothings happening? Or do you hunt for other singles on this day and act like for a day you are not?

Actually, probably play video games like I always do.
 

Hit on all the cute boys on my MSN messenger list and make them feel real awkward.

Bill Mahr will be in Raliegh so he'll be my Valentine.

Have a cool drink on the hot sands of Cancun.

I was not aware that there was a single's awareness day. I guess I will be aware of it this time.

You do that anyway.

Please don't hate me
 

The only right thing to do is self-pitying.

I didn't know that this kind of day existed and I'm quite surprised that we don't have this day in Finland too. But then again here in Finland everyday is self-pity day, yaaaaay.

Beat up people pining for their unrequited love. It's good times.

"Dude... dude are you, holy shit are you fucking pining? Oh my god, hey guys! Check this dude out, he's fucking pining! lets stomp him!"

PUT YOUR TEETH ON THE CURB!

PUT YOUR TEETH ON THE FUCKING CURB!

Hey I know this attractive guy who's also single and doesn't want to deal with this day- Maybe I give you his email address and nobody is depressed.

Well, at least I wouldn't get beaten by Smarty and Funka.

Though I'm not sure if my flaming homosexuality is hot enough for him.

It probably is, nobody's quite sure which way he flies.

...I don't want to pick up that soap from the floor anymore.

I plan on spending it making brownies and eating them while cuddling up with my girlfriend. I mean, that's how I usually spend my Valentine'sSingles Awareness Day....

Single awareness? Mo' like single supremacy, am I rite?

EDIT: Seriosly Lev, shut the fuck up.

EDIT2:

You're always so mean to him. I mean, if he wasn't my mortal mix-up name enemy I'd feel bad about how much abuse you sling his way....

Do you have a beard? If not I need to grow one.

Got a mustache. What does that count as?

Get a room you two Levs.

And tell us all about it later.

so this thread is actually "Gay Singles Awareness Day" now right?

Sure.

Pretty much. I spend enough time self pitying the other 364 days of the year, I deserve a break!

Come near me and you'll be pining for a hospital! =.=

Related: Discussing romantic foods with girlfriend for SAD. Right now we're at: Strawberry and Banana Sandwhiches. We're thinking about having a picnic on the roof of our apartment building, then firing flaming arrows down at the empty parking lot.

Actually she wants do to the flaming arrows I just want the sandwhiches.

You know, It would be much cooler if you shot flaming arrows at a full parking lot with people standing in line waiting to get sandwiches. Just a thought.

Dude, we should double date. My girlfriend would be down for the sandwiches and I'm all about the raining fiery death on things.

This thread is veritably filled to the brim with reasons why you are all single, or at least should be.

It's true. I'm a horrible boyfriend and a very bad influence. :sweatdrop

…But I’m very good at spoiling and that’s why she keeps me around.

It would sparkle some fire into singles' lives if nothing else.

And maybe two lost souls finally meet each other when they're trying to pick up the same sandwhich. Ah, how romantic.

Pssha, I'm married with a kid! The whole reason is because I blackmailed and drugged her into thinking I'm the greatest person ever. It was win-win!\

Only to their horror, the one they fell in love with at first glance gets impaled by a fiery arrow and ignites, those starting her on fire as well. The two souls die together while running around on fire. A love story for the ages!

When the Valentine's day hit I will be listenning Yesterday 'cause fuck that day
 

It would be truly burning love.

Because everybody loves Elvis.

I would be totally down with this, but I'm 100% certain you do not live in Toronto, Ontario. :(

People live in Toronto, Ontario?

There have been rumors.

Well, give those weirdo's a good showing with your fiery rain of death! And try to plan it out so the bodies felled form a heart shaped area.

Damn. And there I was getting excited. :(

Put a sign on the thread that says gays only.

It doesn't have to mean anything.
 

If you want to come over to my place, I've got a warm blanket and a bottle of wine... I could get you excited all over again.

But now I have an excuse.

Why? don't you want to lure the unsuspecting ones in here? It's no fun if we can't bring in a few more to the fold.

Embrace the power of the darkside.

I'll probably be playing the videogames. A stroke of brilliance by Blizzard I think, making Valentine's day a two week game event that takes your mind off how you're spending Valentine's day alone playing games. . . not that I need my mind taken off anything. :I

The sad thing is that I don't know if I'm joking or not
 

I don't know if I should hate or love this thread. It just makes me remember how my own sister thinks I'm gay, how some others think that I'm okay with my inner gay. Heck, even all those Hello sailor jokes I've made. It's so confusing..!

It's like that everybody else knows that I'm gay but I myself don't get it yet.

This is the part where Ben Affleck offers to have a threesome with you.

It'll have to do, my beard grows into a mane like a lion, and I doubt it would survive the fire.

