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Nuklear Wright: Power Attorney - An Unbeelievable Catastrophe! A Honey of a Crime!
Rules mostly taken from Mirai's previous game cuz I'm all lazy:
In the beginning, I come in as the Judge and as Gumshoe. As the Judge I explain the situation, and then I give testimony as Gumshoe, whom sets up the basic story. After Gumshoe's initial testimony, the players may take action, and the lawyers from both sides may ask for any clarifications from the detective before the defendant is called to the stand. He will be followed by the prosecution calling their first witness, who will be the victim. The defense will then call their next witness, then the prosecution, and so on. Witnesses can be recalled to the stand by attorneys on either side should the testimonies of later witnesses shed light on questions only they can answer. However, this will only be allowed once for each witness, so choose your opportunities carefully, attorneys. Witnesses are to follow their given testimony guidelines. If they do not, that will be contradictory and it will damage their credibility. The Players... Judge Godot/Gumshoe: POS Industries Defendant: Ryanderman Clerk: PyrosNine The Defense... Mia Fey: Shyria Dracnoir Phoenix Wright: Loyal Apollo Justice?: Rejected Again Witness: Flarecobra Witness: Fenris The Prosecution... Floyd: Arhra Edgeworth: Mac Franziska von Karma: The SSB Intern Witness: Magic_Marker Witness: NonCon Guidelines for testimony are thus: 1) Testimony given can't contradict Gumshoe. 2) Testimony given can't contradict your own earlier testimony, though that's not something to be enforced more than it will just make you look stupid. 3) Testimony cannot contradict what I've told you at all. If you have a question about your role and you aren't sure how to reply, PM me. I will explain further. Any contradictions are perfectly open for either side's cross-examination to object to. This would encourage creativity, allow room for screw-ups, but doesn't totally rape a case if someone is lying. It also nicely organizes it so that your most important witness can be at the beginning, because they set the story up. At the end I judge fairly and evenly (PfffhahahahahaHA!). Also; Judging is based off of a variety of factors, not just who was more convincing. Try to keep it fun. |
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...confidentb.gif Okay, that's enough dicking around, this court is now in session. Judge Godot presiding. http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...odot-zoomb.gif That's right, I'm also a judge! http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...ject-godot.gif So don't test me, because I'm pretty sure I can fire off optic blasts or something. http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...t-forwardb.gif Anyway, today this court will hear arguments for the case against Ryanderman, who stands before us charged with breaking and entering, robbery, destruction of private property, destruction of public property, criminal mischief, and just generally being an asshole. http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...odot-sideb.gif Yes, that last one is a crime on these forums. Go look it up. http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...t-forwardb.gif He is brought before the court to answer these charges in relation to the recent disastrous destruction of the Special Bee Cannon, an experimental weapon commissioned by the NPF administration to assist the mod staff in repelling potential invasions of the forums and was under development by the victim, NonCon. The prosecution contends that Ryanderman broke into the Bee Cannon construction compound to steal delicious weaponized honey, accidentally causing a power surge that overloaded the cannon's central control mechanism and burned it out, resulting in the bees within going wild and swarming the town, as well as rendering the machine damaged beyond repair. Between the money lost in the project's investment, untold property damage and injury to the populace, the cost of this disaster is projected to run into millions of rep rupees, which as we all know is the standard currency of any respectable webforum, but is nonetheless used by the NPF as well. http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...odot-catch.gif Now... http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...odot-sniff.gif http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...odot-chugs.gif http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...ection-mug.gif ...Detective Gumshoe, you're up! Let's hear how you fingered Ryanderman for the crime! |
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...confidentb.gif Yeah, you got it, pal. See-- http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...mshoe-manb.gif "Fingered"?! Just what are you tryin' to pull here? I... http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...heartenedb.gif ...Forget it. http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...oe-normalb.gif Anyways, it's all pretty open and shut. The suspect was spotted on the security cameras breaking in around 4am. The cameras went out around the time of the power surge, but they recorded enough footage for us to be able to see him going after the honey. http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...-laughingb.gif He even left honey-smeared handprints all over the place! http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...-thinkingb.gif The power surge knocked out something called the "Mindhive" or whatever. I ain't no scientist or nothing, but apparently it sends out signals that communicate with the bees through the nectar or some deal like that, makes them able to be used as weapons against whatever bad guys wanna mess with our forums! http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...confidentb.gif So that damage done, it was pretty easy to follow the bees to his house, where we found him zonked out covered in honey with jars of the stuff all around him, so we cuffed him and took him downtown. http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...eadscratch.gif Also, I was stung by many bees. http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...heartenedb.gif ...It hurt. A lot. http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...hearteneda.gif |
