You Are All Terrible Forever
 

This is a 100% super serious thread devoted to how terrible you all are.

Snake - Super Terrible Pony Brigade!
Fifth - I had a list written, but NPF wouldn't let me post it because I went over 10,000 words
Shiney - Learn to spell, I mean, geez. It's "shiny."
Fenris - Tag this!
Synk - See Shiney's comment. Also you started the colored text craze, I think, so that counts too.
BHS - Total killjoy. If I'm believing in soft serve science, let me believe in soft serve science.
Earl - Geez.
Meister - Super geez.

There'll be more to come once I'm home from work tonight.

(Feel free to add your own.)

Can a mod change this to a Seil thread.

Because this is totally a Seil thread.

Am I doin it rite
 

Yeah and jeez that TDK guy he's been banned like eight times

Guys I don't think he's joking look at that white text.

And yet he's still here!! Seil's right, our mods are terrible.

Really though this isn't news, we've all known long enough how terrible we all are. There again this is a Seil thread, that guy's always behind on stuff.

Wat. How can other people be writing on my typewriting machine? WITCHCRAFT!

SEIL DOUBLE POSTED.

WITCHCRAFT

Pot. Kettle.
 

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Please elaborate.

And why am I not on your list, huh?! Am I not...wait what was this for again?...oh.

That list? Yeah, carry on.

Least my name doesn't rhyme with pale fail whale!

It rhymes with tiny whiny heinie.

Saving him the trouble.

So does this mean Seil doesn't think I'm terrible? I have some mixed emotions from this.

Seil I'll save you the trouble.
 

Oh yea, Bard exists.

Fuck Bard.

Anyone notice how I'm not terrible forever? Yeah. Think about it.

Can I get a whoop? Potentially a whoop whoop? Hellz yes.

I've been hearing a lot about this Seil thing. What is it? Is it a fad, trend, or New Wave religion? Is it a cooking appliance? I don't understand why we're all making fun of it like the stepchild of a redheaded stepchild's stepchild, if that kid had a dog, and that dog had a flea, and that flea had Lhyme disease, and this Seil thing is a Lhyme microbe.

I'm pretty sure this was just a search for all of Earl's posts.
 

You can't actually link search results. The link will work for you, but not for anyone else.

Yep. Totally was.
 

Well poopy. :C

This is why I'm terrible, I suppose.

I always thought it was pronounced Seal.


And I'm not terrible, so HAH.

No one cares enough to hate me BAWWWWWW.

Of course it's pronounced like that.

PS.
Seil, you suck DONKEY DICK

It's sea-ill. Seal. Seil.

Also:

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Forgot that my HD isn't working too well, and I dun have that pic of the time you tried to color your name and it turned out terribly. So I'll just say "Terriblehole or Terribleface?"

Strong words, Darth.

Nah, you're terrible. You all are.

Well, last Saturday was kind of a blur...

I would certainly never be a ship. Maybe a space station, but never a ship.

A big expensive waste of time that doesn't go anywhere?

Yeah, sounds about right.

no you already did

Thank you. You are a swell guy too.

I thought that Fenris actually negarepped you for complimenting him, but it doesn't matter too much which way the joke goes.

I meant it like "Take that!" instead of "tag this thread."

It's actually "suyl", which is German for rope. You clearly don't know how to pronounce your own name. Sorry.

I had a comment to make about this thread, but then I was all "This is true of all threads" so I made it a signature so

V

I know.

Okie dokie lokie!

Just so we're clear.

EDIT

Mumu - Seriously, what's up with that ava... Holy crap did it just wink at me?

Nobody hates me, hooray!

On my side, I think you all are wonderful people...wonderful people I would totally jab with a huge size 14 needle in your neck to give you medicines. Yay for saving the lives of people I like!

Oh please, those are target brand Ibuprofen... He'll have a tummy ache and pass out and I'll show up and be like "bitch you be stupid," give him some activated charcoal, make him puke them all up and laugh as I cart him away to the psych ward.

So no one hates me for the terrible threads that I on occasion start? Coolness. I have not come up with a threadkilling comment yet. Just give me time, it will come. Oh yes, it will come. ;-)

and a you're almost a week late, I guess that counts, too
 

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Fun fact: That other forum I occasionally visit needs the first of April to come close to being as entertaining as this place is most of the year.

I say rig the calendar to display perpetual April Fool's day. It'll be fun if some newcomer joins in December and points out the mistake. Things will be learned, laughs will be had, and everyone will be happy forever.

1. That forum is German. Germans have no sense of humor. Science fact.
2. No, It's a brilliant idea and you know it.
3. Yeah, well... your FACE is terrible.

So I show up to the thread and this is what I read

Welcome to NPF, Inbred Chocobo!!

Or as another asylum inmate forumite said, "Less of a shithole than most other places on the Internet."

Still not there yet, but like I said, it will come, oh yes it will come.

"Die fetten Jahre sind vorbei" made me laugh. I heard "Männer" was funny....they have their own Wikipedia page?

For a thread that is about terrible people, no one seems that terrible so far. Of course it may be just my sick affection for terrible things, as evidenced in my most recent posts.