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Professor Smarmiarty 04-25-2012 06:14 PM

Blues in OUR LOOS
 
My dear dear NPF,
I am sure you have noticed the distressing trend in NPF recentely of the rising trend of right-wing opionating, of fascism, of poor-hating, of hounding and rounding up those who care for fellow man.
Like you, I at first dismissed at as harmless fun, as an indulgent japery but it is time for the laughter to stop.
I have a list of 20 NPF members who are members of the Fascist League. These members are lurking among us, poisoing the dialogue, solely so that we do not notice but poisoining it every still.
We must stop these 16 members before they can recruit more. I have found them all. We cannot be sure.

A Zarkin' Frood 04-25-2012 06:16 PM

Who are these members, can we identify them? Or are they all Blues. He went to some Final Fantasy wiki where he was more appreciated or something. You don't have to worry about him clogging our toilets up.

Professor Smarmiarty 04-25-2012 06:19 PM

I will divulge my list of 18 members once I have been provided with a proper safehouse and immunity from prosecution. For the names on this list,t hey go all the way up.

Magus 04-25-2012 06:50 PM

I have a list of 40 members who are members of the Fascist League, I demand a bigger safehouse than Smarty with twice as much protection in exchange for the list!

Professor Smarmiarty 04-25-2012 06:54 PM

But you told me you had a list of 30 members!

Magus 04-25-2012 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Professor Smarmiarty (Post 1195775)
But you told me you had a list of 30 members!

That was before I made more political enemies.

A Zarkin' Frood 04-25-2012 07:09 PM

Man, you should work with each other, not against each other. that's why the right prevails, they are organised, they are big. While the left is a bunch of small factions that work against each other. You should unite and become something unstoppable.

Professor Smarmiarty 04-25-2012 07:13 PM

I'm currentely a syndicalist anarchist. ALl other lefties are fuckers.

Geminex 04-25-2012 07:33 PM

As a Citzen Concerned for the Wellbeing of this Forum I Strongly Urge the Administratorial Staff of this Forum to deny this Raving Lunatc the chance to Spout his Insane Rhetoric.

Signed,
Geminex. A German, Esq.

Professor Smarmiarty 04-25-2012 08:37 PM

I have no secrets to hide. Do you Gem?
Let us open ourself to public record.
I'm even Straightedge! Drug,alcohol,smokes free- can you say the same MrTrainspotting

rpgdemon 04-25-2012 09:14 PM

Smarty's putting up too much of a front not to be scum this game. He's trying to convince everyone he's on their side, and it's pretty blatantly false.

Vote: Smarty

Seil 04-25-2012 09:27 PM

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u.../0080_ec81.jpg

Ecks 04-25-2012 09:37 PM

I am either way too tired or way too high for this to make any sense at all. Probably both simultaneously.

Also rpg you are in the wrong sobforum for that noise.

Shyria Dracnoir 04-25-2012 10:15 PM

Da fuq iz oi lookeen at?
 
http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/c...40819023-1.jpg

Flarecobra 04-25-2012 10:17 PM

Damnit, Smarty's sober-posting again. Someone get that guy some scotch, on the double.

Seil 04-25-2012 10:18 PM

Roger.
 
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Aldurin 04-25-2012 11:38 PM

*Checks the toilet to see if Bluestarultor is in there*

synkr0nized 04-26-2012 03:20 AM

Look, sometimes this phrase is actually appropriate.
 
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Originally Posted by Professor Smarmiarty (Post 1195763)
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Originally Posted by Professor Smarmiarty (Post 1195763)
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Originally Posted by Professor Smarmiarty (Post 1195765)
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seems legit

Satan's Onion 04-26-2012 03:48 AM

Nope, Smarty's clearly full of it. I know for a damn fact that there's only about five, tops, and three of 'em are informants.

Sifright 04-26-2012 04:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Satan's Onion (Post 1195876)
Nope, Smarty's clearly full of it. I know for a damn fact that there's only about five, tops, and three of 'em are informants.

Oh no they have infiltrated the board of directors.

Professor Smarmiarty 04-26-2012 04:28 AM

I have updated my list. There are now 25 members of the fascist league lurking in the forum.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk 04-26-2012 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Sifright (Post 1195884)
Oh no they have infiltrated the board of directors.

Don't be so naive Sif, they are the board of directors.

Osterbaum 04-26-2012 10:11 AM

I have obtained access to the REAL list of members of the fascist league on these forums. The list contains 10 names, some of which are quite surprising.

e: I will release these names unless I am payed a ransom in rep by each user on this list.

Shyria Dracnoir 04-26-2012 11:23 AM



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