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Das Karaoke Thread
Just post the lyrics to a song you like. Who knows, you might convert someone!
Midas - Hey Dewd Hey dewd, don't make it bad Take your playstyle, and make it better Remember to let it into your heart Then you can start to roleplay better Hey dewd, don't be afraid You were made to play UO better The minute you're in your character's skin Then you begin to roleplay better And anytime you're causing pain, hey dewd, refrain You know you want someone to drink ale with And what is with that crazy way you speak today? Try adding an 'eth' to words you sayeth Hey dewd, don't make it badeth Take your playstyle, and make it bettereth Remember - get in your character's skineth Then you begineth to roleplay better bwahahahahahaha hahahaha hey dewd bwahahahahahaha hahahaha hey dewd bwahahahahahaha hahahaha hey dewd bwahahahahahaha hahahaha hey dewd |
Every OS Sucks
You see, I come from a time in the nineteen hundred and seventies When computers where used for two things To either go to the moon or play pong And nothing inbetween, you see And you didn't need a fancy operating system to play pong And the men who went to the moon, god bless them They did it with no mouse And a plain text only black and white screen And thiry-two kilobytes of ram But then round about the late seventies Home computers started to do a little bit more than play pong Very little more Why computers started to play games And balance check books Ahy, you could play zakon on you apple II or write a book All with a computer that had thirty-two kilobytes of ram It was enough to go to the moon It was enough for you It was a golden time A time before windows aAtime before mouses A time before the internet and bloatware And a time before every OS sucked Well way back in the olden times my computer worked for me I'd laugh and play all night and day on zork one, two and three The amiga, VIC 20 and sinclair two, the TRS 80 and the Apple II They did what they where supposed to do It wasn't much but it was enough Then xerox made a prototype Steve Jobs came on the scene Read of mice and menus, windows, icons, trash and a bitmapped screen Old stevie said to xerox, "Boys, turn your heads and cough" And when nobody was looking he ripped their interfaces off Stole every feature that he had seen Put it in a cute box with a tiny little screen MacOS ran that machine Only cost 5000 bucks But it was slow It was buggy So they wrote it again And now they're up to OS ten They'll charge you for the beta, then charge you again But the MacOS still sucks Every OS wastes your time From the desktop to the lap Every thing since apple dos Just a bunch of crap From microsoft and macintosh Or lihn-line-lihn-line-ux Evey computer crashes Cause every OS sucks Well then microsoft jumped in the game Copied apples interface with an OS named Windows three point one It was twice as lame But the stock price rose and rose Then windows 95, then 98 Man, solitarie never ran so great And every single version came out late But I guess thats the way it go But that bloatware will crash and delete your work NT, ME, man none of them work Bill gates may be richer than captain kirk But the windows os blows And sucks At the same time I'd trade it in, yeah, right For what? It's top of the line From the compuhut The fridge, stove and toaster Never crash on me I should be able to get online Without a PhD My phone doesn't take a week to boot it My tv doesn't crash when I mute it I miss ascii text and my floppy drive I wish VIC 20 was still alive It ain't the hardware man It's just that every OS sucks And blows Now theres lih-nux or lie-nix I don't know how you say it Or how you install it or use it or play it Or where you download it or what programs run But lih-nux or lie-nix don't look like much fun However you say it It's getting great press Though how it survives is anyones guess If you ask me it's a great big mess For elitist nerdy schmucks "It's free," they say If you can get it to run The geeks say "Hey, thats half the fun!" Yeah, but I've got a girlfriend and things to get done The linux OS sucks I'm sorry to say it but it does Every os wastes your time From the desktop to the lap Everything since the abacus, just a bunch of crap From microsfot and macintosh To lihn-line-lihn-line-ux Every computer crashes cause every OS sucks Every computer crashes cause every OS sucks |
"Breaking The Habit" by Linkin Park
