Tell a baseless lie about the poster above.
 

Got this from RPG.net. The format goes something like this:

Simple enough to play, maybe throw in some guidelines about avoiding topics that may tick some people off and to keep things generally clean, and this could be fun.

Seil doesn't know the difference between girls and boys.

None of you know the difference between the "Forum for Talking About Forum Games" forum and the "Forum Games" forum.

Oh shit, this is supposed to be a lie.

(EDIT: Moved the thread over.)

This is the worst lie.
 

Fenris is a wonderful person.

Except for this one.
 

Krylo is pretty.

Somewhere someone loves Fenris.

I am no longer playing by the rules of this thread.
 

I wouldn't call what your mom and I had last night "love," exactly.

I still am
 

Fenris has impeccable taste in women.

Krylo loves his mom. And kitties.

The monster at Old Man Murphy's farm was actually InsaneGenius dressing up like a monster to scare off passersby in hopes that nobody would find the secret goldmine he discovered underneath it.

I wish I could tell you a baseless lie about Fifth, but history has shown whatever I could come up with, he's already done that and more.

Invisible Queen is actually invisible. I know. I saw him.

Chaotic brain is actually a playing card from a childrens' card game

Doc is secretly a furry.

Hawk is Dr. Worm, but he doesn't know how to play the drums, and he's not getting better.

McTahr is the loving father of two children, however he had to leave them to go on a journey to save the world from his evil ex-wife, which is also the mother of his two children.

Good luck McTahr!

I heard that InsaneGenius didn't bride anybody to get into the top of music industry. He made it all himself with his talent and quite catchy pop tunes.

That avatar is actually a picture of Si Civa without makeup.

grthwllms is attractive.

Magic Marker's comment didn't leave a gaping wound in my self esteem that can never be filled and will most certainly never lead me down a dark path of depression from which there is no escape.

Grthwllms is definitely not an in-mate who goes by the alias Bubba and engages in homo-erotic tendencies with other in-mates.

DanteFalcon may or may not be a chicken fucker.

If Bells rings a angel gets its wings.

Thadius is actually just a persona created as a result of Dissociative Identity Disorder. He was made when his true identity suffered abuse at the hands of his high school drama teacher.

He was in a Peter Pan costume.

Thadius has been snooping through my trash.

SSB Intern once invented a device that allowed him to see why kids love Cinammon Toast Crunch. The revelation broke his mind.

Shyria is actually a human and totally won't eat us if we provoke her Wrath

Doc ock rokc is Alfred Molina.

And has a name with 'rock' spelled correctly.

And he totally has that weird, bowl haircut that the animated Doctor Octopus had.

You know the one.

Seil would go the whole wide world, he'd go the whole wide world just to find her

Bard can't sing his way out of a paper bag and only picked his namesake class because he heard it would help him pick up chicks

shy is actually a guy!:eek:

...Actually that one is ...true....I did and I liked it...SHUT UP!

Doc ock possesses an encyclopedic knowledge of blasphemies, oaths, and general "naughty" words in ten different languages (two of which haven't been spoken since the oceans drank Atlantis and the gleaming cities, and one of which is known only to squirrels).

Shyria's birth name was Wellington C. Picklebottoms the Third.

Raiden is both a gentleman and a scholar.

Krylo was once a man.

BardTheFifthLightWarrior is a wildly successful philanderer.

Darth SS has people that love him!

Doc ock is a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich, with arsenic saaaaauuuuce!!!

Thadius hates monocles.

Wigmund doesn't know where the body is buried.

Raiden actually idolizes Captain Janeway but keeps a Picard avatar because that's who all the cool kids like.

Kerensky sold his avatar to the Russian mob to pay for his crippling vodka and peach bellini addiction.

Shyria is actually a crocodile.

Bard did it with a Cactuar once.

ChaoticBrain is more of an ApatheticKideny, if you catch my meaning

Geez, I thought you were supposed to LIE in this thread.


Shyria is unable to drink hard liquor due to the risk of it catching fire; the liquid in her glass in her avatar is some variety of Kool-Aid.

Kerensky can't tell the difference between cheap Kool-Aid and the blood of Krog the (ex) Barbarian

Shyria can't tell the difference between cheap Kool-Aid and the blood of Krog the (ex) Barbarian.

For those unaware, after a particularly debilitating catastrophe involving a trip to the blood bank, several gallons of ale and a box of pixie sticks, Krog hung up his axe and took his bloodlust to the political trails. He is now the mayor of a small town in Connecticut.

Kerensky was actually killed in a freak accident involving the showers at the local gym and an escaped school of genetically modified piranah.

The poster we think is Kerensky is really the piranah wearing his body like a suit.

Shyria is one of those piranhas.

Bard is actually a Dark warrior and the sixth fiend

In a past life Doc Ock Rokc was a confederate soldier.

grthwllms sold all his vowels to the producers of Wheel of Fortune in exchange for fifty Guatemalan quetzals and a piece of baloney.

Thadius' "family" is actually just people-shaped things made of bacon.

McTahr is a Irish wantabee Dr.McNinja

Doc ock does not, in fact, rokc.

The 287th clone of Kerensky was deemed the worst failure of all 300 of them.

Doc ock is not actually a licensed doctor.

Hawk is not a bird of prey. He is a pidgeon. A rat of the skies.
And he is in the Command Center, not the Nexus!

Geminex is a filthy clean cut and prim communist.

Bard once spearheaded a dancing revolution in a stuffy, WASP town.

SSB was fired from his Internship years ago

Doc ock rokc doesn't believe in the power of love or friendship.

Bard's new avatar is so much better than the old one with Konata pressing a button.

Its ChaoticBrain's fault that I have this Avatar.

Actually, I lost the Konata one. Switched comps. I would use it but it is gone forever.

Bard actually looks like his avatar, just a bit more pinkish...and sweaty.

Also :3

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The "angry_thing" above is actually a self portrait akaSM made.

Specterbane can't dance.

Bard likes to cook kittens and toss puppies into fires.

krogothwolf is actually GLaDOS

You think everyone is GLaDOS.

Failed in that he was overqualified for the position
 

ChaoticBrain is a failed prototype for a Sarcasm Personality Core

Shyria can't actually breath fire

akaSM ENJOYS Vogon poetry