I will give you a Star Trek reaction avatar.
 

Have you ever read one of POS Industries' "posts" and thought to yourself, "Man, I wish I could be as cool as the image he condescendingly posted to completely disregard someone's heartfelt and reasonable argument like a fucking adolescent." Did that make you hope you went to sleep and never woke up as much as I pray to every night? Well...

...Now you can!*

I will give you a custom cropped, resized, and maybe even animated if it doesn't prove to be too much of a godawful pain in the ass avatar cut from my very own Star Trek reaction image library, tailor made to fit your delightfully charming internet personality, in as much of a way that doesn't totally rip off Fifth's Riker avatar thread as possible!

So step right on up and get yours today!


*The stupid image part, not the praying for death part. We love you, don't die.

I'm in on this, because I fucking love Star Trek.

Except Voyager. [TNG as the SHIT, SON.]

DONE - requesting TNG also!

Nikose, our very own Pinocchio trying ever so hard to be a real boy, I give you Data making silly, incredulous faces on an endless loop.

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May it forever communicate to all those who read your posts how ridiculous you believe their opinions to be!

I am ambivalent about Star Trek, but am always up for some silly shit.

Never been heavily invested in the series, but I'm curious to see what you got.

You'll get what I damn well decide you get!

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But as it so happens I decide you get TNG.

Your detached, unemotional view on Star Trek is patently Vulcan, and few Vulcans find themselves in as much silly shit as Mr. Vulcan himself, Tuvok!

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No less dispassionate a Vulcan yourself in this endeavor, your curiosity nonetheless is simply... fascinating.

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As someone who can never be bothered to change their avatar, and a recovering Trekkie, this thread is perfect for me! What'cha got?

I kinda have a plan for this year concerning avatars because I care too much about this forum and have no qualms with making jokes only I get, but there's only Steel above me, so I'm curious. What'tcha think of old phil_, POS?

Despite the fact that, to my knowledge, we have never spoken to one another, and being pretty sure that I haven't posted enough to have a Thing That I Do, I'm curious to see what you do with me!

Anything from TOS, TAS, or TNG is familiar to me.

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Reginald Barclay is simply shocked that you would leave the roleplaying forum holodeck without him!

Can anyone dislike you, Phil? I think not.

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You're so universally likeable that even sworn enemies can share a smile when you're around!

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You know, you're right. I haven't gotten to know you all that well. But you do seem like a stand up dude with a lot of potential ahead of him!

Nah man it's cool.

Unless you start giving out Rikers.

Then fuck you.

How could I not one of these?

Some of the gifs are too big for regular members to upload properly, but I can abuse my mod powers to do it for anyone if needed.

You know how to go by the book right up until it's time to throw it out. You're steadfast, loyal, but not afraid to speak your mind when you don't like what's going on.

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Fifthfiend, you are the very definition of a Ryker.

The Sevenshot Kid all the way to the Sevenshot Grown-Ass Man.

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They grow up so fast, don't they?

Oh yes please. I would love some Star Trek up in specific locations of my person.

I will try to work this into my routine. Thanks.

I'm likable? I'll try to keep it up the good work, then.

Dennis Miller aint that great. Lay it on me.

y... you knew?!
 

ONE IS OKAY, I GUESS http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/t...ns/thmad-1.gifhttp://i606.photobucket.com/albums/t...s/redface1.gif

...Mine is too big to upload. :( Please abuse your mod powers.

MOD POWERS SUCCESSFULLY ABUSED!

This is me when we play versus on L4D2.

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I thought you'd like to wear that with pride.

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I'm running out of fitting captions to go along with these but I mean come on, just look how fucking chill Bones is right here. You know that's you all over.

Yes, I would like to wear that with pride.
I think it might be too big or something though, the animation won't go.

POS EDIT: Fixed!

Do it to me.

Thank you. I shall always cherish Data, right up until he was killed off for no logical god damn reason and replaced with his inbred backwater cousin.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.

Girl, you tough as nails and don't take nobody's bullshit.

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Ain't no privileged Starfleet officers understand how shit works in the real world. It's all up to you!

I'm in. Hopefully something DS9

I was going to change my user title to match my new avatar, but then I realized I didn't have to.

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I'M GIVING YOU A DS9 AVATAR AS HARD AS I CAN.

If you give me one I can't be certain I won't eventually turn it into some cartoon character.

Got anything with Q? I love Q. Q made me a trekky

Wheeeee

I'll take one of those fancy-shmancy avatars, sir!

And me! Oh yes please!

The Prophets are pleased POS.

Oh my, it seems I've beaten you to it!

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I dunno, I might.

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Maybe.
One avatar coming right up, old man!

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Couldn't think of anything more fitting for my NPF drinking buddy!

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SOLD!

