Trollslum Discussion 5: Aldurin invented inventing you know
 

I refuse to be upstaged by Drac!

As far as Karkat is concerned, past him can go burn in hell.http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/20...iv-d362hf8.jpg

Found this thing. Not sure what I think.http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7...t8u1o1_500.png

How many times does he have to tell you? He MADE this town.
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Pictures courtesy of Loyal

Pironhttp://www.deviantart.com/download/1...es-d3397tz.png

Gorrmahttp://www.deviantart.com/download/1...es-d332q4o.png

Entry Order so Far (barring objections)

TEAM ROCKET
1st: Tergum - Your beloved leader who hates your guts
2nd: Baalla - Don't want to meet him in a brightly lit alley
3rd: Iropha - Blasting off at the speed of light!
4th: Scalis - Knowledge is power!
5th: Reztek - Everyone knows a Gyclops can't handle the screech of a guitar!
6th: Vintag - On her way to stardom.
7th: Nasryl - Professional butcher surgeon.
8th: Aldurin - The ward of Herpey Derpah


TEAM FORTRESS
1st: Caoway - HE'S ON A BOAT
2nd: Lerjae - All according to keikaku
3rd: Burgun - Plays games for children
4th: Piron - She tried to eat a dude once
5th: Glissa - She finds everything you do to be quite uncouth. Stop it right now.
6th: Zebrek - Zebrek once - OOH LOOK A BUG
7th: Gorrma - She has eaten things that may or may not really exist
8th: Sharl - He knows a guy

Like you didn't see this coming.
 

Yes we are really doing this
 

where making this hapen
 

Ballaa is scowling on hivetops until someone bothers him.

Didn't see it. Shoulda PM'd me.

Mostly the lazy part, served with a side helping of stupidly sick for a while. My drawings for my next post are about 50% done, and I've gotten most of the hard stuff out of the way. I'll be checking in with Pirate Pad tomorrow, and overall pick up the slack. I plan to have everything done and posted by Monday.

And in Shanghai.
That is the best excuse.

No, seriously, though. I'm still totally active. I'm just waiting for Drac to write a response to some stuff I sent him.
Also, I can't access piratepad in china, so I haven't been able to get on there. Still, home in a few hours, so I should be able to devote a sunday to reading up on all the stuff that's been going oAHAHAHA I wish. Recaps would be good.

Also, somebody kick out Edgeworth and the Judge. We have enough trolls here, thank you very much.
Seriously, don't make me go Terezi.

...

You're waiting for me?

I was waiting for you!

Actually Herpey invented inventing but I'm fine with the title anyway.
 

So this is it, we're finally starting? This is awesome.

Should we make a new thread for Act 2 now that we've stopped introductions and stuff?

Aldurin could try to kick it off with a memo between Tergum and Caoway (or everyone) guidelining and trying to figure out as best as he can what could be happening/what maybe needs to be done.

I'll make the memo anyway.

Also is the having-our-own-exile stuff still open? I've got a few ideas to throw around in PM if it's possible. PLEASE NOTE: An exile that starts of with "Hey!! Listen!!" will be killed immediately.

Yeah. You were waiting for me because I had shit to do. Now I'm waiting for you cause you're busy enjoying europe and somehow are allergic to internet cafes or did I miss something?

Also, wait, act 2 already?

What am I supposed to be doing again?

Responding to the block of text I sent you. I gave you step-by-step instructions!

Oh, that.

You're expecting me to take time off enjoying my vacation to sit down and write some boring-assed shit for you?

How does fuck you, you're always making me wait grab you?

Oh just so everyone knows I'm changing my typing quirk to something that's less of a pain in the ass for me to type. I realized that was one of the reasons I was kind of avoiding making any chatlogs; because I didn't want to type my quirk.

So it LookS somEthiNg liKe thIs (a capital every fourth letter)

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Okay, guys, let's try to be civil to each other, okay? At least keep the blatant hate to a minimum. We're all in this together.

Oh like you get to talk!
You dropped out of this relationship ages ago, and now you want to throw in your opinions? No. Just... don't even try.

And Drac, jeez. Take your time, sure. Never said you shouldn't. Just explaining why my post ain't up yet. This can wait a bit longer, no problem.

I "dropped out" because neither of you were ever around! Don't you try and pin this on me!

I'm probably going to be labeling all the threads 'Act'.

Consider Act 1 to have been all the introductions. Besides, it was 11 pages.

