Chloe.
 

.....is the name of my daughter, born today at 7:13 AM.

Words fail me. No snark here...I am smitten. Expect a slightly less vitriolic shiney for the near future....I'll be back to normal once POS upsets me again....until then...

Let's give her a great welcome. =)

Many congrats to you and Rai on the new addition!

Call me when she's 18.

Congratulations Shiney and Rai! And welcome to being alive, Chloe. I hope you enjoy every second of it. We'll be cheering you on every time you give your parents hell!

Congratulations shiney
Welcome to Earth Chloe
Don't forget, you're here forever.

I assume the GPS chip is already imbedded so you know exactly where your children are at all times? :P

But in all seriousness, congratulations, and I hope she grows up proud of you two.

Kudos for taking the responsibility for unleashing another life on all of us.
Congrats.

It's wonderful! (also, this tag is highly appropriate and not sarcastic at all)
 

Congratulations! Duuuuuude, that's fantastic! I hope you have a great time! (I know we are!) God bless you and your (newly enlarged) family, man! :D

16 is enough.

Oh, and congrats Rai and shineyassholeorshitface!

I'm introducing her to Ayn Rand as soon as she's old enough (i.e. 6)

Also, congrats!

Congratulations!

...you do have the full My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic curriculum for when she turns 5, right? It's important she knows of NPF's rich cultural heritage.

...well, the stuff that won't scar anyone for life. Kinda limits our options, really.

Such as this thread you mean?

But yes, congrats Shiney and Rai.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Of the conception, of course. We need our own NPF sex tapes.

Congrats!

Many wishes for Chloe to live a completely healthy and fulfilling life. ^^

And I almost fully expect you to go 180 and excessively broadcasts about your daughter every tiny yet happy milestone. =P

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Chloe was the name of a movie where a young prostitute pretends to seduce the husband of a couple to make the wife jealous so the prostitute can actually have sex with the wife, but the wife doesn't know and then she finds the prostitute also sleeping with her son, and after that the wife commits suicide.

I mean, congrats! And pics plz.

Allow me to direct you to my library....

Congrats Shiney. And may she never see this site. Who am I kidding, by the time she is our age they will have internet hookups straight to the brain.

Congrats, Shiney and RaiRai!! :D

I have never understood the spelling of this name and it is supposed to be 'clo-ey'. I would pronounce it Ch-low, rhyming with 'row'. :I

Put an accent on the e: Chloé. Thogh I guess then it becomes 'clo-ee'.

I always thought it was supposed to be Clo-ee. It's also the only way I ever heard it being pronounced. Anyway, I guess actual pronunciation as well as spelling is up to the parent's whims.

But no seriously, grats.
 

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Awesome! Congrats!!

Hey, you have 2 now, right? Which one is your favorite?!

congo

Congratulations Shiney. And welcome to the world Chloe.

Congrats Guys!

Shiney: parenthole or dadface
 

You know you want to Shiney :3

Thanks everyone. :) There's a pic on my Facebook account if anyone is interested, failing that I will get one posted up here soon.

I congratulate you on not spelling it Khloe!

Leaving her the option of spelling it that way briefly when she's a teen, and then being somewhat ashamed by that phase forever after.

Naw but really, great for you! Congratulations!
 

Call me a bit before then, to give her pointers on spotting and avoiding the Common Douchebag. Lesson one: Guys who say things like

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Congratulations to you and your family shiney! You can't get a much better Christmas present than that.

Except maybe a pony. But oh well.

My only advice on raising kids is too teach them things wrong becuase it's funny

*emerges from 8-Bit Forum retirement for this*

Congrats, shiney. I apologize in advance for your tremendous loss of sleep.

Build a long-term bomb-shelter for you and your family so that your daughter can recreate, in real-life, a female-version of Brendan Fraser's Blast From the Past 30 years from now.

Congratulations you two!
She already has you wrapped around her finger. She knows what she's doing already ^_^

Um.

Um.

Um.

Wow.

Congratulations.

That's... really all I have to say.

Listen, I know age is 'only a number' and maybe it's a little shallow and maybe douchey to have such a necessary prerequisite and all, but there's legal ramifications to consider here.