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...t-forwardb.gif The detective's testimony has been entered into the court records. http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...odot-sideb.gif The defense may cross-examine him to their heart's content. |
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(A bee cannon? Good grief, the things that could go wrong with that even if it were successful...) http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/b750c033.gif Gumshoe, if you don't mind me asking a few questions... I'd like to know a bit more of the accused. What he did for a living and what business he might have had at the compound. http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/1a3ef3d2.gif I'd also like to know what caused the power surge, if possible. Further, was anyone else there at the night of the crime? Night workers or security or anyone like that? http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/f63edb2e.gif I suppose some details about how things are run at this compound would help, because this is frankly the first I've heard of this Special Bee Cannon. |
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...mshoe-manb.gif Never heard of it? It's a massive cannon filled with bees on the edge of town. You can't miss it! It's been in the papers for months! Where've you been? http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...shoe-sideb.gif As for his occupation, Ryanderman's a student and, aside from the obvious lure of delicious evil science honey, our investigation has shown that the suspect was witnessed having a confrontation with the weapon's developer, NonCon, hours earlier at the Local Drinking Establishment, NPF's hottest local drinking establishment. http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...confidentb.gif But you'll hear about that later. http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...oe-normalb.gif Security at the compound, though? They keep the security cameras rolling, but apparently the operation was running under the assumption that only an idiot would actually want to break into a place filled with endless hordes of bees, so they didn't take too many precautions beyond filling the place with bees. http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...eadscratch.gif Unfortunately, we don't really know what caused the power surge since the cameras went out and the machine is huge, complicated, and next to impossible to investigate at the moment due to all those bees in it, but the running assumption is that he tripped over a cord. |
*WH-CHAA* http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...ziska-whip.gifhttp://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...iska-tiskb.gif Ah, Wright. Your foolish spikiness is only outshone by your foolish ignorance. http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...ska-readyb.gif Any attorney worth his salt is always on the look out for new and profoundly stupid situations a potential client could end up in. Obviously. http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...nziska-hab.gif Now, if you don't mind, tell the court how you came to the 'tripping on a cord' hypothesis, Scruffy. http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...ka-clenchb.gif And explain this evil science honey! My lebkuchen recipe may need a revision. |
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...oe-normalb.gif Like I said, I ain't no scientist. All I know is you look up "mad science" in the dictionary, you're probably gonna see a picture of that cannon next to it. So I figure any honey that comes outta there is gonna be chock full of science! http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...-thinkingb.gif As for him tripping over the cord, that's the last thing we saw before the cameras blacked out. http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...mshoe-manb.gif Also why am I answering questions from you, crazy whip lady? You're not even on the defense! |
http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...-withwhipb.gif Probably because of the whip. |
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...dot-glows2.gif Put the whip away, whip lady. It's the defense's turn. |
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I suppose it's possible that I'd seen it in the papers before, Gumshoe, but I suspect I may have automatically dismissed such news as belonging in a tabloid. http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/a8368e82.gif I mean I'll accept spirit channeling, flying magicians, and hereditary stage magic, but a man has to draw the line somewhere, right? Eheh... http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/2845cdbd.gif (Where are my esteemed colleagues? I don't want to go it alone against Ms. von Karma and Judge Godot!) |
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(Brr. I don't care if I'm already dead, bees are just one of those things that never stop being scary) http://i688.photobucket.com/albums/v...-thinkingb.gif In any case, the fact that none of scientists at the facility had bothered with anything like a backup power supply for the cameras or an additional form of surveilance. It seems that if I were dealing with a force as unpredictable as weaponized killer bees, I'd want to take every safety precaution possible. http://i688.photobucket.com/albums/v...-thinkinga.gif I mean, really, there's probably a whole section in the Mad Scientist's Handbook devoted to preventing bee-related deaths. A subheader at least... |
Now now Franzsika. We will soon have our chance to ruthlessly and mercilessly tear apart the Defence
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Hey guys, i brought the... Did you start without me? http://www.court-records.net/animati...ats%28b%29.gif This will look great in the records I'm sure... http://www.court-records.net/animati...ent%28b%29.gif Now, Detective. When Mr. Man was arrested, were any bee stings visible? It would seem to me that if he had been in a building full of killer bees, he would have been stung. More so when the power to this "Mindhive" was cut off. |
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I have one additional question, Gumshoe: http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/ef6d6d34.gif It's been noted by yourself and Judge Godot that the evil science honey is delicious. Does the honey have any particular effect on humans from contact or ingestion? Addiction, neurotic behavior, that sort of thing? |
