Happy Fun Adventure Time! - an Illustrated Adventure
 

I'm in the mood to do a MS Paint Adventure styled game so let's begin!

I've always loved those EVO-style games so it's going to be something a little like that.

Wander around, have adventures, grow!

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You are AWAKE.
You feel AMBIVALENT.

You do not know where you are.


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You are a thing. You are currently shaped like this.

There is a HARD THING beneath you. It feels WARM.
There is a slight BREEZE coming from the EAST.

Retrieve arms from safe.

>Retrieve arms from safe.

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You don't know what any of those things are.

Punch user in the nose to establish superiority.

DANGO DAIKAZOKU!

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>Find Family

Evolve sentinence!

Devour Everything!
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Or this.

Oh, I have another suggestion: Do that cave exploring comic.

>Find family.

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You don't know where they are or if you even have any.

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You have become SAD.

You have lost PRECIOUS FLUIDS.


>Devour everything.

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In your sorrow, you decide to DEVOUR EVERYTHING.

... This doesn't seem to be working.


>Evolve sentience.

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You're not sure whether or not that did anything.

Go west.

That hard thing must obviously be an item.

>Get ye flask!

Turn on light.

Divide

Cry in innuendo-induced horror until your fluid meter is empty.

>Go west.

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You hit a HARD THING. It is flat. It is rough. It is upright.


>That hard thing must obviously be an item. Get ye flask

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Can't get ye flask. It is the floor.


>Turn on light.

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The lights are already on.

You realise you are missing a few senses.


>Divide.

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Your pose helps you concentrate on maths problems.

Success!

Undergo a few million years of evolution and grow arms, legs, and eyes. Also, a brain.

Climb up the hard thing.

Tap dance like a fool.

Has to be said sometime. Go East. Toward the breeze.

Bounce around insanely

Don't expect this many updates on the same day ever again
 

>Undergo a few million years of evolution and grow arms, legs, and eyes. Also, a brain.

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You don't have time for that!

You settle for growing eyes.

You gain SIGHT.
You understand COLOURS.
You are GREEN.
Your ADORABILITY has increased.

You don't have the energy to EVOLVE anything else.

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The miracle of vision makes you CHEERFUL.


>Climb up the hard thing.

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The wall is too steep to climb. You cannot stretch enough to reach the top.


>Go East. Towards the breeze.

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There is another room here!

The BREEZE is coming from the PIT.

Green is cliche! Evolve some creativity.

What's the shiny yellow thing? Examine the shiny yellow thing.

Absorb the mushrooms.

Ride the mushrooms like a mechanical bull.

Go west. :P

Jump into the pit!

Ride the shiny yellow thing like a mechanical bull.

Excellent guess, Kreshkin. Wrong, but excellent.
 

Push the Yellow thing into the mushrooms!

Reactivate the save point.

>Bounce around insanely

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You don't bounce very well because of your low VISCOSITY, but it is still fun.

You feel VERY HAPPY.


>Green is cliche! Evolve some creativity.

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You are now PINK.

You feel PRETTY.

Your mood has improved to JOYFUL.


>What's the shiny yellow thing? Examine the shiny yellow thing.

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You carefully examine the SHINY YELLOW THING.

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You do not like the SHINY YELLOW THING.


>Absorb the mushrooms.

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You engulf and digest the MUSHROOMS.

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You have grown larger!


>Jump into the pit!

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It's very deep. Are you sure you want to do that?


>Ride the shiny yellow thing like a mechanical bull.

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You still do not like the SHINY YELLOW THING.

Go back into previous room and examine red thing.

Ponder at why the Mushrooms grew back.

>Shove shiny yellow thing down the pit.

Failing that, we may need to >Invent SCIENCE! first.

>Up. Up. Down. Down. Left. Right. Left. Right. B. A. Start.

Tap the rock into the pit.

Discover the concept of NAMES, name self.

>Up. Up. Down. Down. Left. Right. Left. Right. A. B. Start.

>B. A. Right. Right. A. C. Up. Down. A.

Because fuck, I want something more obscure.

But no, seriously:

> Repeatedly digest the mushrooms as they forever grow back for unlimited evolutional energy. Then evolve a drill for an arm.

Actually fluffy, both are right in different games.

Head back, towards the starting area. Examine the BLUE SHARDS.

Just a little note on my selection process. I've decided I'll rearrange orders if it would make more sense to do so. Avoiding switching between rooms repeatedly for example. I'll try to keep it to a minimum though. The earlier ones are slightly more likely to get picked since I start work as soon as I have some decent thoughts, but one that's put in right before the update like Krogoth's might get rolled into the next round of actions.


>Shove shiny yellow thing down the pit.

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The SHINY YELLOW THING seems to have run out of ZAP.

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It's SOMEONE ELSE's problem now.

>Tap the rock into the pit.

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You push the ROCK in after it.


>Up. Up. Down. Down. Left. Right. Left. Right. Whatever.

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You do a little victory dance.

You're not very good at it.


>Repeatedly digest the mushrooms as they forever grow back for unlimited evolutional energy. Then evolve a drill for an arm.

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What the hell do you think this is?


>Go back into previous room and examine red thing.

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You return to the previous room.

There are exits to the EAST and to the UP.

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You examine the RED THING.

It is a POOL full of RED STUFF.


>Examine the BLUE SHARDS.

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They're actually clear!


>Discover the concept of NAMES, name self.

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You try to think of a NAME for yourself.

What is your NAME?

Bob.

Legion.

