Episode 568: ELVES ARE DICKS!
 

Discuss or die, can you do any less! Also, apologies for the late thread post. I was BF2-ing it up.

I love that "secret's safe with me" bit. It's like a horrible failure of an imitation of the Thief whisper, only it doesn't matter.

Hehehe... Poor Red Mage. Damn those cool kids! Damn them, I say!

Now comes the question of whether Thief was captured by dragon-people or left on his own. (I also wonder, since the elves don't believe in the dragon empire, maybe the dragons don't believe in the elf empire! That would be hilarious.)

Urge to make new comic thread lowering...

'Tis the time for Capt.Hadoken to toot his horn in your faces.

Before anyone says any hadoken related comments:
Hadoken List
Episode 007: Kamehameha!... or something
Episode 108: Garland Just Don't Get It
Episode 229: Blast Off
Episode 359: Flawless Victories
Episode 430: Very Long Range
Episode 489: Oh, That Black Mage of Ours
Episode 504: Tis a Good Question
Episode 544: Taking Aim

The hadoken has been used recently in intervals of 59(430-489), 15(489-504), 40(504-544). It's been 22 comics since the last Hadoken. Disregarding the 15, the chance of a Hadoken happening isn't in your favor so shush.

We won't be needing this list so much in these topics as we'll be needing an evolving sticky stating that list over and over in our minds.

Are you offering?

Correction: Elves are NEEDLE-Dicks. Alright? Mmyes, their pointy ears are needley.

Wouldn't it be cool if Red Mage got a make over, for like one episode so he could be cool and own the whole damn comic himself for ONE episode?.. Maybe not, I'd rather have fighter do that then again a brain is vital for this so, fighter would be ... impossible.

Somehow, I believe that when RM was a kid, he was probably bullied by "cool kids". And I wouldn't be surprised, if he keeps explaining complicated and non-existent physics.

Really? I thought his ability to ... *Ahem* switch his stats around would make him the bully. ex. max his strength and put all his skill points into "pummel senseless until the kid gives you his lunch money" skill.

EDIT: Oh yeah, great comic B!

Maybe he started switching his stats *because* he got bullied...