http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...iska-hmphb.gif I suppose I'll endure this foolish prattling, for now. But I'm keeping the whip. |
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(Why does she scare me so much... yet I kinda want her to use it on me.... I'm not a freak! Wait I'm in my own thoughts, she can't hear me) |
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http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...-thinkingb.gif Well, a lot of us were getting stung that day so we didn't think to check. Now that I think about it, though, I don't think I saw him looking like he was getting stung by anything in the security videos. |
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Thank you, Detective. I have no further questions at this time. Apollo, Mia? |
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There's one point that still puzzles me. The police claim that the suspect left honey-smeared handprints all over the scene, and yet the security cameras show no evidence of him getting stung. You'd think the bees would be a little more upset with him considering he (supposedly) broke into their hives and stole their food. Is it possible the suspect had access to some sort of counter-agent that somehow made him less of a target to the bees. And is possible to trace the physical or chemical makeup of this agent (if found) to a possible supplier? |
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...oe-normalb.gif Weird as it might be, forensics didn't find anything unexpected on him. He must've just gotten lucky! |
http://i35.tinypic.com/2v3oiso.jpg http://i36.tinypic.com/fpc93.jpg Is the defence deliberately trying to stall in hopes to declare a mistrial? |
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http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/b750c033.gif I was waiting to see if Mr. Justice had anything else to say, Edgeworth, but I think we can take from his silence that the defense has no further questions. |
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(It's time for Edgeworth to shine! http://i36.tinypic.com/o53ubc.jpg Now Detective Gumshoe. You say you arrested Mr. Ryanderman at his house. What kind of clothes was he wearing and did you run a comparison test between the honey on his clothes and the honey from the Lab? http://i33.tinypic.com/71qka0.jpg You also claim that the accused tripped over the camera. Did the camera get a picture of his face? http://i34.tinypic.com/1417ea0.jpg Lastly, you say that the accused did not have any visible stings, but you also claimed alot of you were stung. Could it be possible due to your stings that you were unable to see them due to your injuries. The pain, or perhaps the medication, clouding your memories |
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http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...oe-normalb.gif His clothes were pretty normal, from what I can remember. Not like he was specifically dressed up to go on a sneaky ninja mission to steal stuff or nothin'. http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...confidentb.gif Our boys in the lab were able to run a comparison between the honey he had and what was stolen from the facility--with a sample provided by NonCon, of course--and it was a match. Quote:
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...mshoe-manb.gif No no, Edgie, you got it all wrong! He tripped over a cord, not the camera! http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...oe-pumpedb.gif But we were able to get a good look at the robbery from the security footage. Lemme run through it for ya: http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...ies/video1.jpg This is the scene as the suspect entered. You can make out his face all right, of course, but the audio is what really clued us in on a possible identity. http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...ies/video2.jpg From here, you can see him clearly going after the honey and making his intentions clear... http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...ies/video3.jpg ...before turning to make his getaway. http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...ies/video4.jpg Unfortunately, it seems he failed to look where he was going. You can see the cord get knocked out right here, but this is where the footage ends before the cameras go down. http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...oe-pumpedb.gif Pretty clear cut, if you ask me! Quote:
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...eadscratch.gif I guess. It's a little hard to be doing precise investigations when the entire forums are in a state of emergency, after all... |
http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...-sweatinga.gif (What... was that?!) http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...-sweatingb.gif Oh! Uhh.. err, yes... http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...ka-clenchb.gif As everyone can plainly see, the defendant was definitely caught on video. http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...nziska-hab.gif One point though. You said that the defendant was found with the jars, but in the... "video", he is seen dropping them. Explain, Scruffy. http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...ska-readyb.gif And you would kindly tell me, why haven't you taken care of this panic on the forums business? |
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http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...oe-normalb.gif That ain't my job, lady. We leave that stuff in the hands of our administrative staff. Guys like Meister or Shiney or POS Industries. http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...-laughingb.gif You know, those sorts of know-nothing dipshits. http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...shoe-sideb.gif ...What? I didn't vote for 'em. |
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(Boy am I glad I wasn't the one to bring this up. THIS is security footage? Remind me to look up the contractors and then never step within a mile of their office...) |
