Warbot_14: The All-Nighter
 

Do you know how depressing this comic is? I'll tell you:

I haven't logged on in ages, let alone posted.

I broke that just to tell you how depressing the comic is.

God freaking damnit guys. Just... god damn it.

And you. Definatly damned, be you. And damned be the rest of us, for reading it.

Wow, the way I read this must have been totally different. I thought Warbot intentionally crumpled the entire folder so as to start systematically getting revenge on the accounting floor, starting with Mr. James. I was all "whoo hoo" after the end, guess I'm a dark person.

No, he actually finished the project to help the guy, but accidentally crumpled it because he's got those terrible claws.

Then dumped the newspaper of his failure on to his STILL NOT DEAD robot daughter.

That was the best part.

I said to Brian that I should not laugh at this. I mean hell this stuff makes gallows humour look light and innocent.

I can't believe you actually had him kill his wife and kids....man....what is wrong with you?

A family man killing himself and his family rather than admitting he couldn't provide for them is not as rare as one would like.

But it is just as depressing as one would think. I love it.

Mindfuck.

No seriously. This is how i have to describe this situation. After quite some time without an update, you guys come around put this together and... it's all well again!! Even though the entire situation is that comic was so so so VERY wrong.

... i shouldn't laugh at it, but dear god how have i laugh at it...!


... also, icing on the cake. The guy was screwed already, but due to his own failing. Warbot actually just improved on the damage while trying to help.

I laughed and then I immediately felt terrible.

I've missed this feeling so much. I can almost forgive the months of no updates.

...Especially after Warbot dropped the Yutani account.

:D

You'll laugh, you'll cry. At the same moment. On the same panel.

http://i49.tinypic.com/2yl0jr5.jpg

Oh hey, look at that. The perfect expression for this Comic can be found in the comic itself

I wonder how many more episodes will come until you can't top the previous comic anymore.

My personal favorite panel in the whole comic.

Would that qualify as Fighter-quality of Helping?

Though it could be worse. Could've gone nuts and started to kill everyone in the office.

Wow. And in the end there was nothing left alive. Nothing that should have been.

I never noticed Warbot had headlights.

This comic can be read two ways:

1. Warbot intentionally screwed the guy over because he heard the two of them bad mouthing him.

2. Warbot tried to help and ended up making things worse for everyone.

Personally, I think the first, but only because of the way Warbot tossed away the newspaper non-committaly… over his still dying daughter. It definitely seems to mark Warbot as the villain of this specific comic.

I dunno... I really saw it as being the former option.... It fits with the rest of the comic to date. Though, I imagine that's why it's so ambiguous... it's more fun that way.

Good to see Warbot's most horrible creation is still alive - I wonder why the neighbors or apartment inspectors haven't noticed her yet.

Also, how the hell did James and the other guy not notice Warbot on the other side of the cubicle wall?

Warbot actually finished the forms. He didn't crumple them and deliver them. He finished them for the guy. You can see the little pencil in his claws in one of the panels. If he wanted to screw the guy over, he would have just crumpled them and delivered them without the completing step.

How often do you pay attention to ordinary appliances in the background? I mean, a useful appliance, sure, you could pay attention to that, but Warbot? Naw.

Damn, I mean, Damn.

You could make these into anti-suicide motivators with the lesson that it could be much, much worse. But that's assuming it doesn't already secure the intention of suicide in it's mood.

That is so sad. I mean, now he's indirectly responsible for the murder of two, count 'em, two children and their parents. That is sad.

I was gonna give Zack rep but now I'm too depressed to come up with a reason.

EDIT: Warbot's position when finishing the report should have shoved the guy, if not crushed him. But it pales in comparison with how cold and dark Warbot is becoming.

Jesus fucking Christ.

So Warbot's Misery Field only inflicts small indignities upon himself (getting stuck in the sand, being insulted by co-workers and grumpy old men), but saves its real power when it can go after people around Warbot (the passengers on the bus, the people in the movie theater, Kristin, James, Daughter)?

Brian, is there any bounds you will not cross?

Who the fuck am I kidding, I KNOW the answer to that all ready.

