EPS and Twinkin' Out
 

Are the columns still active? By which I mean, would they post another column if people still sent in e-mail questions?

From what I understand: Red Mage's real life caught up with him, indefinately postponed/cancelled.

EPS: That's one of our mods, and she...well, I'm not entirely sure, but they're not being done anymore either.

this has been asked countless times. And each time the answer is the same (what DD said). If you ever have a question about the forums or Nuklear Power in general, odds are it has already been asked and answered and currently residing in the Dead topic repository. Thats why Shiney created it with his infinite wisdom. Try using the Search tool when searching for whatever it may be youre searching for.

BTW: Welcome to the Forums. Hope to see you around and Enjoy your stay. :cool:

I would rather be forced to tear my own arm off and beat myself to death with it than ever do another EPS column. The possibility exists that one day I'll trip over a curb and subsequently suffer just enough brain damage to change my mind, and it's more than zero, but not by a whole awful lot.

If we've any luck, perhaps someday some other guy'll do his own column.

Ooh, maybe a column with Garland, where he could teach us all how to make the perfect cake using any sort of cake mix (see, the secret is to mix the liquids first and then slowly add the solids. Stirring/blending as you go, making sure the mix is as well blended as possible.) Or maybe he could tell us how to write spam letters about computer viruses that couldn't possibly exist (If you get an e-mail with the subject "Go Mama!" on a Tuesday, you're computer will explode in a nuclear fireball! Believe me, I know!) Or you could just consistently insult him and have him respond with 'Ouch, that's harsh' and 'Oh poots on you!'.

Wouldn't that be fun? Eh... I think we've had enough fun with columns, move along people there's nothing to see. Nothing to see.

(Although, technically we're supposed to have a semi-regular update regarding other on-line comics, but that never quite took off.)

SWK

Yeah well... ¬_¬

It'll come back.

So a Garland column would basically be Martha Stewart meets Final Fantasy?

Well, I wouldn't go *THAT* far, as Martha gave out semi-decent advice. Garland... Eh, not-so-much.

I mean Cat-Coffee posters? That does not rank up there with tastefull redecorations. Although, I suppose you could always turn to the G-Meister for a good chat about Golden Girls. I've always wondered why Sophia didn't come down with the Flu in episode 23, and wouldn't mind hearing his insight into the matter...

Uhm... Crap.

SWK
- And for the record, I know next to nothing of Golden Girls I just pulled up an episode guide for all my 'detailed' information. In fact, I'm not even certain that Sophia didn't catch the Flu.

I think character themed columns are on the out for nuklearpower.com. What we need is more fleshed out articles, humorous in nature, of course, by people who are not posing as other characters.

Also, Sosa unable to write a column because his life caught up to him? It's not as if it's a full-length novel, it's a s,mall column, easily enough done in ones spare time. Sosa's just being an extremely lazy ass. That's all.