Oh, yeah. Duh.

Also, sweet troll jegus, you people write a lot. At least you do when given several weeks to do so. I don't even want to know what the piratepad looks like.

A mess. I just got rid of a bunch of the stuff I put up on there since it had already been used. I politely suggest everyone does the same.

I politely demand everyone does the same thing. If you have a pesterlog that has not been posted, I would very much like you to post it and delete it from the piratepad.

In fact, until the clutter dissipates some, I would suggest to keep the pesterlogs to a low.

Hmm...
I was gonna do one with OC, if he's game. That okay?

Fine. TThat was mostly aimed at people who still have logs to post.

Holy shit what's this? I posted? And a whole day before I said I would? THE WORLD IS ENDING!!!

But yeah, I decided to cut out some drawings I had planned that were unnecessary. Also expect me to be updating with a lot more frequency now too. No more of this post once, wait a few weeks, post again stuff. It's a New Years Resolution!!!

Can always edit them back in later if needed? :P

Shit is going down, also a PR statement from one of the trolls.

TA: thE gAmE Is thE OnE dEstrOyIng AltErnIA, nOt mE
TA: At mOst yOU cAn chArgE mE wIth AccOmplIcE tO ApOcAlYpsE

I really need to focus on posting again.

Intern Nin, will you please stop hogging all the awesome? Leave some for the rest of us! (Seriously though. Your posts are awesome.)

I gotta get back to postin'. I have a giant custodian-goat to kill off. I'll get to that as soon as I'm done making plushies and playing Epic Mickey here.

Edit: SHELLY NOOOOOO!!!!! D: D: D:

Only if y'all stop hoggin' all the artistic talent!

And yeah, this is the appropriate music to be listening to for the next few pages.

Not me though, I need to listen to more happy music.

I'm doing a post with pictures, so it might take a little while.

I'm considering including a quick nod to a handful of the other trolls' lusus deaths in said upcoming post. I'm not sure who yet, though. Does anyone OBJECT to me drawing that?

I've kind of started one involving Tergum, but it occurred to me that Token hasn't actually posted anything about Strize's death in the RP proper, just in piratepad. Token, would it bother you if I did a quick one-panel allusion to the incident? I'll leave it out if you'd rather I didn't use it.

I would love if you could draw mine.

I just posted my post detailing his death. So have fun with that. :3 (Feel free to make the lusus's fate seem as ignoble, stupid and embaressingly as you like)

Zebrek is going to take Twinkleberry behind the barn and shoot him in the head.

I'm pretty sure it'll be tragic.

Except it probably won't be the barn. Just outside.

You should draw that.

Apes flattened by a pyramid of bottles.... giant firelies getting headshot.... I have so much random weirdness to draw from this RP.


I love this game so freaking much.

Half seals, half these being impaled on sharp rocks.

Finally!
That's about half the flashback. Other half is coming up. You're seeing 2 Posts by me and 2 by Drac, mixed up a little. Hope you guys like it!

Oh, and Token, I came up with "What would Jegus do?" way before you had it as a user title. XD

Going through some depressing personal problems which include the impending death of a pet I've had since I was ten years old.

So I drown my sorrow in MS Paint and spent the morning drawing for the RP. Yes, I see the irony. Part One of my next post should be up soon. Sorry, but the part I talked about earlier which involves drawings of your guys' trolls will be in Part Two. I started those several days ago but I'm not finished with all of them yet. I just felt like breaking this down into two posts so I'd have something to write right now.

I've now got a post written. I just need to illustrate it.

Ok my post was getting ridiculously long so I decided to split it into two. That's roughly half of what I have written. The exciting conclusion shall be revealed when I feel like it. (muwahaha?) Also because its 3:30 am and I'm tired.

And I'm not kidding that that's half. The other half is just as long, and might be a little longer when I'm done tweaking it.

You know.

Reztek is actually pretty cool.

Go Reztek.

Agreed: Reztek is awesome.

The fact that Reztek is already screwing over anyone he doesn't like via doomed timelines shows that he should have some rules to follow once he can time travel.

And Aldurin would not shun Reztek for making a doomed timeline, he would hunt his sorry ass down and try to kill him before paradox-timeline-karma-shit-thing killed him.

Maybe it's a timeline where Derpah is deader then disco as a direct result of Tergum's asshole-ish-ness.

Edit: Found Derpah's theme.

