"I'm Right here, Father!!!" Sara exclaimed loudly:"You really did forget me, didn't you?"

"Huh? Who are you?"

"Do we have to go through this every time? I might just as well as go away and concure the neibourghing kingdoms. Okay, I'm leaving. I'll get kidnapped again or something." Evil princess Sara said and leaved the castle slamming the doors. And killing the guards.

OOC: Tomorrow she will return.

"Have a fun time on safari then, sweetest!"

I'd like to join in this it's pretty funny.
I'll take Red Mage and I'll be helping Sara rather than the light warriors.

*Run to catch up w/ Sara
How do you you put up with that king he can't have a leadership score more than 6. Now that I think about it you're the only other one who seems to have any insight into the wisdom of the great DM. If we work together we could take over this campaign world! Do we have a deal princess(rolls an INT check and fails)ummm...princess...Stan!

*Meanwhile WM chases BM around with the hammer for the usual reasons

Garland just happened to wake up, with only a blabbering Steve (I invented swords you know), Fighter (You...are my Sword Bearing Guard), and various mallet shaped holes in the walls and floors.

He blinked, then got up to make cookies. Everything was answered by cookies.

"I wonder why White Mage is trying to hit Black Mage with a hammer... Is it because Black Mage is a nail who does not fit? No..."

"Finaly some apreciation. Now go fetch my coat or something, redmage" Sara replied quite quikly:"And my packed lugage from underneeth my bed. Wel cocer Provatia first, Then using my brain and you obvious lack of carrying power, we will concer Elfland! MWHAHHAHHAA!" Sara finished her sentance with manical laughter.

By the way, I'm not Stan. Im Sara.

I knew that but I had to pretend that I didn't. You see when I was recalling your name I made an intelligence check...and well...failed. So I had to pretend I didn't know your name. I'll be right back I know somebody dumb and strong enogh to carry the luggage for us.
*RM enters the castle and finds Fighter.
RM:Hi fighter! Want to know the way to the most powerful sword this side of the prime meridian?
Fig: I like swords! Where can I find this find sword?
RM: Well I have a favor to ask first. You see Princess Sara is moving and can't possibly carry her stuff alone and I knew you'd be the best for the job(rolls bluff check and succeds!) After you get all her belonging to wherever it is she wants them I'll give you this treasure map
*Holds out a scroll with a black X in the middle
Fig: Allright! I'll have that sword for practically free!
Both:Hehehe sucker! Huh? What do you mean sucker?! I didn't say you were a sucker.

Fighter carries all of Sara's stuff to wherever our Base of Operations shall be probably Garlands old castle. Then returns to Corneria with his "treasure map" and being chased by Imps

OOC- I'm back