As opposed to one with two girls or one dude and one girl.
 

Obviously, the best way to find out would be to have a threesome with two dudes.

If I steal the wine, it'll get me mad cred with the highschool girls. I can live with that.

Every yaoi where characters ask why another is walking funny is the best yaoi.
 

Yeah, but then they're gonna wonder why you're walking funny, and I don't think your Charisma stat is high enough to talk yourself out of that one.

I don’t know, the way the girls devour Yaoi these days it may boost his appeal.

Which totally explains why I'm always single.
 

I'm a British kid (with an accent) in Ohio. My CHA is out the roof.

I shoulda known. Anytime anyone puts anything here, leave it to ya'll to make everything gay. Single's awareness day, childrens' birthday parties, friday nights at Joe's Crab Shack. I can't stick anything here without someone trying to stick a pecker in it.

I expect NPF to throw better parties now, though.
 

Not that that's a bad thing.
 

It's contagious.

If it was contagious, odds are I'd be gay considering how long I've been lurking. And yet I'm straight (apart from my mancrushes on NPH and David Tennant).

I think you've all just made this holiday even more ackward.

Good job!

Token in the closet.
 

No matter how many times you say it, we still don't believe you.

He takes the straightest path to the closest gay he can find.

I'm straight, okay! Just because I kissed that guy that one time...

According to the local crier, masturbation causes homosexuality. Because you are already putting a dick into your hand. So in all reality, the only cure for gayness is for all of us to cut off our dicks.

Oh, is that what it's about? I really didn't notice. All those years of chatting with furries has apparently left me unable to identify the unusualness of any sexual orientations. :O_o:

Whoa, didn't mean it like that.
 

Man, I hope he's standing on a street corner with a bell going

"Here Ye, Here Ye! Masturbation Makes You Gay Due To Dick In Hand!" Or I will be seriously disappointed.

Anyone for bisexuality?
 

In my defense I don't know if I'm gay or not, so nobody can really say what I'm.

Damn you and your sexy suggestions!

Or picture your average doomsayer prophet with wild beard, dressed in a tattered burlap bag, carrying a sign up and down the street. That'd be the second best sign carried around by a crazy person with a sign ever.

(The best is still "Everything is perfectly all right".)

You could go to a gay bar! If a guy hits on you, your gay. If a guy doesn't your straight...or you could just be hideous looking.

Goddamnit Invisible Queen. I'm tempted to do that myself to see what would happen.

I feel so bad for my new born daughter. Her father is insane.

Maybe you people who aren't well endowed can only put it in your hands...
On second thought, maybe bringing that up doesn't give me hetero points. :sweatdrop

Only parents who understand that they are insane can properly prepare their children for the irrational world they're going to live in. :)
Congratulations on the kid is what I mean to say.

Re. bisexuality, I love it. I think to exclude 48-52% of the human race from your sex life on a pre-emptive basis can only be a kind of prejudice. :I

Man, I was in bar this one time and one British guy kissed my hand though we didn't chat that much. Shucks, I guess I'm gay now?
The only problem I had him though was that he was going to Afghanistan.

It's kinda sad that in middle of nowhere in Finland* we are training foreigners to battle in Afghanistan.. It makes me little bit angry even.

*My hometown's barracks used to have more international thingies going on but I've heard that one Canadian officer said that he was middle of nowhere when his wife called him. So, our hometown has have less these international things going on for some strange reason.

In which our hero recalls the stories about a friend's journey to Narka Sami Village
 

Of course Scandinavia is the utter back yard of wilderness that Hell forgot to Canadians. Imagine, way north in the endless white death there's the Inuit territories with like, negative population; past that there's the end of the world and then the north pole, and past the north pole is the north sea, and after that you get to us. It's crazy when you think about it.

Sure you can just go sideways around across the sea instead, but that only compounds how hella far it is; you can get in trouble trying to find the direction to the direction to Scandinavia. It's much easier the other way, we just go to America and then a bit north.

Remember Si Civa: Don't ask, don't tell.

Fix'd

I know! And I didn't even post in here.

I'm so proud of you guys.

Blame Lev, Tev, and Noncon.

Though Noncon's kind of an easy target on the make-things-gay-O-meter, since he can do that homosexual bait-and-switch thing.

That...

I...

...

...never thought of it that way.

*shifty eyes*
 

I have no idea what you're talking about.

You know its NonCon's fault when he tries to play innocent.

I think I have a new sig quote. XD

That's only if the trend follows the label, versus vice versa.

So, just to clarify:

Did Invisible Queen just make a subtle argument so powerful that Bob the Mercenary and Blues have now effectively become bisexual?

I believe so. :eek:

Nah, but it's a good quote. :D