*And Raiden is born again, and with a large ball of lighting, he obliterates all of the dinosaurs, leaving only the chickens living.*

And so begins a race of super-chickens!

After Raiden returns from his long absence and re-creates the universe, something comes out of the blackness. It is... Alien Robo-Geezer, with alien time-shift protection and karate chop action! Robo-Geezer goes up to Raiden and says, "Bah, shows what you know youngster. There was an egg where that chicken was a second ago, you just missed the transformation. Youngsters these days, never paying attention when their elders tell them to pay attention." Then Alien Robo-Geezer proceeds to pull out a nuclear bomb from no where, activate it, leave it next to Raiden, and teleport away. The ensuing blast annhialates Raiden and the super-chickens. Robo-Geezer says, "Hmph, super chickens, no were near as scary as cyber turkeys let me tell you, why one time..."

And then, a gaint joint appears before the old man, forcing him to smoke it. Then the old man is addicated, and starts using all sorts of drugs, and then he dies due to those he craved so much.

And Raiden reappears in a large explosion of electricity.

"Jeez. Being blown apart with a nuke hurts. Gotta stop doin' that."

The Cybernetic Anti-Pope appears in a blaze of unholy energy, and using his Seraph Slayer 3000, slashes Raiden into a million million pieces, then shunts them into a higher dimension where they will be eaten by cyber-ants.

Batmantis is reborn this time with robot parts. He uses these robot parts to take over france, and start a nuklear war. Killing all non robotic life on earth.

Rewindo Man rewinds time, then traps Batmantis into an eternal taping of Gigli, driving him forever and ever insane, times infinity.

France, confused as to current events, accidently declares war on itself.*

*And lost...

"Eeeexcellent, Batmantis, you have purged the world of Mirco$oft!"

The Anti-Pope raises an army of vampire chicks to conquer what remains of the world.

God walks into the room and summons the uber-twinkish hulking hurler which then throws a big lead ball at the anti-pope causing 4937 hp of damage. Twice.
Splat.
Splat.

Anti-Pope teleports next to God and activates an affinity field along with a contingent resurrection, ensuring God dies with him, but Anti-Pope is resurrected. Hulking Hurler gets its penaut mind ripped out through its nostril and flushed down a nearby toilet.