The Warring States of NPF - "F*king Alduin" or "I'm On To You And Your Draconic Shennanigans!"

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Seil	12-28-2011 04:10 AM

"F*king Alduin" or "I'm On To You And Your Draconic Shennanigans!"

I got Skyrim for my - is that how you spell 'shennanigans?'; With one 'n' in the... the.. ALDURIN! What's with the Skryirm, huh? Huh? Huh? You think we wouldn't notice?! You think we wouldn'ta connected'a dots! (And such!) One letter! You were betrayed by one letter!

(It was 'r,' in case ye were wonderin'!)

I got Skryrim what fer me birthday! (Thank y'all fer' noticin'!) Anyhow, I was playing, right, and these priests came up t'me, right, and they were like 'Destroy the evil with what will claim our land!" and I was like 'Mkay.'

I harbor no ill will, yee timourous beastie, to you or your brood... (and no matter how much sense that makes) I've got to slay ye as I did to... well, your brood. So have at ye, ye blaggard!

Shyria Dracnoir

12-28-2011 10:41 AM

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/c...nabegood-1.gif

Aldurin

12-28-2011 01:19 PM

Quit hatin' on my dragon-slaying skills.

Seil	12-28-2011 01:53 PM

It's a good hiding place, it's just that you've done a terrible job disguising yourself.

Like Groucho Marx and his novelty glasses.

Shyria Dracnoir

12-28-2011 07:51 PM

Really? I didn't even recognize him until now.

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/c...ngdisguise.gif

He fits in perfectly with the typical NPF demographic.

mauve

12-28-2011 08:33 PM

GROUCHO DISAPPROVES OF YOUR MOCKERY OF HIS FANTASTIC GLASSES AND TOTALLY-NOT-PAINTED-ON-MUSTACHE.

Seil	12-29-2011 03:16 PM

FUS RO DAH!

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk

12-29-2011 04:42 PM

So, ITT we're fighting Alduin/Aldurin? In that case, JOOR Zah-Frul!

There, problem solved.

Seil	12-29-2011 06:22 PM

Then how do we deal with Shyria and/or Robin? There's surely not enough exposed breasts in this trifecta.

Which is why I fell out of Catholocism, but that's a different thread.

Anyway, I think we need a dragon hunter of some sort. I recommend Kevin Costner. I think he could use the work.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk

12-29-2011 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Seil (Post 1177138)

Then how do we deal with Shyria

WULD Na-KEST!

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and/or Robin?

KRII Lun-Aus!

Flarecobra

12-29-2011 06:46 PM

To deal with Aldurin.. lock him a room and force him to watch the Twilight movies.

Shy, you can't do anything with. She's too awesome.

Robin, leave him to me. ^_^

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk

12-29-2011 06:54 PM

I think that's pretty much the tactics I just described there in dragontongue.

EDIT; For Robin I suppose I could have used a YOL Tor Shul! Instead, which amounts to the same thing.

Aldurin

12-29-2011 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flarecobra (Post 1177141)

To deal with Aldurin.. lock him a room and force him to watch the Twilight movies.

You intend to break an already broken mind? Isn't that like throwing liquor to put out a fire?

Flarecobra

12-29-2011 07:12 PM

You can always break stuff down farther. ^_^

Shyria Dracnoir

12-29-2011 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawk (Post 1177139)

(Whirlwind Sprint)

So your plan is to run away as quickly as possible. How adorable.

CABAL49

12-29-2011 08:57 PM

The only way to stop a dragon is to convince them that Aslan is their lord and savior.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk

12-29-2011 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyria Dracnoir (Post 1177153)

So your plan is to run away as quickly as possible. How adorable.

Against you? HELL yes! I'm not crazy.

Seil	12-29-2011 10:03 PM

Debatable.

However, the matter is that we defeat the giant, evil dragons of doom. Different matter entirely, though, Hawk, you should probably see a psychologist.

I think we need a virgin as dragon bait. Any volunteers?

Flarecobra

12-29-2011 10:22 PM

I'd make a joke here, but it'd be in very poor taste.

Shyria Dracnoir

12-29-2011 10:59 PM

Been there, done that, torched the town to the ground already

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seil (Post 1177165)

I think we need a virgin as dragon bait. Any volunteers?

http://americasbestmyspace.com/myspa...irginville.jpg

Magus

12-30-2011 12:34 AM

Don't destroy the dragons, it is all a conspiracy to create a nationwide transmutation circle!

