Wayne the Goblin then pushes the new guy into Mt. Doom after him.

Gimli pushes Wayne in, all the while muttering "I'm the only comic relief around these parts..."

Then Lenard Nimoy shows up and pushes Gimli in.

Then Kahn sets his phaser to 'Totally-Kick-Ass' and shoots Spock in the back.

Then the Enterprise shoots a barrage of Proton Torpedoes and blows up Mt. Doom, including Kahn.

Then Darth Vader orders the Death Star to power up the ultimate laser to full power, then destroys every molecule of Star Trek.

" ...then destroys every molecule of Star Trek."

And there was much rejoicing.

Then a plucky band of rebels sent a squadron of starfighters and blew up the Death Star.

And then Obi Wan Shinobi pulls an ultimate Lightsaber-ninjitsu-HODOKEN! attack, obliderating all the rebels.

And Raiden simply watches.

"Foolish Mortals. Continue to fight eachother for my amusement."

stab Raiden in the back.

"Foolish Immortal, you are OUR amusement...or something, your dead anyway, thats what matters."