http://i33.tinypic.com/71qka0.jpg We don't care about your political leanings. http://i34.tinypic.com/1417ea0.jpg Personally I am surprised you knew what an election was. http://i33.tinypic.com/71qka0.jpg I have nothing else to say at this time. Perhaps my esteemed colleague has something to add. |
http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...ska-readyb.gif No more questions, your honor. I believe we're ready to move on to the first witness, Noncon. http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...nziska-hab.gif As the proverb goes: "You can't get blood from a rock." http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...ka-clenchb.gif Or honey, in this case. |
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http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...dot-hehmug.gif Good to know! We shall now hear the next testimony... http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...odot-sniff.gif ...from the defendant, Ryanderman. http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...godot-sips.gif |
http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...ka-clenchb.gif Yes, we're ready to get to NonCon after we get that defendent testimony out of the way. |
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http://lh4.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...ing%28b%29.gif Behold! It is I, Ryanderman! Do not be alarmed! http://lh5.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...eak%28a%29.gif WahHaHaHa! I slay me! http://lh6.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...ing%28b%29.gif ...Not Funny? http://lh5.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...are%28b%29.gif Ahem. Well then. I suppose if you're not looking for a laugh, what you'd like is my testimony as to what happened the night of the robbery. All I know is, Someone must be trying to frame me! I was nowhere near the honey factory bee hive cannon compound what'cha'ma call it. And the worst part is, I have no idea why anyone would have it in for me! I'm a nice guy! Honest! http://lh3.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...ent%28a%29.gif Though when I find that low-down no-good dirty son-of-a- http://lh4.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...ing%28b%29.gif -I will, of course, turn him over to the authorities and let justice prevail. Because I am an honest law-abiding citizen. http://lh6.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...mal%28b%29.gif Anyway, that night I went out to the Local Drinking Establishment, cause that's where all the dames are. While there, I ran into Flarecobra, and we spent the rest of the evening having a quite nice conversation. http://lh5.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...are%28b%29.gif That is, we did until we caught some jerk trying to slip something into Flare's drink. That really bothered me, and I could tell it did Flare too. She seemed quite distressed, so we both decided to call it a night. http://lh5.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...ing%28a%29.gif I hope the whole being arrested thing hasn't put her off me too much. I'd really like another chance with her when this is all over. http://lh6.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...mal%28b%29.gif So with the evening pretty much a bust, I went home and went straight to bed. The next morning I woke up to the sound of the Gumshoe banging on my door. I had a splitting headache, and was covered in honey. There were also jars of honey all over the place! Before I had a chance to comprehend the situation the Gumshoe barged in, and I was arrested. http://lh5.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...are%28b%29.gif The buzzing from the swarms of bees all throughout town on the way to the police station did not help my headache any. |
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Would you care to elaborate on this confrontation, and why you failed to mention it in your testimony regarding your... evening, with Ms. Cobra? http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/8823b8f1.gif I would also like to hear more about this attempt to spike her drink. It sounds important. |
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...ing%28b%29.gif Of course, Ms. Fey, Mr. Wright. I would be happy to expand upon my testimony. http://lh6.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...mal%28b%29.gif As I said before, I was having a pleasant conversation with Ms. Cobra when I noticed a villain slipping something into her drink. http://lh4.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...ing%28b%29.gif As I am a gallant gentleman, I accosted the individual. http://lh6.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...ing%28b%29.gif I don't remember exactly what I said http://lh6.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...mal%28b%29.gif But it must have been suitably intimidating, as he left quickly. http://lh5.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...ing%28a%29.gif Actually, I'm not entirely sure on that point either. I think he left, but... I can't... really... remember. http://lh6.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...mal%28b%29.gif But anyway, as for his description, he was... uh...um... http://lh6.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...ing%28b%29.gif I mean to say, his height was... Or rather, he was wearing... http://lh4.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...ing%28b%29.gif ...I can't remember... http://lh5.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...are%28b%29.gif To be honest, http://lh4.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...ing%28b%29.gif because I am an honest citizen, http://lh6.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...ing%28b%29.gif The entire evening was kind of a blur. I remember having drinks and conversation with Flare, but everything after that gets fuzzy. I remember confronting the man who spiked Flare's drink, but I don't recall any details. http://lh6.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...mal%28b%29.gif I must have had too much to drink myself. http://lh5.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...are%28b%29.gif Which is odd, because I generally don't have that problem, and I don't remember drinking all that much. But perhaps I can't hold my liquor. http://lh6.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...ing%28b%29.gif I don't recall anything unusual on my way home, but it was rather a blurr like the rest of the evening. http://lh6.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...mal%28b%29.gif And no, I don't remember anything about a confrontation with NonCon. I don't think I saw him at all that night. Det. Gumshoe probably misheard whoever he thought told him that. http://lh5.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...are%28b%29.gif He's incompetent you know. A menace. I plan to sue him for excessive use of force and wrongful arrest when this is all over. http://lh6.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...ing%28b%29.gif My poor back will never be the same. |
