phil_mike, there was a problem with the link: they don't seem to want to give out 2003 version, and every DL link to the 2000 version is faulty. Anyone who knows of a place recently available, PMs are welcome (to prevent mods from saying that this falls under the OMG h4x rule, though I guess I'd be out already...).

Osterbaum, I wanted to suggest an NPC who's name always chaged but who would never chage location. The name would be that of the current n00b at different stages of the game. You know what I mean, the guys who come in to the forums, post a few (often good) remarks, then misteriously never show up again.

could i be in the game?? im not quite sure what i would show up as.. but anyway, i think i could help you out on some of the dialogue and weird accents/personalities and other things..

Ah yes, your response about Spanish from Spain should've tipped me off to it being the vosotros form. Ah well, I never use vosotros, just Uds.

Oster, remember what it says on our profile:
http://www.nuklearforums.com/image....ine=1117086842
(since it isn't displaying, it says "Phil is blue, Mike is orange")

So if we're switching, could you find a way to change our colors, depending on who's in charge? Kinda like Launch from Dragonball. After typing that, I thought, "What will be the mode of our switching?" Will we just randomly switch and have conversations like Gollum and Sméagol? Will a dimensional rift or mental disease be involved?

I think it woudl be funnier if I just let people try and figure out who is talking. Everything isn't thought out yet though so things might change.

I should be a villain or something, nobody would ever see it coming. Hehe.

But really, if you need any help, I might be able to. I'm notextremely familiar ith RPGmaker2003, but I have used it before (and I'm pretty well versed in RPGmaker2002) I could help make little things like a game clock so you can see how long you've been playing. (I always love those things)

So...much I can do for this little project? I have RM2k3 now, so I can see how little it comes with in terms of monsters, animations, and most especially battle sprites.

What programs would be best for making the battle sprites or weapon animations? If it's not too complex, I could probably do it. If not, I can sit down with Paint and make sprite sheets/monsters. :P

bah! rpgm2k3 has dissapeared off of my harddrive, so I am afraid to say that I cant be of much help. so sorry.

I wanna be a random creature in the game.

If Shiney is to be a villain, and a close-to-final boss, then I should be a member of the party. There should be a quest later on in the game where the party travels outside of the known lands of the forums, to the strange outland of the chat room, to seek assistance. After proving yourselves by deciphering what the hell DarthZeth and JoeCB say, and defeating the bots, I shall join.

I'll always refer to shiney as Zel. And it's hinted that I share some mysterious past with him.

Weapons I use are fencing foils and epees, and my skills are based off of my strange IRCing habits. And my commands should have the standard IRC / before them.... like /fight

Some special skill suggestions:

/fire - various fire based attacks....
*BrvFencer sets your pants on fire!

/slap - Random attack targeting a single foe. Randomly chooses an item, and slaps the enemy with it, causing various effects and levels of damage.
*Shinryuu slaps you with a pair of pants! You feel suddenly woozy.
*BFMMCC slaps you with Shu! You fall over.

/taunt - Command that has a chance of causing confusion, or will draw all enemy attacks towards BraveFencer Shinryuu. Works against a single foe.
*BraveFncr taunts you with an old shoe. You are very confused by this.

/op - Greatly weakened IRC op powers, left over from his time as an op in the chatroom. Instant death, silence, or temporary removal attacks with a random chance of success. Works against a randomly selected foe, very rarely it targets all enemies.

My services as an old-schooled forumer from the EZBoard days (I'll talk about the great war against the pop-up-ites) and a chatroom member since it's creation should be an asset to the party, party member or not.

Stats:
HP - High (5)
MP - Low (1)
Str. - Moderate~High (4) (offset by relatively weak weapons)
Agility/Speed - Very High (6) (Fencing requires one to be very quick)
Magic - Low (1)
Defense - Moderate (3)
M. Defense - Low~Moderate (2)

Wears only light armors. Because of his fencing ability, he is perhaps the fastest attacker in the game, just behind the possible thief and bard characters.

Special Accesory possibilities:

Amulet of pantsme - Relic of one of the great nusances of the halls of #8-Bit.Theater. Expands the range of /taunt from a single enemy to all enemies.

Soul of Efnet - Contains the powers of all the denizens of the mythical land. Strengthens the effects of /slap.

Flamer's Chatlogs - Documents the ultimate flaming techniques. Combines /fire and /taunt to create /flame (fire based attacks with the added chance of causing confusion or drawing all attacks towards Bravefencer).
*BrvFencer flames all enemies with the molten wrath of the republican party! All enemies become very confused!
*Shinryuu flames all enemies with a Linux Superiority rant! All enemies become enraged, charging Shinryuu!

Edit: Updated with basic stat levels and armor info. Added possible character-specific accesory ideas. Updated the attacks a little.

Edit Edit: I understand you probably won't be able to put in the command descriptions without wasting a lot of time, so don't worry about it, but damn, wouldn't it be cool?

Wow. That was the most covering character discription yet. A hint for you others to make one like it.

Your ideas have been taken in to consideration. And all of you who want to help me, just PM me.