Memories consume Like opening the wound I'm picking me apart again You all assume I'm safe here in my room (Unless i try to start again) I don't want to be the one The battles always choose Cause inside i realize That i'm the one confused I don't know what's worth fighting for Or why i have to scream I don't know why i instigate And say what i don't mean I don't know how i got this way I know it's not alright So i'm breaking the habit I'm breaking the habit Tonight Clutching my cure I tightly lock the door I try to catch my breath again I hurt much more Than anytime before I had no options left again I don't want to be the one The battles always choose Cause inside i realize That i'm the one confused I don't know what's worth fighting for Or why i have to scream I don't know why i instigate And say what i don't mean I don't know how i got this way I'll never be alright So i'm breaking the habit I'm breaking the habit Tonight I'll paint it on the walls Cause i'm the one at fault I'll never fight again And this is how it ends I don't know what's worth fighting for Or why i have to scream But now i have some clarity To show you what i mean I don't know how i got this way I'll never be alright So i'm breaking the habit I'm breaking the habit I'm breaking the habit Tonight... |
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
One night me and the crew hit the road on a mission To slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin' Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomless Until we brought Skip O' Pot2mus And Daddy's gonna get some probably underage and dumb And everybody knows that the Daddy eats his young Lupus in the lavatory making a big stink Macing up the toilet seat and pooping in the sink M.S.G.'s tanked up and wizzin' in a cup Waiting for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up Cause I'm the one bottle willy with the 12 Horse Ale After that I get silly like Soupy Sales Now it's midnight and I'm completely boofy blitzed A six of Shlitz and the Jew brew Manischewitz With my beer-tinted glasses I'm ready to bitty battle I'm Hungry Like The Wolf but I'll end up tending cattle Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk (You're pretty when I'm drunk) You're pretty when I'm drunk (You're pretty when I'm drunk) You're pretty when I'm drunk (You're pretty when I'm drunk) You're pretty when I'm drunk (and I'm pretty f***in' drunk) Here she comes, a funky fried cutie Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali is gonna get some booty Cause I'm Mr. McFeelie with a speedy delivery You'd think I was a ditch the way this chick was diggin' me But maybe I should check and see if this is where I wanna be Hey Lupus is she cute? Yea for a pygmie Aw! What do you know? You're probably going home alone And it wouldn't be the first time that I gave a dog a bone Plus beauty, it's only skin deep It's in the eye of the beholder and my beholder's about to tweak I could tap that barrel, in fact I know I can It's a msnags a trois you and me and Heineken Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk (You're pretty when I'm drunk) You're pretty when I'm drunk (You're pretty when I'm drunk) You're pretty when I'm drunk (You're pretty when I'm drunk) You're pretty when I'm drunk (and I'm pretty f***in' drunk) Regrets I've had a few First and foremost I'd like to mention you For the sake of conversation we'll call you the Brand New Heavy Your a mix between an Ugnaut and Eugene Levy You can call it big-boned, I prefer to call it gut You're Buddha you're Shamu you're Jabba the fuckin' Hutt You had harpoon scars and your boobies were hairy I smelt tuna melt but I wasn't gonna worry It was 3 A.M. and I wasn't gettin' squat So I rolled you up in flour and aimed it for the wet spot I was buttering rolls like a soup kitchen Christian Then it hit me something bit me while my little rod was fishin' I was deep sea fishing I took a fat chance But how was i supposed to know that Jabberjaws lived in your pants At that junction I came to realize That only Frank Purdue likes thighs that size Fatty fatty boom ba latty I gotta lament That you were not a girl you were an experiment Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk (You're pretty when I'm drunk) You're pretty when I'm drunk (You're pretty when I'm drunk) You're pretty when I'm drunk (You're pretty when I'm drunk) You're pretty when I'm drunk (and I'm pretty f***in' drunk) |
A Place For My Head
I watch how the Moon sits in the sky / in the dark night Shining with the light from the sun The sun doesn't give / light to the moon assuming The moon’s going to owe it one It makes me think of how you act to me / You do Favors and then rapidly / You just Turn around and start asking me / about Things you want back from me I’m sick of the tension / sick of the hunger Sick of you acting like I owe you this Find another place / to feed your greed While I find a place to rest I want to be in another place I hate when you say you don’t understand (You’ll see it's not meant to be) I want to be in the energy, not with the enemy A place for my head Maybe someday I’ll be just like you / and Step on people like you do and / Run Away the people I thought I knew I remember back then who you were You used to be calm / used to be strong Used to be generous / but you should’ve known / That you’d Wear out your welcome / now you see How quiet it is / all alone / I’m so Sick of the tension / sick of the hunger Sick of you acting like I owe you this Find another place / to feed your greed While / I find a place to rest / I’m so Sick of the tension / sick of the hunger Sick of you acting like I owe you this Find another place / to feed your greed While / I find a