The Pop gets in his Popemobile, busts out a SAM launcher, and downs the helicopter. When the old man staggers out on fire, the Pope runs him over and reverses over him repeatedly.

The ninja kills the pope with mind bullets. Then flies away.

Driving the helicopter is the old man's senile old wife. "You old coot! Why didn't you get me that milk I told you to pick up from the store!" She comes from the cockpit to yell at him, leaving it pilotless, just before the front end explodes.... and hurdles into the side of a mountain.

The ninja rescues the senile wife and uses his ninja powers to convert her to ninjitsu and make her 18 again.

Even after being saved by him, the now 18 year old ninja girl gets pissed and just walks out on him, not wanting to serve as some sex slave for his ninjia army. "Nyah. Men.. can't stand 'em"

The ninja decides he doesn't like rejection and flips out. killing the ninja girl.

so filled with rage is the ninja, that he totaly kicks in his own face and explodes. he was that hard-core of a ninja.

The old man stumbles out of the helicopter wreckage to reveal he is... Robo Old Man! He pulls a machine gun off of the helicopter, then proceeds to blast everyone in sight. "Targets destroyed, rambling shall commence. You know, back in my day, helicopters were built a lot better. Why one time..."

The Pope rises from the ashes and the fake skin peels off his face. he is... the POPINATOR!!!.

"Hasta la vista, baby!"

Old man gets blown away by a grenade through the chest.

Robo-Geezer gets up, with a massive dent in his chest and sparks coming out. "Popinater confirmed, engaging target." One arm turns into a massive laser cannon, and shoots a massive laser that slices the Popinater in half. "Popinater has been eliminated. Hah, he went down easy, why back in MY day, it would at least have taken a tank, an airstrike, an orbital laser, and an ice cream scooper to take down a homacidal robotic pope!"