You kill me/I kill you/He kills me/I kill him/and so on (God-mod...ok)
 

I know some people wish to god-mod, and if they do they get yelled at, so here, its ok...just let it all out, don't taint the other threads....but, there are rules...

1. Your guy/gal/thing has to of kill someone (Yourself is ok to kill) or roleplay doesn't count.

2. You can come back after your killed to kill again and again and again (just don't double post)

3. You cant use the way you killed the person in a row (Once you shoot someone with your shotgun you cant use it again until you kill someone a different way.)

4. Everyone dies, No "I had my anti-plasma suit on" crap. (Becuase lets face it, your gunna come back anyway...)

I'll start out...
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A dude walks into a room brandishing a uber-death weapon.

A wildly yelling ninja comes flying out of nowhere and cuts, chops, and ju-li-aaaaanne fries the dude.

A gravyboat appears out of nowhere and embeds itself in the skull of the ninja, then disappears in a shower of pink confetti and paperclips.

An elf appears not long afterwards, and asks if anyone has seen his gravyboat.

"I have!" Says the box of juliane dude in front of the elf. The elf foolishy ate it, then suffered an eternal death, because elves can't die-ish...

A sentient rocks accidentally lands on the dude.

Then farted on the dead guy and said, "Whoops. Did I do that?"

A vorpal bunny leaps at the rocks, swallows them, and is promptly destroyed from orbit by an ion cannon.

Suddenly, the Uber Mech of L33Tness shows up and stomps them all. The pilot lifts the foot, then wipes the slimy mess off on a nearby tree.

Then Treebeard, hes like an Ent ok, he TOTALLY comes and is all like, "Dude, thats my tree", but the Uber Mech, hes all "Yeah, well Im wipin my foot anyway", and Treebeard gets all pissed, so hes totally goin "Yar" yeah man! he said Yar!, but then he goes like even all madder-er, and he TOTALLY BURSTS INTO FLAMES, then the Uber Mechs all "Oh Crapzors" but Treebeards all firey and TOTALLY fires his ass.

All true man, all true.

Joe Teutonic Knight takes his greatsword and hacks Treebeard into firewood before opening his helmet and saying that he likes swords.

A little cute and absolutely adorable gerbil wanders up.

The knight screams, and runs off a cliff.