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(Hrm... He can't remember? I wonder...) http://i34.tinypic.com/2wlrdrk.gif Mr. Man. You say that someone tried slipping something into Ms. Cobra's drink. Is it possible that someone slipped a drug into your drink with out you knowing, Mr. Man? http://i35.tinypic.com/2hpuemw.gif One last thing Mr. Man, since you can't seem to recall the appearance of the man who tried to spike Ms. Cobra's drink. Could you think of any recent events that may have led to someone , as you say, having it out for you? |
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(It seems as if Ms. Fey and Apollo are on the same page as myself. Let's see where this goes!) http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/8823b8f1.gif Mr. Man, I'm afraid Det. Gumshoe isn't the one on trial here. If you wish to file a grievance with his work, you may do so after the trail, however it plays out. http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/b750c033.gif You claim to have no memory of the man who spiked Ms. Cobra's drink, yet you remember confronting the culprit. Further, you were witnessed, in the very same Local Drinking Establinshed, having a confrontation with NonCon. http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/3c95a2f4.gif Is it not unreasonable to assume that the villain who tainted Ms. Cobra's drink is none other than NonCon himself? |
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http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/3c95a2f4.gif The defense is not accusing anyone at this time without supporting evidence, Edgeworth! I am bring up a possibility in the hopes of jogging Mr. Man's memory. http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/909d53f7.gif The key word here being "possibility." http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/8823b8f1.gif And until later witness testimony and evidence can confirm or deny it, it will remain a possibility! |
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http://lh6.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...mal%28b%29.gif I wish I could think of a reason. But I am merely a humble student on the 17th year of my phD. http://lh5.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...ing%28a%29.gif My thesis is more complicated than I'd originally anticipated. http://lh5.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...are%28b%29.gif But, no. I don't know of any reason anyone would have it out for me. Quote:
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...ing%28b%29.gif Hm... NonCon? But I don't... http://lh6.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...ent%28b%29.gif ... Or don't I? Of course! It all makes sense now! That Villain! He spiked Flare's drink! And Mine! And he set me up! http://lh5.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...are%28b%29.gif Though, to be fair, I simply can't remember remember enough of the details of the villain to tell you whether he was NonCon or not. The whole evening is just too blurry. http://lh6.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...mal%28b%29.gif But it is certainly possible that NonCon and the villain who spiked Ms. Cobra's drink were one and the same. |
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I see. It's unfortunate that you still cannot form a clear memory, Mr. Man, but I thank you all the same. I think I can drop this line of questioning. For now. http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/1a3ef3d2.gif However, since we haven't conclusively determined the reason behind your alleged altercation with NonCon, I'd like to ask if you knew him prior to the incident. http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/a8368e82.gif And if it's not too prying, would you mind telling us exactly what you are a student of? |
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http://lh6.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...mal%28b%29.gif I've seen him around, had a few friendly discussions and political debates. The normal kinda stuff we get up to at NPF. I don't know him very well, and as far as I know nothing in our history would cause him to have it in for me. Quote:
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...ing%28b%29.gif Of course I don't mind discussing my studies. http://lh5.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...are%28b%29.gif Though I doubt it's relevant to the case. http://lh4.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...ing%28b%29.gif But that's not up to me to decide, now is it? http://lh6.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...mal%28b%29.gif I'm studying Mechanical Engineering. Specifically, my thesis is on Resonance in Viscous Damped Micro-Structures Under Forced Vibration With Semi-Random Waveforms. http://lh5.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...are%28b%29.gif And I know what you're thinking, "But Mr. Man! If the waveforms are semi-random how would you ever achieve any sort of sustained resonance?" Well it's actually very simple. You see- http://lh6.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...ing%28b%29.gif -None of you actually care, do you? Bah. |
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(I ... see ...) http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/adb902f9.gif (I guess that rules out the possibility of his ... "major" being involved in whatever scuffle he had. I suppose I should ask...) http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/1a3ef3d2.gif I have just one final question before I leave it to my colleagues: Did you see the security footage presented earlier? It seems an obvious question, but I'd like to ask where you believe this footage came from if you weren't anywhere near the compound on the night of the crime. |
