Vajazzled...
 

Of all the crazy things I could have read on Fox News....this is not what I expected at all.

I...well now I have something fun to chat with my girlfriend about. :shifty:

That doesn't sound exactly...pleasurable from the guy who would be sticking it in her.

Eh, the columnist gave it a shot and she seemed happy enough...

I just broke three guys' brains with this. This is the best thing ever. XD

So....

Pimp My Vag...

I know right!?

To be fair, you probably wouldn't have to say much more than "Jennifer Love Hewitt" and "Vagina" to break a lot of guys' minds.

"Glued crystals onto her," is just icing.

I see potential for men too. Ribbed for her pleasure.

Well, diamonds are a girl's best friend...

Diamonds would just wreck that shit!

Like, in the good sense?

I just want you to know that the internet disagrees. I can't post a link here to prove it....but just be aware that there are diamond encrusted sex toys and they sell for about $40,000 after conversion from Euro's.

At least grimpond got what I was going for.

To be fair, it could have gone either way.

True, But I had to say something since both of you took it the opposite way. I'm wondering when someone will decided to go Bodazzl and bedazzle themselves from head to toe.

Of all the to me incomprehensible things people do to hide the natural beauty of their bodies, this is by far the one with the silliest name.

Yeah, that's all I've got. >_>

... I am shocked speechless...

HOT!

Deep down I'm still surprised this is a Fox News link.

My mind is currently failing at understanding how glueing craft store rhinestones around something that's colloquially described as a "meat curtain" can be construed as "sexy". And what happens if you loose one down there, especially if you decide to go with the geunine stones?

Have to second this as well.

About the only time this would stop being sexy is after a few days when the glue starts to lose hold and random bits start popping off and hair starts growing back in.

I mean, it's like the various kinds of pubic sculpting but it's sparkly. How is that not awesome?

I don't know why on Earth you would be. Hourlong ragefests about IMMORAL LIBERALS followed by tabloidy bullshit from bottle-blondes in miniskirts are what made Fox News the ratings juggernaut that it is.

Can they do those googly eyes, too?

Am I the only one seeing Xzibit coming back into the limelight soon? I smell a spinoff!

I dunno about all this. God forbid someone is allergic to the adhesive and has a reaction. Try explaining yourself to a doctor or nurse or hell, an EMT and not expect them to bust out laughing.

"I was vajazzling myself and then I got all bloated and puffy and it began itching. I didn't even get to finish the cutesy star pattern with alternating sapphires and rhinestones!"

So...so...after we hear about how horribly unvajazzling this incredibly nice and trendy girl's private parts are, he shows up, checks it out, gets in and rides it back to the workshop?

"It makes my Dookie twinkle"

You know it had to come to this
 

http://www.yodawgiherdyou.com/wp-con...dpjbo1_400.jpg

Pity I can't add glitter to the picture to be accurate.

Aw man, I want to make my dong look like a pylon.

This is by far the strangest thing I have ever heard of. How this is sexy I may not ever know. And I'm too scared to dare go pic hunting for an example for some reason.

http://guanabee.com/wordpress/wp-con...vajazzle-4.png

And it was completely painless.

Still strange but I do understand why it would be considered sexy.

I fucking don't, looks like she's got goddamn scales or something! That's a frightening image!

and maybe tinted windows
 

And later reveals the cooler, Playstation 3, LCD monitors, and speaker system he put in there.

And spinner rims complete with a tricked out neon light under the body and a wing on the trunk.

Oh wow, could you imagine a light coming out of there? When her pants come off you hear a Hallelujah chorus. It'd be like banging a deity of some kind.

We're only a small step away from achieving the THX breasts of God herself.
(Yes I've been watching American Dad.)

Is "pimp my vagina" really the phrase you guys want to conjure up here

"Trick out" doesn't sound much better.

Or maybe banging Old Gregg

Some people are into that sort of thing...