Is Seil Ever Going To Stop Posting Crappy Threads?
 

I've been away for a while and maybe it's just the magic drugs I've hired Swedish nurses to pipe into my body but I am surprised that there are a ton of crappy threads asking obvious questions, all by Seil! Shocked! Under my former dictatorship this would've be punished by being forced to make out with a headcrab but it seems the new administration is more like taking a long vacation. To Iran, hopefully. Who else is with me?

Well, this is what happens when you make him post instead of just putting up images, so in a way, it's your fault.

Irony much?

Look at this fucking Fifthfiend.

Dude has questions, dude makes threads, sometimes they go unnoticed and sometimes they turn out interesting. So it has always been, and so it will be, inshallah.

So, fifth, are you going to fight him in a badpost contest? Because this is a damn good start.

Long as it's just one guy.

I was always just like hey, he's posting in pink.

It was new and exciting enough to draw me in.

Fix'd

In all honesty, Seil's question threads are getting a lot better and worthy of conversation, and not just asking shit like "Since when did G.I. Joe have Ninjas?"

He's growing up. :a tear rolls down a cheek:

While fifth still makes fifthposts.

Hey Seil, I think Fifth doesn't like you.

dude, you be flamin'?

Seil is such a thread hog.

I have started stupid threads in the past, such as:

Am I a threadkiller?,

and Threadkiller's thread got killed.

I could start again if you like.

I haven't had anything important to say since 2004, and anything important I had to say prior to that has been retroactively rendered unimportant by the terrible weight of age.

So I mean, I don't mind if he makes threads, 'cause I sure ain't.

Better a thread hog than an ass hog.

So the moral of the story is, spread that ass around?

No, but that is the moral of a different, entirely unrelated story.

I like that moral.

And that story was Fifth's gay love fanfic of Princess Bride.

If every soldier in the world, put down his weapon, picked up a woman, what a peaceful world this world would be.

No, it was the story of last Saturday night.

I think the moral of any story involving fifth is "be sure to properly dispose of your used douches".

haters gonna hate
 

U MAD?!!

fixed.

same post as ever, really.

Wouldn't that just cause problems when all the soldiers try to bludgeon each other with the women?

http://moesucks.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/u-mad.jpg

I... uh...

Yeah...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fifthfiend http://moesucks.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/u-mad.jpg

Oh how the tables have turned, my Fiendish friend.

You'd think so, but, remarkably the Soldiers just want to bang after picking up the women.

Currently under scientific investigation on why this is.

Man, you don't have enough soldiers, some of those women are gonna be a 4, 5 soldier lifting job.

Those are the grenades! You throw those ones at the enemy before picking up the lighter women to wield as clubs!

The American military would be crushed! Literally!

ITT: Magic Marker advocates mass rape and McC divulges personal information on the internet.

So, just another day in the neighborhood?

Hey, why hide it, why deny it, the Internet finds out all secrets anyway.

That's why you use catapults.

Or perhaps trebuchets.

Man you have no idea about some of these bitches.

http://banshirleyqliquor.typepad.com...leyqliquor.jpg

Lift HER, mothahumpa!

Prems is mad he wasn't named Fifth 2: The Dickering.

*Looks Up*

I'm 12 and wat is this?

So, fifth has gone from failed mockery into some sort of miscarriage of random humor. Par for the course, really.

so wait... wait...

Were they actually ninjas?

Well the mockery means he cares enough to mock.

He hates us because he cares. You can't be disappointed without expectations!

I just thought WHAT WOULD MIKE DO and did the opposite of that because that means I would be a cool guy.

Congratulations, you are a cool guy on the internet.

durr hurr
 

...whipped out my jammy and kilt the punani.

Exactly one kind of cool total!

And that's one more than you'll ever have.

The floodgates! They are open!

Dogs and Cats in loving relationships! Fat People in Hystarics!

In the land of the blind, e.t.c e.t.c.

I cannot parse your language.

So no one wants to speculate about the Holy Roman Empire?

Neither Holy, nor Roman, nor an Empire.

hey, remember that one time when you were a moderator and everyone was like "lol dick" and then you got fired and everyone was like "oh no bro!" and then you took a few months off and everyone was like "where'd he go?" and then you made a thread about threads that were like threads you made but weren't made by you and you were all like "you suck!" and then everyone was like "lolwut?" and you were like "fat bitches".

That was awesome.

We should graph the horribleness of this forum. I'm betting you it'd peak whenever Fifth posts. And whenever Prems posts. And whenever Token posts.

I'll get the guy that does XKCD right on that.

Randall Munroe is an example of another cool guy on the internet.

So if fifth is horrible, how does the Thread Killer rate?

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/052009/124...gonna-hate.gif

I've been around for some two years longer than Seil, and I don't remember ever making a thread. If Seil didn't make threads I probably wouldn't post*.

*I don't remember posting in any of Seil's recent threads, unless they were in the TV or Games sections, but the greater quantity of threads that he creates, the greater the chance that I will eventually post in one, I guess.

Oh look, a meme that went out of style more than 6 months ago. How cutting edge. How cool. Your barbs have cut me, sir. They have cut me to the bone, sir.

Man I am not trying to cut or toss out some barbs I am just sayin' you a hater, and you gonna hate.

I'm not hating, I'm saying you bear a striking resemblance to one of the most popular people on the internet, Randal Munroe.

Except you're a total attention whore and he seems to like being just left of the spotlight.

WHY YOU GOTTA HATE!

Oh my, have we struck the bottom of your well already? Disappointing.

Could be worse. The hand-cream guy could have showed up.

I cannot parse your language.

It's because your intellect isn't sexy.

Someone's gotta take that GIF away from him.

Tempting though it may be, I'm going to let Synk take this one. It's his picture after all.

You're in need of better technology, then. Thankfully, give me a bit and I'll be able to provide. I'm already working on a text parser for a text adventure, but with a few more words, you MIGHT be able to function in English. :p

Yes, this statement shows I'm the one with cognitive difficulties. This is just horrible. Take it back, and give me an adequate insult by 4:00 PM CST tomorrow, and I will give you an appropriate retort then.

In all seriousness, do not go down this path.

You will regret it.

Asking blues for a quality insult is like asking a nun to show you her tits.

Oh God Mike you gotta do it. He practically just challenged you.

do it do it do it do it

Fixed that for you.
Extremely unlikely to get a result, and even if it does, you will regret it so hard.

So, I have to ask: what's up with Mike MC See?

Was he always like this and I didn't notice?

Of my many regrets, being 'wicked burned' by some jackass on a forum isn't particularly high on the list. Don't think it even breaks the top 500. I think I'd regret stepping on spiders more. Yep. A pedantic sardonic jackass, always and forever. NPF: Turning funny jokes into stuff like this since 2001.

If any of you were programmers, there probably would have been a collective gasp and his balls would have shriveled up. I just compared his comprehension of English to that of software that was outdated by 1986 and deemed it inferior. Doesn't get much more insulting than that. :J

This is true in all ways.

Yes.

So are Fifth and Mike going to start making out or what?

No, I understood it perfectly. It was a horrible, horrible, unfunny travesty of an attempt at humor, and you should feel nothing but shame at having uttered it.

They weren't?

I thought they were talking dirty to each other...