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http://lh5.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...are%28b%29.gif I'm an engineer, not a film major! I certainly wasn't at the compound that evening, so I don't know where that video came from. Though if I were one to speculate- http://lh4.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...ing%28b%29.gif -And boy am I ever! http://lh6.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...mal%28b%29.gif I would have to guess that the video was created either by careful image editing, or by a clever disguise. http://lh5.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...are%28b%29.gif Though seriously, how careful or clever was it really? You've seen the footage. http://lh4.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...ing%28b%29.gif Laughable! http://lh5.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...are%28b%29.gif Well, except for the part where it got me arrested. That wasn't funny. |
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http://i33.tinypic.com/2sbsduu.jpg Are you implying that the prosecution is incompetent like the Defence? http://i36.tinypic.com/o53ubc.jpg Now you claim that you spent all night at the Local Drinking Establishment. I ask you this how much time do you spend there? I would assume that a young Engineering student like yourself would be stressed with classes and working on such an important project for NPF that you would spend more time at the bar then what is healthy? http://i33.tinypic.com/71qka0.jpg You also claim you were nowhere near the cannon compound that night, but we have video evidence of you being there. http://i34.tinypic.com/254v7r4.jpg http://i33.tinypic.com/10d5e2c.jpg Of course you claim that the video evidence could be falsified. Which is possible given the age we live. http://i33.tinypic.com/71qka0.jpg But how does that explain the honey on your clothes? The same honey that was confirmed by Forensics being from the cannon compound! http://i35.tinypic.com/280qh6q.jpg Is it possible that you have a drinking problem and in one of your drunken black outs you went to the compound and trashed everything? |
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... http://lh5.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...are%28b%29.gif Really, Mr. Edgeworth? Is this what the prosecution is resorting to in its attempt to smear me? Baseless accusations and unfounded character assassination? http://lh4.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...ing%28b%29.gif Very well. If I could point your attention to statements I made mere moments ago, I believe I can thoroughly refute your ridiculous assertation. http://lh5.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...are%28b%29.gif I know, I know, Mr. Edgworth. Five minutes is such a long time ago, and a man of your limited mental capacity shouldn't be expected to keep track of all the complicated facts being presented in this courtroom. But I beg of you, for your own sake, please at least try to keep up. I'll go slow. Quote:
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...mal%28b%29.gif If you'll recall, I speculated about the reason for my difficulty remembering the details of that evening. I conluded with the best explanation I could think of given the information I had, that I had had too much to drink. http://lh5.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...are%28b%29.gif But I quickly dismissed that conclusion, as I have no history of excessive drinking, and I remember not having much to drink. http://lh6.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...mal%28b%29.gif I went on to speculate that perhaps I have a low tolerance for alcohol. Something I could be uncertain about, due to the fact that I do not drink much. But once Mr. Justice presented a new possibility that my drink had been drugged, I realized that it was a far more logical explanation for the discrepency that had been bothering me. http://lh5.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...are%28b%29.gif I will be more specific now, Mr. Edgeworth, to make sure you understand, and to refute your foolish accusation. Not only do I not have a drinking problem, I have never blacked out in my life. http://lh4.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...ing%28b%29.gif You see, Mr. Edgeworth, there is a significant difference between being unable to remember the details of the evening, and blacking out entirely. In my initial testimony, I stated quite clearly. Quote:
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...are%28b%29.gif I did not make that up, Mr. Edgeworth, nor did I merely assume that is what happened. I remember going home and going to bed. http://lh4.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...ing%28b%29.gif I shall explain the difference between a blurry memory and a blackout for you, Mr. Edgeworth, so that you do not make the same tragic error in comprehension with the next innocent victime of a frame you attempt to perpetrate a miscarriage of justice upon in this courtroom. http://lh6.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...mal%28b%29.gif My evening, Mr. Edgeworth, was blurry. I cannot remember the details of the events of the evening. Imagine, if you can, wearing glasses with the wrong prescription, earplugs, and mittens. Imagine also spinning in an office chair until even after you stop, the room continues to spin. That, Mr. Edgeworth, is how I remember the evening. http://lh5.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...are%28b%29.gif But even with my memory tainted by the wrong glasses, earplugs, mittens, and dizziness, I still know where I was and what I was doing. The details of the people I saw may be fuzzy, but I still remember seeing them. The exact words spoken in conversation may be impossible to recall, but I still remember having the conversations, and remember their general tone. The details of the bar may be indistinct, but I still know where I was, and what I was doing. And Mr. Edgeworth, I can still recognize my own bed. http://lh4.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...ing%28b%29.gif So to answer your question with a simplicity you can understand: No. It is not possible that I "went to the compound and trashed everything." Quote:
