Meister is a busy man/ The dead topic repository is cool
 

I sometimes cruise through the dead topic repository, for kicks you know, and I've discovered that recently most of the closed threads are the work of Meister. No offense to Meister, seeing as he is a mod and can ban me, but has anyone else noticed this, or am I the only one insane enough to swim around in the dead topic repository? Honestly its a cool place, like a thrift shop, you never know what your gonna find and when you find it its always cheap. Huzzah! :)

It's true; we all say Shiney is the Close/ban whore becuase he makes it so flashy, and fucks with everyone's head. Meister, on the other hand, whips in and goes, "closing due to MAGIC!" and it's done. he never plays games with it; he either closes it or doesn't. it is an interesting thing to note... why not try and find something shiney didn't close with any who-zah at all?

here is actually the pattern i see for the "mod jobs":

-rai rai mostly posts(i havent seen here ban anyone so far)
-mashishoren mostly posts and sometimes bans
-shiney does the whole BAM!ZOOM!KABOOM! thing when banning and sometimes posts
-meister pretty much does a little bit of it all. he posts, bans, and gives advice and stuff
-kurosen pretty much overlooks the forum and sometimes posts in NPF/nuklear age related threads

NOTE:those are my assumptions and hopefully the mods feel ok with them. if not then...*gulp* *screech* *sprint away!*

yah, and the dead topic repository is kinda like a gold mine! its like a historical gold mine! there are so many threads to look at! i admit there must be two or three of my "treasures" hidden in there somewhere when i was nuttin but a noob. *tear* oh, the memories! *tear*

http://www.nuklearforums.com/showth...408#post287408

And a tragic ban it was...

I didn't intend to bring all these mod judgements (Pleas forgive me masters), but yeah, Meister's an Uber-Ninja when it comes to closing stuff and banning. He's like: *POOF* *BAN* *POOF* done, the guy's a stealthy beast.

I like the dead topic repositroy, because of all the wierd stuff that gets thrown out with them. I mean, if you ever need a joke, The repository is the place to go. Not to mention once a thread enters the realm of the dead, everyone promptly forgets what occured within it, including any prime comedic material.

Apparently I'm even more stealthy. I get no recognition for my work... which is probably because I don't really do much... I'm such a slack-bitch.

slackers are cool too, but Meister'sa ninja. Ninjas beat slackers, sorry Krylo. This could be the theme for a comic...

In a fight, sure. I mean... slackers are only trained in one combat style, which is the infamous I-am-too-lazy-to-actually-fight-back-fu, while ninja are trained in various forms of martial arts and weapon skills as well as stealth and assassination.

Slackers are obviously cooler, though.

How? Simple. I'm a slacker and Meister is, apparently, some sort of german ninja... thing.

The defense rests.

I'm so a slacker. My secret superhero identity, however... that's quite something else.

Who in his spare time plots to kidnap poor innocent forumites, ie Muave mage, and somtimes me..., so that one day... HE MAY RULE THE WORLD OF MS PIANT! MUHUHAHAHAHAAHHAHHHHH!!!!
<3 Meister!