In light of recent events....
 

We have no choice but to accept that sad and unescapable truth. In various threads related to gender, DFM never gave a gender specific answer, and instead went with ambiguity and avoided the question altogether if possible.

The only reasonable conclusion is that DFM is a hermaphrodite robot.

So how many members have you all been "unsure" about now?
 

You.

Speaking of, SHOULD I?

Everyone's madly in love or hard-gay for each other, I guess!
 

Wait, people hit on each other on the Internet? Where have I been all these years?

(Probably too married.)

Its not "Should I hit it or not?". Its more like "You should hit it". NuklearEnterprise's patented new DFMbot has a full set of both tools, and being robotic, it doesn't have the ability to prefer one gender over another! Its the girlfriend every NPF forumite has always dreamed of!


Well, that and two Japanese girls vomiting into each others mouths, but that's technically two girlfriends.

I'm sad to admit it, but I am so totally not sure of Archbio's gender.

I'm guessing a sort of quantum particle, only appearing when I post, then quickly dissipating thereafter.

Archbio's a chick, DFM's a dude, Synk's a dude, Arhra's a dude. Not that I care (or really see it as my business to give out that info, so if a mod wants to edit this or whatever I understand why) but a lot of forumites seems to get confused over these people.

The only robot on this forum is Sith.

We're probably better off not knowing each other's gender because then it won't get in the way of discussion. Like if you guys knew I was an asexual reptile alien, you would cease talking about your plots to overthrow the Illuminati.

(If you want to talk about your plots to overthrow the Illuminati, though, feel free to PM me with your names and addresses).

*starts scribbling on a notepad*

Got one for Julford? That's really the only one I can't figure out.

(I'm mostly joking, BTW. Although I'm usually good at guessing this stuff, so when I can't, it bugs me a bit.)


Edit: Honestly, I really don't much see a point in not being forthright with one's sex unless one actually wants to keep people guessing. It's the Internet. There are WAY more divisive reasons to latch onto than a person's bits. Shit, look at Mes. Get on the wrong side of a debate with her and she'll break out the heavy artillery. Forget about someone being a guy or a girl, you could be talking to someone from halfway around the world in a totalitarian nation of some sort. Or worse, America. Man, you'd think Americans would have something in common, but some of them get pretty scary.

If you bastards thought I was a chick then you'd probably actually listen to the shit I say.

Never has before.

Even if Nikose was a girl I would still want him to do me.

I blame the scarcity of my posts, really.

That and your location.

Dammit. Usually I'm the one whose gender people don't know, what with the gender-neutral name and all that.

When I first came on, I actually thought Fifth was a girl at first, though, in my defense, that was back when his avvie was a velociraptor in a dress. Also, my ignorace lasted about 2 days.

Some people also don't want half of the Internet to fall madly in love with them. To be fair.

That is a legitimate concern. Then again, NPF is the kind of place where people like to put themselves under the mad delusion that they're superior to the caveman ape people and therefore will never devolve to nerd rushing the first thing they come across that has a vagina.

Hurr hurr hurr titties.

If it makes anyone feel better, Im a velociraptor typing on an abandoned computer at some sick man's combination zoo and amusement park.

See I don't get that. On WoW, sure. "Oh, you're a girl? Here's a thousand gold and an epic mount!" But for the most part this board has been extremely tame compared to the rest of the internet. The only incident I can remember was when some guy started hitting on RaiRai through PMs and whatnot.

Only after you finished my sandwich.

I'm actually a girl.

A six-foot-tall, hairy, deep voiced, girl with a somewhat larger than average donger.

Cause you're a dork.
 

Just because we would be listening to you, does'nt mean you would'nt still be wrong ALLL THE TIME.
Larger than average for men or women?

I figure if you have to guess you really don't deserve to know!

Well... I... uh... huh. Either or Ron Jeremy's gonna ask you to star in something.

Well, your mom's certainly puts all of ours to shame, so it really throws off the mean.

http://i50.tinypic.com/4gkk7q.jpg<Given that I've been here for a while now I really shouldn't be surprised that people actually care about knowing about the people behind the keyboard, but come on. This is a forum. A forum is meant for stimulating discussions, debates, and whatnot. Does it truly matter? I mean apart from when special attention is given. And when things get pretty irrelevant and silly, like all of this thread. Okay, maybe that was a bad example, but you see what I'm getting at, right?>

This is cute. It really is.

Get a room!

Only if you'll be there waiting for me.

I knew you'd never really stray.

http://chuvachienes.com/wp-content/u...dear_heart.jpg

Not unless you started saying things worth listening to.

Geez, someone already made that joke (or one virtually identical). Get with the program, man.

Then again, you probably would've noticed this if they had breasts.

Am I the only one who reads all of the posts in a thread? Like, I remember Mike mentioning that he legitimately skips over some people's posts sometimes, and I think other people said that too.

Also, if you lurk more than you post, then you don't have to worry if people know your gender or not. Because then, nobody cares. :p

Pinkleton I just put you on ignore now you can lurk forever.

I skim, and if a post starts making my brain hurt after the first couple of sentences, I move on because, eh.