place to rest I want to be in another place I hate when you say you don’t understand (You’ll see it's not meant to be) I want to be in the energy, not with the enemy A place for my head You try to take the best of me Go away You try to take the best of me Go away You try to take the best of me Go away You try to take the best of me Go away You try to take the best of me Go away You try to take the best of me Go away You try to take the best of me Go away You try to take the best of me Go away I want to be in another place I hate when you say you don’t understand (You’ll see it's not meant to be) I want to be in the energy, not with the enemy A place for my head Shut...up I’m so sick of the tension / sick of the hunger Sick of you acting like I owe you this Find another place / to feed your greed While I find a place to rest I’m so sick of the tension / sick of the hunger Sick of you acting like I owe you this Find another place / to feed your greed While I find a place to rest |
Crazy Town - Black Cloud
Now people say I’m jinxed. I got some kind of voodoo hex. Life is so complex. There’s no telling what can happen next. Life on the edge, Fuels the sickness in my head. It imbeds the type of thoughts That got a lot of brothers dead. The smarter brother knows To keep his foes close. And I’m the type of brother That’s smarter than most. A cold hearted overdose Of lyrical antidotes. The cure to make sure My karma can’t take me down. Up to the same old tricks. I wonder if I’ll stick around. Is a penny really lucky If you find it on the ground? What’s the problem with this town? I can’t figure it out. My karma’s crashing down In the form of a black cloud. [CHORUS:] I’ve got a little black cloud That follows me. Everywhere I go, It takes over me. [X2] I’m sick. I’ve got a real ill disposition. My intentions are pure But there’s a cure for my condition. My decisions Put me in the wrong positions. Chasing pipe dreams Of fame and recognition. The Epic. Not only a name, A definition. My game remains no matter the pain. I stay the charmer. The Don of Karma. I navigate it like the Dalai Lama I ain’t a saint. But I’ve got Joi de vie And I’m the one to blame If the cloud rains on me. I can’t complain about it Or even let regret Provoke the energy it takes For me to get upset. A bad boy since birth So I can’t forget What goes around Comes around And it ain’t got me yet. I’ve gotten wise in my age And tamed the threat of my rage. I’ve got a lot to learn And I’ve got money to spend. To pretend is reaping more Than sewing ever could mend. [CHORUS] Trade my torches for a dime The pressure’s fading away now Black cloud’s lifted for the light The pressure’s fading away now. A thousand cigarettes Won’t change the way we feel. The pressure’s fading now Can you bare the thought of knowing truth? Knowing truth. I was rapping in the rain, Hoping that my luck would change. And if there’s any truth To all those old sayings. Cuz if I killed a spider, Would my house catch on fire? If I walked under a ladder Would it matter? I tend to laugh When black cats cross my path. Break mirrors in half Just to test the aftermath Now here comes rain. I project my pain. Trying to make sense Of these crazy things. I’m a diamond in the rough. Could I suffer enough? I’m getting high for a living, Not giving a fuck. These hard times got me stuck. Stuck in a jam I’m the monkey on your back And the crack in the dam. Disastrous Took time to master this. And the past Is just a map to capture this. In the darkness. I’m forced to adapt to this. I would change the past If I could have one wish. |
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger - Daft Punk
Work it; make it; do it; makes us. Harder, better, faster, stronger. More than, hour, our, never. Ever, after, work is, over. Work it, make it, do it, makes us. Harder, better, faster, stronger. Work it harder, make it better, do it faster, makes us stronger; more than ever hour after our work is never over. Work it harder, make it better, do it faster, makes us stronger, more than ever hour after our work is never over. (Not part of lyrics - The following 6 lines are sung in various pitches and speeds) Work it harder make it better do it faster makes us stronger more than ever hour after our work is never over. Work it harder make it better do it faster makes us stronger more than ever hour after our work is never over. Work it harder make it better do it faster makes us stronger more than ever hour after our work is never over. Work it harder make it better do it faster makes us stronger more than ever hour after our work is never over. Work it harder make it better do it faster makes us stronger more than ever hour after our work is never over. Work it harder make it better do it faster makes us stronger more than ever hour after our work is never over. Work it harder, make it, do it faster, makes us, more than ever hour after our work is never over. Work it harder, make it, do it faster, makes us, more than ever hour after our work is never over. Work it harder, make it, do it faster, makes us, more than ever hour after our work is never over. Work it harder, make it, do it faster, makes us, more than ever hour after our work is never over. Work it. (Not part of lyrics - The song proceeds to repeat various parts of the song have faded-in and out.) Work it, make it better, do it faster, makes us stronger, more than ever hour after our work is never over. Work it harder, make it, do it faster, makes us, more than ever hour after our work is never over. (Not part of lyrics - The song proceeds to repeat various parts of the song have faded-in and out.) Work it harder... do it faster... more than ever, our work is never over. |
