THE TIME IS AT HAND!
 

WHO CAN DETHRONE THE SUPERMAN! WHO HAS THE TECHNIQUE! WHO HAS THE STRENGTH!

NONE HAVE ANSWERED MY CHALLENGE! THE SEAL HAS CLOSEN. ANOTHER 1000 YEAR WAIT

It works best if you imagine him standing in a dumpster, shouting all of this at passers by.

That's a bad thing?

You're supposed to give more than a one minute warning when times are at hand, Smarty.

But which times? You have to be sure of which temporal constant in effect when you're a homestuck reader.

I must not let this be my future!
 

Smarty some how you have inspired me to get my shit together.

And this is why.

The time is on my wrist, not my hand. L2wear watches correctly.

ain't no rest for the wicked
 

...Imagine him?

It's alright, there was nothing good in there anyway.

See, I was imagining a guy with an impossibly long beard and naked as a jay-bird, just standing alone in the wilderness and shouting at the wind. Kind of like this.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__...ed/Imnaked.png

There's probably more time and he's just bluffing because he's afraid.

Aww, I missed Smarty's latest freakout. And I was going to bring popcorn too.

Are we talking the Superman or just a superman?

Cause if it's just a man that is super in all categories, that's slightly harder to kill than the Superman.

Anyone could kill Superman. You just need some green kryptonite and a gun. Hell, a dagger made of the stuff would be best.

Might have to hit up the local museum to find some if it'll shut Smarty up about 'bluh bluh the end times are upon us' for the billionth time.

What's in the booox?! What's in the BOOOOX?!
 

I swear these were sent like an hour apart. I remember it pretty clearly.

Some Superman, can't even tell time.

Superman is allergic to nuts. Little known secret.

'The ONLY way to kill Superman' title is dramatic irony you see
 

Silly Shyria, it's just kryptonite in that box. What else could be as common as coal and deadly to Superman?

Seriously, Jimmy was stranded on a tropical island once and still managed to find enough to fire chunks of it at Superman using a catapult.

Supercanon
 

Telling the time is boring. Try making the world spin backwards and make it the time you want it to be.

It's a bit misleading, since from what I have read about that comic it is indeed kryptonite, but the reason it is more deadly than usual is they create a dustcloud of it around Superman and then the villain turns said dustcloud into glass, trapping him in an air-tight crystal of kryptonite. So I'm presuming that what was in the box was supposed to be glass or something. This has all been extrapolated from a very vague description of what the heck was going on in that issue, though.

In any case, the best way to defeat Superman is to sew Batman siamese-style to Lex Luthor and make them work together to defeat him.

Guys you have another 1000 years to figure this out. Make sure its a good plan.

At the rate of technological progression, I give it maybe 500 before we start mass-producing Supermen of our own.