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Amake 08-22-2011 05:13 PM

Some handy notes about your new pal Amake
 
Since I used to be called Invisible Queen until a few minutes ago, questions will arise, so I thought it would be good to answer them all at once. So here's some fun facts about me and my personas:

Invisible Queen:
* Is an abstract person of ambiguous gender
* Has no physical existence outside the Internet
* Avoids sharing personal information and getting close to people
* Had this picture made in a forum game
* Is an online persona of Jenny Creed

Jenny Creed:
* Is an ancient, time-travelling, immortal, half-human adventurer!
* Is grey
* Runs a blag with her spouses
* Loves getting to know people and falling in love
* Is 5236 years old and married to a guy and a girl
* Has gone through three children and two sets of parents
* Is a character made up by Amake

Amake:
* Is a regular guy
* Is 30 years old and has never been kissed
* Likes girls, in theory
* Has a distant mother, a bipolar little brother and a couple of lovable cousins
* Wants to explore the pure humanity, beyond the gimmicks of personality
* Wants things to be better for everyone
* Loves you unconditionally

Soo, any questions?

A Zarkin' Frood 08-22-2011 05:16 PM

http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/6314/ripiq.png
Not really dead, I know, but I'm soooooo saaaaaaaad.

Requesting poll whether I should change my name to Awake so we can continue confusing people with our names starting with the same letter and being equally long.

BitVyper 08-22-2011 05:17 PM

Lets be honest here; everyone knows you're a robot who is wearing the face and using the computer of former Invisible Queen.

Ecks 08-22-2011 05:22 PM

Dammit... I liked being able to acronym the fuck out of your names... now there is only IG.

Change your name to IG-88

Amake 08-22-2011 05:35 PM

Iq will always live on in your heart, where xe lived all along!

Meanwhile, it seems my name is now Steven Emil Steve "Jack Bauer" Esteban Etienne y Stefan de la Cruz. I'm not really sure why or how but as this is a name-related thread I should probably mention it.

Flarecobra 08-22-2011 05:36 PM

So Jenny Creed is a Time Lord?

synkr0nized 08-22-2011 05:36 PM

These are both amusing.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by InsaneGenius (Post 1150574)
[...]I should change my name to Awake so we can continue confusing people with our names starting with the same letter and being equally long.

Quote:

Originally Posted by EckScizor (Post 1150577)
Change your name to IG-88

Yes.


Also in this thread: Queens truly are all guys on the Internet.

A Zarkin' Frood 08-22-2011 05:41 PM

I'm German, I can't have the number 88 in my name. It's serious business, man. Absolutely fucking serious.

Amake 08-22-2011 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flarecobra (Post 1150581)
So Jenny Creed is a Time Lord?

I might have downplayed the time travel bit if I knew how popular Doctor Who was when I came up with her. . .no, it's just a coincidence.

synkr0nized 08-22-2011 05:43 PM

bloops
 
I was so fixated on the reference I didn't even think of that, IG. Ah well.

A Zarkin' Frood 08-22-2011 05:45 PM

Requesting name-change to 88-Brown Balloons.

EDIT: PLEASE DON'T

Ecks 08-22-2011 06:05 PM

At the risk of invoking Godwin's Law... why exactly is 88 bad juju back in the Mutterland?

Amake 08-22-2011 06:08 PM

It's a "secret code" for the words Heil Hitler. About as subtle as a swastika. . .

Ecks 08-22-2011 07:22 PM

Really? Strange.

CABAL49 08-22-2011 10:50 PM

H is the 8th letter of the alphabet. So it is HH. Heil Hitler.

A Zarkin' Frood 08-23-2011 03:38 AM

Fun Fact: I was about to put it off as a Star Wars reference and said I don't want no Star Wars references in mah name. But then Asteve pointed out it's some Nazi kinda thing, which completely escaped me. So now I have a better excuse to not use that name. And I will never forgive Ecks for attempting to impose the number 88 on me EVER.

