Crazy, whacked-out, improbable predictions!
 

I was thinking, as I am wont to do. What could lie ahead for our "heroes" in our beloved 8-Bit Theater? Will Black Mage and White Mage made ever get it on? (Unlikey) Will Fighter finally cause Red Mage's skull to collapse on itself? (More likely than the previous.)

So, now onto my flimsy prediction: I think Black Mage will kill everybody, except for Fighter, whom he will have a final showdown with. (Think about the infamous comic 434. It is my belief this shows the way people have and/or will die at the hands of Black Mage.

So, what are your predictions for the future? (Please note, this is for speculation only, not for discussing the newest comic.)

I belive that the final battle will be betwen whithe mage and BM, somehow one of them will obtain the powers of chaos and the other one is going to resort to theirs supreme powers (godhod or hell's former ownership) and thus be involved in a battle that will end with history and the universe itself, and then the 434 will hapen and 8bit theatre will end......
that or fighter will get the shiniest of the swords that creates gil with each slash and thief won't be able to get it because the original ligth warrior contract protects figther's favorites swords from him

I'm actually more willing to bet that everyone's death will be White Mage's doing. It's all her fault, after all.

Well, look at that middle slab of a panel. It's got (gasp) WHITE MAGE'S ROBE PATTERN!!!!!

Or it's a circus tent design. In which case, the yellow radial gradient text-over in said "infamous" comic... Yeah, they belong to a clown, one of which has suffered numerous times over. He's also an orphan, y`know.

What?

black belt will be reborn somehow.

The true light warriors will find the cold fusion reactor in the ice cave and use the space helicopter to destroy the usurpers with the arsenal of heaven, ending 8-Bit in an arbitrary fashion that will enrage fans everywhere.

Are these improbable predictions or just things that quite literally never will happen? Cause Black Belt is never coming back. And if these are things that will never happen, it's little more than spam.

I'm aiming for improbable. Everyone knows that Black Belt won't come back.

Okay, good. Then anyone else who posts in this topic, keep that in mind. This shall not be used for moron zany impossible things, but for that which is unlikely to happen. All abuse will be considered a personal affront to Carnivore and myself, and will be met with excruciating pain!

The "mysterious" voice in 434 matches uber king-of-hell-BM's voice exactly. The red gradient boxes are most likely fighter. WM's involvement is both debatable and difficult to explain; if she's involved, I think someone killed her due to the blood spots on what appears to be her robes.

(I registered just to point this out, thus I hope I don't now look foolish)

Re-reading it, I think that El Mysterio is BM (possibly infused with Chaos - explains the hell king text boxes) and Fighter before a climactic final battle between them. (sure, this has been said before, but I "discovered" this theory on my own) There, Fighter seems to have come into his "hidden" intelligence, no longer acting like a moron (whether he is one or not) I wouldn't be surprised if ALL of this was carefully orchestrated by Fighter in a plan to defeat Chaos.

Of course, I wouldn't be surprised if Brian ended it with Chaos brutally murdering everyone, either.