Those first few panels seemed a lot like a convo Zach and Brian might have had.

Nah. I don't get paid for this. If I did, this comic would be a once a week deal.

Rather than the incoherent, sobbing prayers for God's mercy that seem to be the norm when people try to express their feelings about the comic, I'm going to try to give it an exact description:

Warbot is an unfathomable senseless violation of the soul.

Every Warbot update is like a rusty dagger stabbing all that's good and pure in the world

And we need more.

Too bad Zack has got so many other projects going on is such a lazy bastard.

A warbot comic is like a Hadoken spell. Everytime you read one it kills a little bit of the love in the world.

I was actually quite surprised by this episode of the comic (enough to make an account and post!!!)

In the last episode Warbot spent hours and hours carefully picking up that one checkers piece. Despite the threat of losing his job he stuck with it and we had that triumphant last box showing him holding up the chip.

Maybe I was looking too much into it but I thought this was a sign of mastering delicate movement with his hefty claw which so often is the cause of destruction. And with this new found ability he could begin his readjustment into society in earnest!! A sign of hope for warbots happiness at last!!

Or not it would seem...

I noticed what looks like an inconsistency. In the first panel where the guy is referring to how Warbot botched the Yutani account, he's pointing behind himself with his thumb. Later it's revealed that that's because Warbot was right there, but in the panel where it shows it, he's not gesturing towards Warbot. I guess he wasn't necessarily pointing during the whole sentence, just thought it was a bit odd.

EDIT: When can I buy a Warbot in Accounting calendar thing? I need 365 days a year of Warbot suffering.

You guys are fucking evil. I approve.

Reading warbot makes everything else seem less horrible by comparison.

This one was too depressing to laugh.
9 and 10 were just depressing enough to laugh at and then still feel horrible afterwards.

Or maybe I'm just a bad person. ;(

I like to imagine the last panel includes Warbot thinking "Just as planned"

Imagine this terribly scrawled.
 

In the flashback panel at the end, we're seeing James respond "You're not helping" and point as well as the other guy saying "Especially after Warbot botched the Yutani account". So really, that panel is a combination of the two early in the comic (where Yutani account and Not Helping comments were separate panels).

Now for my own inconsistency/continuity/what the hell is going on questions:
Panels 6 and 7: James' desk is covered in sticky notes.
Panel 8: No sticky notes. Also note the position of James' monitor to the window.
Panel 24: James' desk has no sticky notes. Warbot is carrying a crumpled folder.
Panel 25: Warbot has a pencil and is looking at un-crumpled papers. Note the window position: Warbot is at his own desk (and Warbot drinks coffee, but James doesn't while pulling an all-nighter).
Panel 26: Warbot has crumpled folder again, and no papers on his desk.

So, yeah, I'm really not sure exactly what happened. Warbot took all the notes off James' desk, went back to his own desk, added to reports he had already started, and turned in the whole thing to Ferguson as James' work?

Sounds about right.

Warbot is good people, you know?

Yep.

Warbot should have quit a long time ago.....

Would be better for everyone if he would just get a job as a
you have to be this tall to ride sign. Or a vending machine.

Was gonna say security guard....but that seems like dumping
oil in a fire that is already engulfing a forest.

I realize that the kicker to that is that Warbot doesn't fully realize he just killed someone's family until he dumps the paper on his daughter.

And what's the whatchumacallit on top of Warbot's cupboard?

The rule of funny is in full effect in this one.
He figures out how to un-crumple the notes to work on them but crushes them again to turn them in THEN manages to throw away the Newspaper Un-crumpled! also How the fuck did his Daughter get there?

On a semi-related note... who noticed the post-it stuck to Warbot in the picture on the front page?

I just noticed that GIR is in the background. That's pretty great.

What.


What is wrong with you two? D:


:|Okay, so I've thought of worse, but it was still depressing >:

That is GIR.

Warbot also has a picture of him in his cubicle (see comic 13, third panel from the end).

To me it looks like Warbot is sitting (standing) in his cubicle, and guy with bandana is looking over the wall of the cubicle, which has post-it notes on it.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR POSTING ANOTHER COMIC!!! (: