Robo-Geezer begins a rant so powerful and long, the miniture people on the "It's a Small World" ride are reduced to smoking rubble, and the sound speakers playing the music are blown up.

Raiden begins to glow with rage.

"I've had enough of you Robo-Geezer! I know one thing that can stop old people!"

The earth begins to shake, and a large form is pulled up from the ground. It's a Country Buffet.

"No old person can escape the hold of Country Buffet!"

"Country Buffet? Whoo-hoo, I'm starved!" Robo-Geezer proceeds to charge into the Country Buffet to get some food.

Raiden locks the door after he enters in, and pulls something out of his pocket.

"The Ultimate Robo-Geezer Destroyer 4000 version 3.0. Guaranteed to get rid of any annoying robotic old people that are bothering you."

Raiden smiles evilly as he tosses the bomb down the chimney, and the entire Country Buffet is atomized.

And then a monkey from Super Monker Ball comes out of nowhere and shoves 50 Billion bananas down Raiden's throat, chocking him to death.

(I wish a mod would come in here and go "And then ______ shoves a gaint lock threw everyone, then closes it, killing them all")

Then that monkey is killed by 200 other monkies throwing their shit at him.

(OOC: Party-pooper.)

Raiden doesn't choke, since he's a god and he doesn't need to breathe.

"Come, my chicken brethren! Defend me!" Thousands of chickens appear with large guns and egg bombs. They attack the monkeys, and thus starting the 100-year war between the chickens and monkeys.

(You could just start another thread, but that would be a great ending since the mod can actually win)

Then a bunch of black people appear and see the chickens. "KFC!" They scream, then attack the chickens, eating them all.

And then the Dark Lord Sauron uses the One Ring to give all the chickens the One Dental Plan to Rule Them All, thus causeing the monkeys to bite the black peopleto death using their new dentures.

"This thread will never die!!!" A new man says, running into Sauron and nocking him into Mt Doom.