Archbio 08-23-2011 03:45 AM

Quote:

Lets be honest here; everyone knows you're a robot who is wearing the face and using the computer of former Invisible Queen.
I'm willing to humour the killer robot, though.

Quote:

H is the 8th letter of the alphabet. So it is HH. Heil Hitler.
Oh man, that's actually true?

I saw that referenced on an unsubtle Quebec television dramedy, and thought it was just some weak invented bullshit.

Good job, neonazis.

Nique 08-23-2011 07:11 AM

Sokath, his eyes uncovered!

Bob The Mercenary 08-23-2011 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amake
* Is a regular guy

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

Ecks 08-23-2011 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InsaneGenius (Post 1150720)
Fun Fact: I was about to put it off as a Star Wars reference and said I don't want no Star Wars references in mah name. But then Asteve pointed out it's some Nazi kinda thing, which completely escaped me. So now I have a better excuse to not use that name. And I will never forgive Ecks for attempting to impose the number 88 on me EVER.

The whole 88 business was news to me as well.

That said, your not wanting a Star Wars related name is a tragedy.

EDIT: lol 7-11

BitVyper 08-23-2011 07:17 PM

But if Amake created Jenny, who created Amake? Can Amake make a rock so big he can't lift it?

Aldurin 08-23-2011 07:40 PM

The alcohol preference of either identity has not been specified, clearly they are all fakes.

Magus 08-23-2011 09:42 PM

Just keep posting in...chartreuse or whatever. We'll keep up.

Amake 08-23-2011 10:41 PM

I think it's "green".

Jenny can't drink alcohol on account of murdering rage issues. I, on the other hand, drank so much last night I just woke up and had to puke.

I was created as the end result of roughly 500 000 000 years of evolution. Just like most people alive today. And I mostly make fiction.

The SSB Intern 08-23-2011 11:06 PM

I still think this is a government cover up. Show me some birth certificates, then we'll talk!

BitVyper 08-23-2011 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amake (Post 1150928)
I was created as the end result of roughly 500 000 000 years of evolution. Just like most people alive today. And I mostly make fiction.

If you find a watch in the desert....

Kyanbu The Legend 08-23-2011 11:35 PM

IQ, I'm still gonna call you IQ till I forget you're IQ.

Osterbaum 08-24-2011 05:39 AM

I've already forgotten.

e: seriosly, I never remember the original nicks of people who've requested a change

Archbio 08-24-2011 02:00 PM

Quote:

If you find a watch in the desert....
...a Tuareg is late for his 4 o'clock appointment.

Amake 08-25-2011 01:33 AM

I can't think of any reason you'd need to remember the name of Iq, so that's alright.

akaSM 08-25-2011 03:00 PM

What happens if we want to talk to IQ? Actually...what happened to IQ? What did you do to her? D:

A Zarkin' Frood 08-25-2011 03:10 PM

Just go up to Steven Emil Steve Esteban Etienne y Stefan de la Cruz and ask "Hey, can you pretend to be a 5000 year old gray-skinned half-dragon woman married to a guy and a gal for me" It will not be awkward at all.

Amake 08-26-2011 03:05 AM

Despite wildly varying life stories, we're basically the same person. You're talking to all of us.

Seil 08-26-2011 03:10 AM

Sorry, what's an "Amake?"

Amake 08-26-2011 03:34 AM

It's my job description slash pseudo-religious statement. I'm "a-making" things. When chatting and such, it also makes for a fun way to change my name to say what I'm doing at any moment, like Anovelmake or Abathroomvisitmake.

Seil 08-26-2011 03:48 AM

Well, that's all well and good. However, I was looking for "pile of secrets" or something of that sort.

Amake 08-26-2011 04:44 AM

What is Amake? A HAPPY LUMP OF HONESTY

Aldurin 08-26-2011 10:48 AM

We all know that's just your (weak) cover story. Come on, spill the beans.


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