My Immortal - By Evenescence
I'm so tired of being here Supressed by all my childish fears And if you have to leave I wish that you would just leave Cause your presence still lingers here And it won't leave me alone These wounds won't seem to heal This pain is just too real There's just too much that time can not erase When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears When you screamed I'd fight away all of your fears And I held your hand through all of these years But you still have all of me You used to captivate me by your resonating mind Now I'm bound by the life you left behind Your face it haunts my once pleasant dreams Your voice it chased away all the sanity in me These wounds won't seem to heal This pain is just too real There's just too much that time can not erase When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears When you scream I'd fight away all of your fears And I held your hand through all of these years But you still have all of me I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone But though you're still with me I've been alone all along When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears When you screamed I'd fight away all of your fears I held your hand through all of these years But you still have all of me |
LP fans of the world with poor spelling skilz... untie!
Easier to Run - Linkin Park [Chorus] It’s easier to run Replacing this pain with something more It’s so much easier to go Than face all this pain here all alone Something has been taken from deep inside of me The secret I’ve kept locked away no one can ever see Wounds so deep they never show they never go away Like moving pictures in my head for years and years they’ve played (If I could change I would take back the pain I would) (Retrace every wrong move that I made I would) (If I could stand up and take the blame I would) (If I could take all the shame to the grave I would) (If I could change I would take back the pain I would) (Retrace every wrong move that I made I would) (If I could stand up and take the blame I would) (I would take all my shame to the grave) [Chorus] It’s easier to run Replacing this pain with something more It’s so much easier to go Than face all this pain here all alone Sometimes I remember the darkness of my past Bringing back these memories I wish I didn’t have Sometimes I think of letting go and never looking back And never moving forward so there’d never be a path (If I could change I would take back the pain I would) (Retrace every wrong move that I made I would) (If I could stand up and take the blame I would) (If I could take all the shame to the grave I would) (If I could change I would take back the pain I would) (Retrace every wrong move that I made I would) (If I could stand up and take the blame I would) (I would take all my shame to the grave) Just watching in the sun All of my helplessness inside Pretending I don’t feel misplaced It’s so much simpler to change [Chorus] It’s easier to run Replacing this pain with something more It’s so much easier to go Than face all this pain here all alone It’s easier to run (If I could change I would take back the pain I would) (Retrace every wrong move that I made) It’s easier to go (If I could change I would take back the pain I would) (Retrace every wrong move that I made I would) (If I could stand up and take the blame I would) (I would take all my shame to the grave) |
Pandas by Corky and the Juicepigs
White and Black! The friendly bears of China! White and Black! They rarely reproduce.... What shall be done about these Chinese bears...? What shall be done about, these friendly bears? DIE THEY MUST DIE! THE PANDAS MUST DIE!! DIE THEY MUST DIE! THE PANDAS MUST DIE!! (Yaaaayyyyyyy...) Why should we save them? What good do they do? Have you ever seen a panda do something good for you? They can't wear T-shirts. they can't bounce basket balls. They can't walk tightropes over niagra falls... DIE THEY MUST DIE! THE PANDAS MUST DIE!! DIE THEY MUST DIE! THE PANDAS MUST DIE!! (Get up, Get up, Get up, Get up, Get up, Get up... You fat bastards!) All endangered species, leave endangered feces, If you knew how bad they smelt, you would gladly take the belt. If we killed them all, we could have more parking lots, We could have small couches, made of little ocelots. DIE THEY MUST DIE! THE PANDAS MUST DIE!! DIE THEY MUST DIE! THE PANDAS MUST DIE!!!! |
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