Brian Clevinger Action Figure!
 

Just kidding... it actually has no actions whatsoever!

I wonder if seeing Brian in that of all figures is the ultimate sign of internet geekdom. If so, count me in. It's totally him and he should sue.

Dare I ask about the blue object in his right hand? *whimper*

It's his +4 rod of divine might. he's supposed to deliver it to the princess.

Adittionally, Brian would have made for a better Anakin.

Actually, anyone would have made a better Anakin. The creepy mole person who goes through the dumpsters outside my apartment would have made a better Anakin.

Awesome!

Yes, Brian would have made a better Anakin. Heck, my mom would have made a better Anakin.

Maybe instead of delivering the +4 rod of divine might, he'd keep its +4 divine powers to himself. Then he could rule the world! Which probably wouldn't be too bad. Maybe.

...I REALLY hope that was intended to make us think dirty thoughts. >_<

Knowing Nikki, that was unintended. But that makes it even more funny. It's like one of those times that someone says something funny and doesn't know why everyone is laughing.

I concur that Brian looks like that non-action figure.

Yay! My post is on topic! In Off Topic!

Heh, where'd you get it, Mr. S? I wonder if I could do a "palette swap"-style repaint of one to make it even more Brian-y.

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No, that's just his Anti-Hurricane/Bellsouth beatdown stick. He's being prepared this season.