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Q. Why did Black Mage torch the forest?

A. To roast some wild boar.

Q. Why is fighter so... special?

A: Because he loved to practice the 'Ram' style Vargus technique as a small child.

Q: What is BM's relation to Vivi?

A: His brother's sister's mother's uncle's cousin's former roommate.

Q: Where does the Elve's hatred for the Dwarves stem from?

A:The dwarves all have napolean complexes and take it out on the elves.

Q: Red Mage:: bisexual, gay, or strait crossdresser?

A: The neck under their ugly elfish heads.

Q: I love swords.

A: Dwarves can reach the bottom shelf
Q: what is the "deal" with Red Mage

A. Red Mage, AKA Ryan Sosa, is a mild mannered RPer who writes a column for 8Bit Theatre. That's the deal.

Q. If Black Mage were a Mongoose, and Fighter was a Snake, what colour would Red Mage's Hat turn under a full moon?

A. It would turn into a pineapple

Q. How many swords could a swordchuck chuck, if a swordchuck could chuck swords.

A. Precisely 27.3 on a good day.

Q. Why did princess sara throw out the banana peel?