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Seil 01-07-2011 03:55 AM

Oh Boy, No More Hanging Out With Mom On Friday Nights For Me!
 
Everything explained in this easy, how-to video!

Now, truth be told, this is some good advice. Be honest, and polite, and friendly and courteous and all that jazz...

But anyone who learns from that guy is going to end up looking like this guy at a party:

http://www.bodybuildingweb.net/images/enzyte.jpg

EDIT I think I'm actually being a bit mean here. Can I get this thread deleted?

Professor Smarmiarty 01-07-2011 04:07 AM

Haha, this seems to be just trying to create the most boring people possible.

Archbio 01-07-2011 04:10 AM

I think this guy got "sincere" mixed up with some other word.

Fifthfiend 01-07-2011 06:18 AM

I was just noticing that the Seil tag doesn't actually appear in the list of thread tags I personally can see, leading me to assume that the mods have rigged some way where the only person who can apply the seil tag to his threads is seil, which is fantastic.

Geminex 01-07-2011 06:52 AM

But what if we have a dire need to creat a seilt-hread and must proclaim the seil-ness of our seil-thread to the rest of the forums?
What then?

h4x.m4g3 01-07-2011 07:35 AM

You know there's just something wrong with the way he presents #3 (1:50), I think the answer lies at 2:50.

Watching those two back to back it sounds like a seminar on proper molestation tactics.

Krylo 01-07-2011 07:43 AM

Though it is a brand of horribleness we've all grown to love, or at least not hate.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Geminex (Post 1098693)
But what if we have a dire need to creat a seilt-hread and must proclaim the seil-ness of our seil-thread to the rest of the forums?
What then?

As that no one else seems capable of replicating the special brand of horribleness that is a Seil-thread (and probably not even of isolating it), I think I'm ok with the plebes being unable to dictate that their 'Seil' threads are, indeed, 'Seil' threads.

Because they aren't.

The only person who can make a Seil thread/post is Seil. He also knows exactly when he's doing it, oddly enough.

Hatake Kakashi 01-07-2011 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Krylo (Post 1098700)
The only person who can make a Seil thread/post is Seil. He also knows exactly when he's doing it, oddly enough.

That would be... every single time he posts a thread, ever?

I can just see this guy being booked on charges of pedophilia shortly... he does love being called "Daddy."

... by his children.

Fenris 01-07-2011 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hatake Kakashi (Post 1098717)
That would be... every single time he posts a thread, ever?

No, see, Seil knows exactly when the thread he is making would qualify as a "Seil" thread, and more importantly than that, he knows exactly when a thread he is making does not qualify as a "Seil" thread, unlike the rest of you fuckers, so once I figured out how to make tags usergroup based, I went ahead and made that happen.

On topic, I couldn't watch more than a minute or so of that video before wanting to beat that guy up and take his lunch money, so whelp

Hatake Kakashi 01-07-2011 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fenris (Post 1098720)
On topic, I couldn't watch more than a minute or so of that video before wanting to beat that guy up and take his lunch money, so whelp

I'm betting his wife beats you to it.

Also, wondering how or if he really has one.

Fifthfiend 01-07-2011 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Krylo (Post 1098700)
As that no one else seems capable of replicating the special brand of horribleness that is a Seil-thread (and probably not even of isolating it), I think I'm ok with the plebes being unable to dictate that their 'Seil' threads are, indeed, 'Seil' threads.

Because they aren't.

The only person who can make a Seil thread/post is Seil. He also knows exactly when he's doing it, oddly enough.

Not always, mind.

But yeah anything that keeps people from slapping the Seiltag onto Team Fortress threads is a pretty unarguable good.

Geminex 01-07-2011 02:50 PM

Why am I even asking...
 
Quote:

The only person who can make a Seil thread/post is Seil.
Way to kill people's deams, Krylo.

In your free time, do you go around to pre-schools, telling kids exactly why they have no chance of ever being an astronaut?

Edit:
Also, has Seil's name always been an effeminate pink?
I mean, it suits him, just wondering.

Hanuman 01-07-2011 03:17 PM

1) Be Obeisant
2) Be Sincerely Obeisant
3) Motivate People Without Trying
4) Be Interested In People, If You Are Not Already Then Don't Be
5) Smile
6) Be A Dick (See 1)
7) Don't Be A Dick (See 4)
8) Force 4, Then Contrive Conversations Around It
9) 1+4

Seriously screwed up approach, these are a great way to become a social pansy or to force work-friends, but ultimately this advice flat out blows.

Better than 1-9? Make some god damn eye-contact. Look at yourself in a mirror, go out there and make social risks. Get elbow-deep into the muck of social dymanics and learn from it. As long as you're not socially retarded you will do fine.

For social retards? Do this anyway but don't get frustrated or give up, take your time, relax and listen. Explore.

This guy? He's a douche, do what he says and become a douche.

Bells 01-07-2011 04:53 PM

Turn Debt into Wealth by the same guy.

Really... you should watch this, it's funny

Marc v4.0 01-07-2011 05:31 PM

Is one of the steps to stop being so damn poor?

Bells 01-07-2011 06:38 PM

One of the steps to turn debt into wealth is to actually hire a Personal Budget Consultant...

...really.

Torque 01-08-2011 02:31 PM

Ok, I wasn't actually watching the video, but rather reading all the comments while the video played, and when he got to #3 I could have SWORN I heard, and please, don't kill me...:



"Roust the people to n-bombnigger hunt"

Seriously, wtf is up with this dude? He's got like some hardcore fucked up ideas.

Shyria Dracnoir 01-08-2011 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seil (Post 1098681)
Everything explained in this easy, how-to video!

Now, truth be told, this is some good advice. Be honest, and polite, and friendly and courteous and all that jazz...

Where does having a plan to kill everyone you meet fit into this? Because I was informed that was a big part of the whole scheme.

bluestarultor 01-08-2011 02:38 PM

I think it says something about his approach in that I watched only seconds of the video because he came off as a plastic snake.


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