Entirely unrelated note: I've yet to read your second paragraph.

I Just figured it out, DFM's a dude, The D stands for Dick.

And, for those curious, the FM stand for Fellatio Maestro.

Flatterer.

What can I say? You earned that custom user title, lovely.

HAPPY LATE FUCKED UP VALENTINES DAY NPF!

Hurfff
 

Excuse me while I go be ill somewhere.

Don't get any chunks in your sweet 'stache bro!

I know I don't post that often but...
 

:(

Other than that, reading this thread has been quite fun...and creepy :gonk:

hurrrf
 

If you come and help me hold the mustache back it won't get in the way Bro.

I am at a loss as to how to respond to that.

Instead, I present you with the musical stylings of Cake, enjoy.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Cake!

Well the obvious joke is something to do moustache rides. Or maybe.... brostache rides.

If the conclusions you draw are obvious parallels between vomit and oral sex, I'd say you're a few pints short of a keg.

Vomit, sex and talking like this, bro. Drunken party. Pretty easy bronnection.




.....I can't stop making bro jokes! I'm so ashamed.

Well it's only the truth. Besides asking the mods questions, getting commissions done by CJ, and some other crap, I don't get involved.

Fun read tho', lot of this. :)

A man without a mustache is like a cup of tea without sugar
 

Another left speechless by my mustache. My job here is done.

You mean that real men don't have mustaches? Because tea is better without any sugar. :|

No men without moustaches are bitter and hollow.

Ya'll are just jealous.

Personally I could do without any of the hair below the eyebrows. It's itchy and gross. Of course going by the news and current events saying this is likely to get me arrested as a pervert. . .

So, you don't like bush then?

What is exactly how you should drink your tea, goddammit!

If you want to eat some friggin' sugar then eat it like it is, just don't put it in my tea. God, it's like you all are barbarians who don't know how to drink tea.

Pur-eh will kick your ass.

Also, I'm a girl.

Don't you go around insulting the fine Sweet Tea!
http://micahmcmillan.files.wordpress...ea-pitcher.jpg
Foreigners...thinking the only way to drink tea is in a tiny cup with a saucer at a certain time each day while bemoaning the loss of the Empire and chatting about the Queen's bum.

I'm just saying that you don't need to put sugar friggin' everywhere, you goddamn sweethearts.

Well, it comes in three different flavors.

Badhttp://students.georgiasouthern.edu/...rge-W-Bush.jpg
Badhttp://i15.tinypic.com/8fmv394.jpg
Goodhttp://www.magiclemonsauce.com/wallpapers/Jungle.jpg

I put brandy in my tea.

But I'm out of brandy now so I'm probably going to switch to Jack.

Shit, if the tea you Brits drink is anything like the "English Breakfast Tea" that I got one time, we were doing you a favor throwing it into the harbor. Never before has such swill attempted to enter my body. And this is coming from a guy who loves Arab coffee.

So, what, we've moved onto teabagging now? Seriously, I can't keep up with you people.

I don't think that any Brit has posted in this thread yet, silly Blues. Now, have a cup of tea, won't you? Oh, isn't it splendid weather outside?

Would you like to have biscuits?

You mean the biscuits we let you have after we saved you from Hitler?

If you drink the same tea as the British, I'd rather drink raw eggs mixed with Tobasco, daidai juice, and Folgers coffee.

The biscuits I will take with a hearty sausage gravy. :p

Yes, I know it's a different kind of biscuit.

I'd love some biscuits...
http://www.bettycrocker.com/images/b...ts/r1169fp.jpg
they're damn good with some chocolate gravy

Finns were bestest buddies with Hitler and his wacky nazies.

But because we didn't actually want to destroy Sovient Union, we kinda helped to destroy nazis!

Edit:// Wigmund and Blues are kinda dirty hippies in their own way.

Somebody has never experienced the joy of a well-made plate of biscuits and gravy. Come to America, a Southern state, specifically, and try it. It's a heart attack on a plate, but you will die in rapture. :p

Because of my love for the fine cuisine of the American South? You have not lived until you've had some down home cooking from this part of the world.

I may visit Mexico and maybe go to north and see Canada. There's nothing I would like to see between those two countries. :|

Mexico isn't really worth it unless you want to buy movies three months in advance for pennies.

Those things are absolutely disgusting. Much like the tea you drink.

and now a Brit has posted, bitches.

We laid claim to the use of America in place of the full name of our country. Get over it.

Also, you'll be missing out on a lot of great architecture, food, and activities.



Edit: ^^ Says the guy from the country known for greasy food and sucking on hard candies all the time to get rid of the taste. :p

Wait, wait, synk's a dude?!

/ragequit

No, I won't! It's the battle of the century!

Now, see what this thread has done? Ya'll broke poor shiney's heart. I hope you're satisfied.

I cannot believe how utterly ignorant you are. FOOL!
The United States of America are there. >:(
Countries that still use the imperial system for measuring their shit are rare these days. Visit them before they give in to the metric plague.

So are you basically saying that I should visit the USA before they start making sense?