Yessss. It's exactly what I wanted and I didn't even know it!

I'M FORGIVEN! My Brothers and Sisters of the Forums have taken me back. I AM NORMAL AGAIN! A POSTER AGAIN!

Every time I show up to one of these threads, it mysteriously dies.

Please don't let that happen this time, and please give me a fitting avatar POS.

Alright I'll bite, show me what you got to replace my Emperess Magician.

Whatcha got for a a future comrade?

Don't give up on the funny posts along with the images!
 

Excellent.

Unfortunately, Captain, this image does not fit into the docking bay.

I'll take one.

You just gotta cram it in there, Mr. Vulcan!

What's this? Discord is evolving?

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Discord evolved into Q! Q learned "Lord Over Lesser Beings With Your Omnipotence and Snarkiness!"

Neelix walked in and saw your Empress Magician and was all, "Whoa, dude. Whoa."

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This avatar was made to immortalize that moment forever!

You and me, bro, we're seeing eye to eye on this Star Trek stuff. We got this shit figured out.

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Man, synk, do you even have time for all this silliness?

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Wacky shit's going on all over the place and you've got an internet nerd forum a respectable business to run here!

Flare, you know just as well as I do that there's the right way, the wrong way, and the Janeway!

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And nothin' gets in the way of the Janeway!

Mister Industries, I am also interested in a new avatar, as my current headbanging thing is wearing thin.

I am interested in Voyager mostly, but see what you can scrounge up for me. I am not very picky.

Yes, that headbanging thing is.... Hm.

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Could you please state the nature of what exactly that thing is?

If you could just up the limit of my avatar by a mere 40 or 50 kb, I'll gladly state the nature of that thing. As it is, my animated avatar's rather... non-animated.

EDIT: Although it does look rather interesting like this as well... hmm... Animated it is, though.

POS EDIT: Power! UNLIMITED POWEEERRRR!

I dunno, depends on how offended you will be if I ask for one from the 2009 movie.

At first I couldn't find anything from Trek 2009 in my library...

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...but then I FIRED EVERYTHING!

Even though I've been in outer space before (yeeeah, that's where I've been,) I'm bound by a promise to a dying man to step on up for one of these.

NPF can't handle the sheer magnitude of the amount of bro going on here.

Diverting emergency power to Brositronic compensators!

Archbio, this pathological lying of yours has gone on long enough! Time to install an ethical program that should put an end to your dishonesty permanently!

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Time to wake up a new man soulless automaton!

I think the best part is that they are almost timed perfectly.

Until the next malfunction or energy cloud. For now, I can only hope to unintentionally mislead through a comical ignorance of the vernacular.

And on top of it all, I DO enjoy coffee in the mornings, and am a royal bitch until I get it.

This will suit me for a time, I suppose.

Sure I'll give this a go. Let's see what you've got.

dibs

I've signed up for like three of these before and never got a response.

But hey, fourth time's the charm, right?

Wait...

Avatar, for IC, yes please.

Yes, let's just see what I've got...

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Oh dear.

Dibs on what?

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OH SWEET HOLY FUCK DIBS ON WHAT?!

Man, you've gotten screwed out of avatars three times in a row? That's just...

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IC...

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...but can you see?

that'll do!

fuck everything, let's see what you can do that'll top THE HORSE.

I actually wasn't expecting Nero but that works great.

I don't care for Star Trek. Give me a Farscape avatar.

Yes. This avatar clearly illustrates my ever-classy personality perfectly.

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Every party needs a pooper, that's why we invited you.

Oh god, fuck THE HORSE, I'm outta here!

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I'm just saying, the show would be infinitely better if it had a race of S&M lizard people and muppets.

So. Does star trek have any awesome blind characters?

I like it.

You continue to impress us, POS.

Oh dear.

e: wait, why isn't it working.... Oh dear...

e2: oh I guess it does know oh dear

yessssssss

e: oh god why it not working

You saved it as a Jpeg. ether save it on your computer or use it's IP address.

Peer pressure has required me to ask for one of your fine avatars so I can be part of the crowd.

Having grown weary of presenting the illusion of choice, I have gone through and forcibly given everyone their avatar if it was too big to normally upload. You're welcome!

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This motherfucker spent seven years gluing half an air filter from a Honda Jazz to his face to make a living and you have to ask who he is?!

Man, I remember that time I was making humanity's first warp flight and then I saw your demoman and was all like...

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..."SWEET JESUS!"

Hmm, I could certainly use a new avatar. I hope there's something left :3

You know, at first I thought Ramary's avvy said: "Watch... THIS".
But yeah, "SWEET JESUS!" does fit better.

Also, I didn't get to thank you for mine yet.
Thanks, POS.

I don't see how anything else could.

Something left?

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There's always something left!