A Thousand Words 2: 2000
 

Anyway I got the go ahead to start a Thousand Words again, also known as later in it's original life, the Bizarro Caption

For those who don't remember or weren't here, it's kinda like the Jeopardy version of caption contest, the gamerunner posts a caption and people respond by posting pictures for the caption, the gamerunner picks the one they like best and that person then posts the next caption.

Also if I remember we had a few rules about what pictures could be used.

1) Normal forum rules apply obviously, so keep it SFW.
2) Try not to use page breakingly big pictures that distort the screen or take ages to load. People with small screens or who display 40 posts a time will appreciate it.
3) Try for single pictures or one panel, fairly word free comics. The caption should be all the text needed for the picture to be funny.
4) Forum goers get first pick on their own work, so don't use something someone else posted in Arts and Crafts without their permission. Same deal for any art they keep on other sites assuming you could reasonably tell it's theirs. Like a DA account with the same name they have on the forum or one they link in their signature.

So anyway, first caption

You keep that up, you can't hang with us anymore Joe.

Thread's been approved.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...f?t=1271688090

Round 1!
FIGHT!

K.O.!

I suggest going back and reading the rules of the game again.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...imiHendrix.jpg

It helps if you know this.

Now that I know the rules
 

Si Civa wins, then Fenris as runner up.

I let the picture posting run for two days like last time, forgot to add that to the rules.

You can't get wrong with Hendrix. It was the first thing to come my mind when I read Joe.

Pic this! Bow tie - because you're worth it.

Wigmund kinda can't lose. While we all can see the obvious reason, one of the reasons is that he's the only one who posted in this round.

The obvious reason is od course that Fucker and his use of bow tie kinda says it all what I think about bow ties. He is worth of them. And only them.

Let's see how you all interpret this:
It's the finest crop for our future endeavors.

Cloning!
 

Tough one: Cloned Marios vs the Knork.

Gonna have to give this round to the Intern because one cannot go wrong with the awesome might of the knife-fork combination.

Well, it's not gay for Kirby...
 

I apologize for lateness. Greed wins everything ever. Keienslayer gets a pat on the back.

Nice
 

Deadpool is cooler though
 

Si Civa wins, seems more specific to the quote. Doc Ock as runnerup, obviously.

Better one!

All you need is cash

I like totally thought after typing that line that Johnny Cash would totally be winner if somebody would post him and who knows, the first person to post in this round posted him! With picture of attitude! Oh snap!

So like, you didn't get rejected again, sorry about the pun.

The first and ONLY one mind you!

Caption: GOD DAMN IT BOB!

Too close to call. Greed first, then Doc Oc. Fenny gets 3rd.

Cool. In honour of today's EPIC MSPaint Adventures

Rise up.

Rejected Again, then Si Civa for runnerup.

Fucking google search
 

The reaction shots, slow pacing, lack of meaningful dialogue make Bleach a goldmine
 

Well since the other contest is dead I figured I'd swoop in and steal this one...
 

Going to give this one to fenny so he uses a new image. Thad 2nd.

http://api.ning.com/files/j2ZYs1OgVR...y73/ninjas.jpg

Ninjas will make their own flaws in your plan

God damn it Si
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_b0AFsRvup8...igarettes1.jpg

Si Civa wins- imagining that for some dude taking his shirt off and slapping people behind him is a habit made me chuckle.

Yay!

You mean it wasn't made on drugs?

Doc ock rokc wins though Picasso is always quite brilliant.

Thanks Civa
Our phrase is...
"Overkill is a Understatement"

Why the fuck not?
 

Dauntasa took overkill to the next level so he wins

"Well, that didn't work."

Mickey was a commie
 

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...mickeyoreb.jpg
Rats!

Doc, then Inbred, then Fenris. Si civa is disqualified for making me read something to explain that picture.

"Quick question. How was that ever going to work?"

rejected
then Civa

^ This won

God help me I couldn't think of a good one for this. So I think instead I'll just pour one out for my homies out there:
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ur-one-out.jpg
Oh wait that counts.

Go ahead and take it away McTahr

"You know, I could have gone my whole life without seeing that."

(No NSFW, per the rules.)