In response to some of the stuff I read on piratepad I give you this:

This particular doomed Reztek isn't necessarily representative of Alpha Reztek. Basically Doomed Reztek's time line was created from early attempts to figure out the whole time travel thing. Doomed Reztek then lived in that doomed time line for a while before realizing that he was in fact doomed, so he traveled back before the time line split, back to the Alpha Time Line.

He then traveled into the future of the Alpha Time Line and checked up on some memos to see how this Time Line was different from his, and he then stumbled upon Tergum being an ass (who was some how an even bigger ass in the doomed time line and Doomed Reztek already hated him for other things so this was just the straw breaking the camels back). So Doomed Reztek then went to work creating the Doomed Tergum Time Line. And before you ask, I have the Weird Time Shit behind the creation of the DTTL all figured out. If you think it doesn't make sense (which I thought at one point too before I drew out the specific time line shenanigans) feel free to ask.

So basically Alpha Reztek won't be so reckless and asshole-ish when it comes to time travel. Therefore there will be no need for this:

And also:
He obviously failed to hunt him down then :P

Edit: Also, Doomed Reztek probably won't be prototyped, I already know what's going to happen to him. I contemplated prototyping him at one point but I figured that would be copying Homestuck too much and just look like a cheap attempt to make my own Davesprite.

But dude!

God tier Jack.

My applaud goes out to you.

This is Zebrek's theme.

Credit goes to Overcast for finding it and overall being awesome.

To answer a question I saw in the chat:

For the Cruxite Item, either PM me for the info or cut your post off right before it appears.

edit: In the spirit of finding themes for other's character's I've taken a liking to this track for Caoway.

Good news: I've been getting more sleep.

Bad news: This is due to the fact that as much pain as I've been in the past five months, it's at least doubled today, and I've been passing out.

Right now, I'm feeling like shit, and I don't know if I'm going to be up for trollslum for a while. Worst case scenario, I might have to quit, but I don't know how likely that is. Sorry.

Hey, don't worry about it. No one's going to crucify you for quitting on the account of crippling headaches.

I know you're probably sick of hearing this, but I hope you feel better soon Token.

Seconded. Don't feel pressured, this isn't your fault. Take a break if you need it. You can rejoin whenever you feel better.

Definitely don't feel pressured. Your health goes first.

If we're gonna assign themes to each other, then here's Zebrek's, Nasryl's, Piron's and Gorrma's.

I approve wholeheartedly.


Also-- Agreed with what everyone else has said: Your health comes first, Token. I hope you feel better soon!

One down. Fifteen to go. Nice post, nin.

I'll have a response post up soon.

We're doing this. We're making this happen.

Nin. Token. Overcast. What did I tell you people about hogging all the awesome??

Short post is short.

My favorite part about writing this was that there was basically no real change in scenery.

Edit: Little drawing of the scene.

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/i/20...st-d34104y.png

Ignore the title in the corner.

Your post isn't an audio update!

Fail. Forever.

Click the s is the [s]. Who fails now?

It was mostly for funsies.

Hi guys, been procrastinating on posting for a while and losing internet for the last week didn't help at all.

Little busy at the moment but I should have something done in the next few days once I've caught up!

Its all cool. Glad to see you're still around. We were so worried!

But its no problem, you can take your time.

Glub.

I'll have something this weekend, but it won't have anything to do with epic fights or one of the meanest cruxites ever.

EDIT: That music oddly fits Caoway's land.

It sure as hell took me long enough to get that up. I'm experimenting with presentation, so please bear with me for future updates.

The picture of Bergun in profile is beautiful, Loyal. Awesome job.

Thanks Mauve. That means a lot to me. :D

I thought it was pretty impressive as well. Bravo.

I'm not sure what the hell I was thinking when I came up with the idea for this post.

Probably something along the lines of "Nepeta and rocket-dildos in the same post is a fantastic idea doitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdo itdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoit doitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdo itdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoit doitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdo itdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoit doitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdo itdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoit doitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdo itdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoit doitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdo itdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoit doitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdo itdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoit doitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdo itdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoit doitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdo itdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoit posted".

You're lucky I didn't bring up tentacles.

Okay, who wants a buck through the chest? Anyone?
Cause if this line of conversation continues, you're getting a bucket through the chest.

Nice post, though. And good nepeta.

I thought everyone would get a chance at a bucket through the chest.

Yes, and some people will get a GUARANTEE to get a bucket through the chest.

The MY PICTURES folder on my computer looks so freaking bizarre now, and it's all you people's fault.