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...are%28b%29.gif I would assume, as any logical observer would, that the same personwho doctored the video also planted the evidence on me so that even Det. Gumshoe could connect the dots. Really, Mr. Edgeworth, you must try to use your brain. For your own sake. |
http://i33.tinypic.com/2gtuue8.jpg Damn. http://i36.tinypic.com/o53ubc.jpg So you said that the night is a blur. Then obviously you would not remember going to the compound, even if it were an accident http://i33.tinypic.com/71qka0.jpg Then I ask you this Mr Ryanderman, if you believe you were drugged, would it be possible that, while under the influence, you went to the compound. http://i34.tinypic.com/1417ea0.jpg Personally I don't buy your edited video theory. http://i36.tinypic.com/o53ubc.jpg Also you said that someone else may have used your clothes to implicate you in the vandalism. Are you implying that someone came to your place, undressed you, took your clothes, dressed themselves up as you and went to the compound? Only to return to your place. How does that explain the honey on your hands? http://i36.tinypic.com/o53ubc.jpg How well are you received at the compound Mr. Ryanderman? Are you well liked there? |
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http://i33.tinypic.com/71qka0.jpg Then let's put this line of questioning to rest. Mr Ryanderman, what were you wearing last night when you were out with Miss Cobra? Also, what do you do while at the compound to protect against bee stings? |
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http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/3c95a2f4.gif The defendant is a student of an engineering discipline that has nothing to do with bees or what they produce! He is unaffiliated with the compound, their protective measures, and their bees! http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/8823b8f1.gif Furthermore, we've already established that... http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/ef6d6d34.gif ...there was neither a repelling agent... Quote:
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...meaning, in other words, there is absolutely no reason for him to have been safe from the bees aside from sheer distance! http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/5e44e584.gif But hey, don't let me stop you, Edgeworth. It's your cross examination, after all. Your leading questions and snide insinuations serve you well. http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/4c48136d.gif |
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Now, imagine what a man with years of research could do with some 'viscous liquids' that control bees? Certainly, he wouldn't get stung by them. |
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(Oh, CRAP! I didn't think of that...) http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/b750c033.gif You bring up an interesting theory, Ms. von Karma. I admit I can't think of anything inherently flawed with it... http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/1a9d7396.gif http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/1a3ef3d2.gif But that's because I don't know anything about the field in question. I think this calls for some more detailed testimony from the defendant on exactly what can be accomplished with his ... viscous damped doohickey wave boson architecture... http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/f63edb2e.gif ...science. Thing. http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/a8368e82.gif But it's your cross-examination, so you need to ask... http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/f63edb2e.gif If it pleases the prosecution. |
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http://lh6.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...mal%28b%29.gif The issue, Mr. Edgeworth, is not that I may not remember going to the compound, it is that I specifically remember leaving the Local Drinking Establishment, and going home to bed. There is no gap in my memory in which this supposed misadventure at the Bee Cannon Compound could have taken place. http://lh5.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...are%28b%29.gif Unless you'd like to propose, without a shred of evidence, that I broke into the compound while sleep walking, after having already gone home and gone to bed, there is no possibility that I was the culprit. http://lh4.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...ing%28b%29.gif But please, by all means, propose it. I'll enjoy watching you laughed out of court. Quote:
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http://lh4.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...ing%28b%29.gif Why Ms. von Karma, it is certainly good to talk to a layperson who has the capacity to understand the work that I do. But I'm afraid you've misunderstood the nature of my studies. An entirely understandable mistake for someone who hasn't devoted the years of research that I have. http://lh6.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...mal%28b%29.gif The viscous damping in my studies is merely the mathematical model used to approximate the effect of damping on vibrating solid mechanical structures. It has nothing to do with bees, or honey, or whatever other crazy activities it appears they get up to at that place. http://lh4.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG...ing%28b%29.gif I hope that helped clarify things for you, Ms. von Karma. And if you need any help explaining the bigger words to Mr. Edgeworth, please let me know. I would be happy to assist. |
http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...ka-clenchb.gif Flattery does not become you, Mr. Man. That will be all, witness. http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...nziska-hab.gif Without any new decisive evidence, I don't see this questioning going on to be anything more than a row of back and forth bickering. While entertaining, I lack the time for such mirth and mummery. http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...ziska-whip.gif The prosecution calls NonCon to the stand. |
