Raiden turns around as the knife is still in his back.

"Yes, I AM immortal! Hence, I can't die. And thanks for the weapon!"

Raiden pulls the knife from his back, and it begins to glow with electricity. He then tosses the knife, and it spirals into BM's chest. He then blows up.

"God, I love being a Thunder God!"

I return as ectoplasmic poltergeist, holding the elctrified knife.

"HA, even the immortals are subjecct to RULES, and you broke number 4, so, YOU LOSE YOUR IMMORTALITY!" I scream, then throw the knife and Raiden blows into a grillion pieces.

"Aww damn."

Rule Number 3....

Raiden becomes whole again.

"What are you talking about. I'm a Thunder God! I helped to MAKE the rules! And hence, I can change them!"

Raiden snaps his fingers. A swirling vortex of nothingness appears around BM, and sucks him in. BM is then banished to limbo.

Raiden is smashed across the face by a giant keen vorpal trout +5 of bashing, then before he can react, Lycan-Vampire Pope dashes behind him and pounds him to the ground with an adamant aardvark.

As Raiden gets up and hits Lycan-Vampire-Orochi Pope, the screen turns black and three giant slashes are seen. When there is lgiht again Raiden is lying on
the ground, ripped apart by the roaring Lycan-Vampire-Orochi Pope.

In the smoking crater that was once Country Buffet, figure gets up, revealing the figure of Robo-Geezer. One robotic hand survived the destruction, and using his super robotic patience, he rebuilt himself molecule by molecule, until he returned!

Robo-Geezer leaps out of the crater and lands directly on the chopped up form of Raiden, smashing it paper thin. "Bah, take that you young punk! Why in my day, we didn't do any of this geezer busting whoo-ha! No sir, when old people in my day went to Country Buffet, it was well stocked and they weren't atomized. And you," Robo-Geezer points at Lycan-Vampire-Orochi Pope, "Have more lives then a box full of genetically altered super cats!" Then his arm turns to a cannon that shoots firey Country Kitchen pancakes through the undead, mutant pope, and soon Lycan-Vampire-Orochi Pope is turned to a pile of ashes.

"Hmph, tought you youngsters some respect. Now where is my sammich, I feel like I've just rebuilt myself molecule by molecule with only one hand!"

The ashes blew away on the wind... and they swirl into a roiling cloud, out of which steps Shin Pope! SHin Pope looks like the normal Pope, exept for very elaborate leg armor, and he proceeds to kick Robo-Geezer inteo next week.

"BAH! The Pope is invincible! I am the bishop of battle! Mwahahahaha!"

My toungue is recovered from my brutal death by Milo, who clones me, and adds super God-Killing rockets and a Uber-Super-Deuper-Kazow-Pow-Pope-Killer Toenails.

i destroy Shin pope, and blow away Raiden, then trap him into one of those little square things that they put the Kryptons in at the begining and end of Superman 2 (maybe 3?) and throw him into a sun for eternity and a day.

Mitten pope walks out. It's the pope, wearing fuzzy pink mittes, and slaps BM.

BM spontaneously self combusts.

SUperSaiyan's mitten Pope is suddenly torn apart, and Cyber Violent Pope emerges from his gruesome remains.

"THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE, MEATBAG!"

A million meatbags fall down on the Pope.

"Apparently there are more than one meatbags...wait a sec, how am I alive again?"