Quote:

Throughout the frozen wasteland that plays host to the game there are a number of bugs trapped inside various jars. If you've played the game for an extended period of time, you've likely found one of these imprisoned creatures only to assume that it serves no purpose beyond adding a bit of flavor to the detailed fantasy world. A group of Reddit users with far too much time and an abundance of creative reasoning skills however, has discerned a far more sinister purpose behind the glass prisons.

Specifically, these bug jars seem to be a primer on how to summon the apocalypse.

See, the lid of each jar is emblazoned with a rune that when translated from the language of the dragons into English offers a vague description of a location within Skyrim. Weird, right? Man, you ain't seen nothin' yet.

Take this proposed theory, for instance:

Someone noticed the connection between the five cities Morthal, Whiterun, Winterhold, Dawnstar, and Windhelm, and realized they formed a Pentagon. He also noticed three dragon "sanctuaries" or whatever you may call them, Mzinchaleft, and the Tower Stone formed a smaller pentagon within it, making a transmutation circle. In the general area of the middle of the circle, there is a shrine to Talos with a circle of stones around it. His theory was that if you placed the bugs on their respective cities (see post for relation between bugs and cities), committed genocide in those ctities, kill the dragons at the dragon areas and the one that Mzinchaleft leads to, activate the tower stone, and wait for the "Promised Day".

Clearly Father is behind it all.

Aldurin

12-30-2011 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Hawk (Post 1177156)

Against you? HELL yes! I'm not crazy.

Pansy, it's only Shyria.

Shyria Dracnoir

12-30-2011 01:11 AM

Well, there's a statement that will certainly never breed resentment in your followers.

asshole

Shyria Dracnoir

12-30-2011 01:21 AM

Wait a second, why am I taking orders from you anyways? I have two years of membership and five whole rep gems up on you. By that logic, I'm should be the big man on campus. So back off weenie.

Thadius

12-30-2011 01:32 AM

And thus the great dragon war started.

Loyal

12-30-2011 01:37 AM

I don't think dragons do "wars". It's more like "swoop and raze operations".

Geminex

12-30-2011 01:39 AM

Dragon Wars have rounds, right?

20 bucks on Shyria in round 3.

Seil	12-30-2011 01:58 AM

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u...d-war-1187.jpg

Krylo

12-30-2011 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loyal (Post 1177201)

I don't think dragons do "wars". It's more like "swoop and raze operations".

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk

12-30-2011 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loyal (Post 1177201)

I don't think dragons do "wars". It's more like "swoop and raze operations".

http://v.cdn.cad-comic.com/comics/ca...1205-e0a8d.png

Geminex

12-30-2011 11:04 AM

Hey, Hawk, stopping edging in on Seil's gimmick in a Seilthread. That's just douchey.

Shyria Dracnoir

12-30-2011 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Hawk (Post 1177227)

Epic Dragon Debate

You now realize how lucky you are that the Internet doesn't have a Dragonspeak language pack.

Melfice

12-30-2011 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Shyria Dracnoir (Post 1177235)

You now realize how lucky you are that the Internet doesn't have a Dragonspeak language pack.

Give it a few weeks.
After all, there's a Daedric font available. Don't see why there won't be a dragon-speak font.

EDIT: Never mind. Here's one. Install at own risk.
Mind, everybody'd need to have it installed to read it.
EDIT AGAIN: Yeah, yeah. This ain't a language pack, but it's the next best thing, really.

Revising Ocelot

12-30-2011 12:30 PM

That CtrlAltDel comic is stupid. Not nearly as stupid as the rest of them, but still stupid.

LOL le cake and le pie so random epic XD

Seil	12-30-2011 12:51 PM

He's saying that the humans think it's all big and amazing and whatever and the dragons are debating something exciting, but in reality they're not. It's not that haha cake and pie arguments are epic.

We've actually had those debates on NPF, sadly.

Ramary

12-30-2011 01:54 PM

And those debates are far more insightful, funny, and entertaining then CAD.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk

12-30-2011 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geminex (Post 1177232)

Hey, Hawk, stopping edging in on Seil's gimmick in a Seilthread. That's just douchey.

...

FO Krah-Diin!

Shyria Dracnoir

12-30-2011 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seil (Post 1177245)

It's not that haha cake and pie arguments are epic.

Blasphemy

Also, pie or GTFO

Flarecobra

12-30-2011 06:11 PM

http://s3.roosterteeth.com/assets/me...8d24d56362.jpg

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