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...dot-hehmug.gif I'd ask what your associate Mr. Edgeworth thinks, but I don't really care. http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...ection-mug.gif The court calls NonCon to the stand. |
http://i33.tinypic.com/1zch46d.gif I'm not late am I? I hate being late for these things. No? Okay then. http://i35.tinypic.com/v7tyip.gif Well, as I'm sure Gumshoe told you, I've been developing the Special Bee Cannon as a defense from outside attacks. It's an ingenious device that allows us to control bees. Think of it! A world where you never get stung... http://i33.tinypic.com/1zch46d.gif The project was nearing completion, so I decided to celebrate by visiting the local drinking establishment. While I was walking past Ryanderman, he spilled some of his drink on me. I confronted him about it, and he started yelling. He didn't seem to be handling his alcohol well, because I could barely understand a word he said. As I'm sure you can understand, I didn't feel like sticking around after that. The next morning I found that my machine was ruined, and some of the mind honey stolen! A quick look at the security feed was all it took to prove Ryanderman's guilt. Whether he stole it during a mad case of the munchies, or due to a drunken vendetta, I haven't a clue. |
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(I don't think I'm going to get very far just putting NonCon's word against Ryanderman's. Not yet, anyway.) http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/1a3ef3d2.gif Something interesting about what you said just there... You could "barely understand a word he said"? http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/ef6d6d34.gif I find that odd, because, ignoring for a moment Mr. Man's own insistent declaration that he could handle his alcohol well, the man depicted in the security feed is undeniably lucid. http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/b750c033.gif I hardly think someone could become so articulate in the reasonably short time between your confrontation with Mr. Man and the incident at the compound! Do you have anything to say to that, Mr. NonCon? |
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http://i35.tinypic.com/v7tyip.gif The liver of a healthy adult male can, on average, metabolize 30ml of ethanol per hour. However, the effect a particular amount would have on an individual can vary greatly from person to person, and on a number of outside factors. Ryanderman said he does not have a history of excessive drinking. As such, he might not have an especially high alcohol tolerance. He himself speculated at one point that he might have had too much to drink, and his memory certainly wasn't clear enough to remember the altercation with me, according to him at least. I'd say this supports my claim. According to Detective Gumshoe's testimony earlier, there were several hours between our argument and the theft, giving his body plenty of time to metabolize the alcohol. Since he is not an alcoholic, it would take less to get him that drunk, and therefore he would sober up faster. It's really not that far-fetched. Besides, just because he can speak somewhat clearly doesn't mean he was completely sober at the time. He did trip on that cord, after all. |
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http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...iska-tiskb.gif Now, now, Wright. Watch that blood pressure. Quote:
That's all gone now that Ryanderman ruined it, I suppose. What exactly did he do besides the noted honey excavation? |
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http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f3...thoughtful.gif (Better check how the case has gone so far.) http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f3...i_facepalm.gif (What is this I don't even...) Quote:
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f3...i_accuse-1.gif Mr Wright, need I remind you that you are the boring ones. Innoncence proves nothing! http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f3...thoughtful.gif Mr Con, I'd like to start by asking you to share your knowledge about inner workings of the Special Bee Cannon with this court to confirm Mr Man's role in this bee disaster. http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f3..._neutral-1.gif In your professional opinion, would tripping over a cord be able to overload the central control mechanism? http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f3..._neutral-1.gif Out of curiousity, if the Special Bee Cannon compound is filled with bees, how exactly are your staff protected from them during work hours? Could you speculate why the bees did not attack Mr. Man? http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f3...wri_zoom_a.gif Finally, is it true that you must not, under any circumstances, eat the delicious mind-honey? |
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http://i35.tinypic.com/v7tyip.gif The Bee Cannon operates primarily though controlling the bees via their own nector, broadcasting orders from a central control hub called the "Mindhive." The signals from the mindhive resonate within the nectar, forcing the bees to follow orders. Quote:
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http://i33.tinypic.com/1zch46d.gif It very well could have. You'll notice he dropped several jars when he tripped over that cord. I believe Gumshoe mentioned he had to go grab other jars. Even on the off-chance that tripping over the cord itself didn't cause it, which is the most likely scenario, whatever he did when the security cameras were off could have. Quote:
http://i33.tinypic.com/1zch46d.gif Standard stuff like bee-keeper outfits and the like, but by this point they were kept fairly tame and harmless. As to why they didn't sting Mr. Man, perhaps he smelled so much of honey they didn't perceive him as a threat. I'm honestly not sure. Quote:
http://i35.tinypic.com/v7tyip.gif The only reason I wouldn't recommend it is we haven't done extensive testing yet. The NPFDA would have our asses if we started selling it at the Local Grocery Store, you know. Not that this hasn't stopped some people from trying it anyways. The only side-effect they reported was deliciousness. |
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