Alternatively... Anatoly Cherdenko.

But first push SELECT 3 times so you can name your other party members at the same time.

EDIT: Oh, and a command.

Anatoly Cherdenko: Reproduce by budding to create other party members. Name them Malcolm Reynolds, Boomer Kuwanger and Felix.

Schtolteheim Reinbach III

Also, DRINK the red stuff.

Dip one blue shard in red pool.

Christopher "Pinky" Emmanuel.

Don't forget to taste the RED STUFF.

Seconding Legion.

Action suggestion: Devour Red Stuff and Clear Shards, use mass to become many.

Your name is Fucking Bastard, now go drink the red stuff

Your name is Danger.



Command: Wear transparent shard as a crown. Declare yourself ruler of this domain.

Drink red stuff, eat shard, become high, contemplate Life, the Universe and Everything.

That can only end in pain and suffering, if it's glass. Almost sounds like it's worth it.

ANYWAY, thirding Legion.
> Devour [Pool of Red Stuff], wear [Clear Shards] as a crown.

Aw, drill arm did absolutely nothing?

Fouring[?] Legion.

> Store pool of red stuff inside yourself to shoot it from your eyes when needed.

Actually I kinda liked Danger
 

>Name self.

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You suddenly realise you are terrible at coming up with names.

This saddens you.

Your mood has dropped to AMBIVALENT.


>Dip one blue shard in red pool.

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You try to move a SHARD.

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It's too POINTY for your MEMBRANE to handle!


>DRINK the red stuff.

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You drink the POOL instead. It's very nice.

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You have grown larger!

You now have enough MASS to fuel more EVOLUTIONS.

FLUID completely refilled!


>Wear transparent shard as a crown. Declare yourself ruler of this domain.

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As much as you'd love to do that, the SHARDS are too POINTY for you right now.


>Store pool of red stuff inside yourself to shoot it from your eyes when needed.

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You already drank the POOL.

You do not have sufficient SECRETION CONTROL to store it without digesting it.


>Use mass to become many.

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You try to create some SUBJECTS to lord over.

...This doesn't seem to be working.

You no longer have enough MASS to EVOLVE anything.

Absorb the SUBJECTS, then climb out the broken window (aka Top-left corner)

Devour subjects for being useless.
Then go into other room and check out the opening in the 'north' wall.

Draw faces on the SUBJECTS and engage in SMALL TALK with them to avoid INSANITY.

Reabsorb subjects, attempt to look over the wall.

Reabsorb SUBJECTS, evolve stronger membrane.

This is the best thing.

Attempt to alter shape into useful objects

Reabsorb subjects, evolve hermaphroditic gender qualities for full cellular replication.

This is me frowning at you
 

Get out.

I think, hope, Hawk meant asexual reproduction and just mixed up his terms.
If not... I totally support you and am frowning with you.

Look East.

Implode.

Then go east.

Yeah that's what I meant. I was thinking along the lines of Tremors 2 but couldn't remember what it was called when things do that.

Get yourself together and go to the source of the breeze. It's not like you've got all day or anything.

High-five SUBJECTS.

May need to refresh!
 

High five SUBJECTS.

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Your subjects are uncooperative.

>Absorb the SUBJECTS, then climb out the top-left corner
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You end your brief reign.

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You still can't reach high enough.


>Go into other room and check out the opening in the 'north' wall.

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You return to the other room.

There are exits to the NORTH, SOUTH and WEST.

There is a PIT here.
There is a BREEZE coming from the PIT.
There are NO MUSHROOMS here.

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Through the opening is a wonderful land of plenty.


>Evolve stronger membrane.

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You use some of your MASS to provide enough ENERGY for EVOLUTION.

You strengthen your MEMBRANE.

You can now touch POINTIER things!


>Attempt to alter shape into useful objects

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You assume the most useful shape you can think of for your current situation.

Your range of shapes is limited by your low SQUISHINESS.

Devour all the mushrooms and deal with low SQUISHINESS problem.

NOTICE how this room looks like one ONE-EYED LAUGHING FACE.

ABSORB everything.

Digest a small sample of every available material to determine their chemical structure.

Enjoy more Mushrooms.

Get high on 'shrooms. Hallucinate that you are a pink blob.

Seconding the "absorb to get high" bit, but then use your highness to reach the previously unreachable area.

Double-high five imaginary mushrooms.

Pinky the Porcupine
 

Explore what appears to be an alcove or hole in the wall of the Land of Plenty. After all, it may lead to more mushrooms.

>Devour all the mushrooms and deal with low SQUISHINESS problem.

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You start to devour the MUSHROOMS.

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You do the thing you just did to more things.

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They are helpless before your pink tsunami.

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The ledge and therefore a MUSHROOM are juuust out of reach.

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To try to solve this, you turn your mind to the SQUISHINESS problem.

You use up MASS to alter you body's composition in quite a complex way.

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You feel ready for stealth missions now!

You assume more complex shapes and fit through smaller areas.

You are now as SQUISHY as you know how to be.


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You can stretch further but shrank so much the ledge is still out of reach.

This is starting to get annoying!


>Enjoy more Mushrooms.

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You remind yourself you just ate a lot of MUSHROOMS and they were very tasty.

You are now CONTENT.


>Double-high five imaginary mushrooms.

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You do it once then do it again!


>Equip the glass shards like spiky armor, and fire them at anything that vaguely resembles an enemy.

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You return to the first room.

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You look ridiculous!

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The SHINY YELLOW THING was probably not a friend.

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You don't feel all that well protected.