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Squishy Cheeks 12-31-2003 11:29 PM

Batmantis returns this time armed with a flame thrower. "Mrahahahahahaha. I love the smell of barbaque. Mrahahahahahaha." He burns the pope alive and eats the results. "Mrahahahahahaha. Tastes like chicken."

Dante 12-31-2003 11:31 PM

"The Popes of todaya re hardier than those of your time, Old Robot!"

The severed torso reattaches itself liquid metal style, then the P-1000 shapoes a massive baseball bat and slams RoboGeezer into orbit.

"HOME RUN! ALL HAIL THE POPE!"

Forever Zero 12-31-2003 11:46 PM

As Robo-Geezer drifted in orbit, he contemplates ancients rants that will help his situation. He remembers one, and activates foot boosters to boost him to the moon. Using his super enhanced robo boosters, he pushes the moon in to the earth at the exact location of the Popinater and Batmantis, annhialating both them and the earth in one cataclysmic blast. "Objective achived, targets destroyed. Now see, THAT was a climactic finish to the battle, none of this new kiddy stuff with guns and explosives. Why in MY day, all battles ended that climactically, then for some reason after about a week, the earth returned and everything was back to normal, can't remember why. Funny story though, cause one time..."

Dante 12-31-2003 11:50 PM

"One time, the Pope came to kick yo' ass!"

The P-X sticks its mega cannon (think Vash's Angel Arm) int Robo-Geezer's face and blasts its scraggly ass into the sun.

"Stick that in your mouth and smoke it!"

Squishy Cheeks 12-31-2003 11:50 PM

With the last of his strength Batmantis launched Geezer seeking missles and blew robo old man to bits

BMHadoken 01-01-2004 12:29 AM

A trillion billion grillion cazixokillion years passed, and the world started anew...except for a cockroach, who quickly rose to power among the primates...

Forever Zero 01-01-2004 12:38 AM

A trillion billion grillion cazixokillion years after the epic battle that destroyed the world, a passing alien ship notices some odd space debris in orbit of the systems sun. It picks up the debris, and realizes it was once a machine. Soon they rebuild the robot, with some new alien modifications. The robot, on activation, uses it's equipment and blows out of the ship, heading straight for the new earth. Robo-Geezer lives again!

:rmage: DUN DUN DUN!

IHateMakingNames 01-01-2004 12:39 AM

Then time reverses itself, all the way to before the begining of the universe, so there is nothing...

Raiden 01-01-2004 12:42 AM

And out of the nothingness appears Raiden, the Thunder God!

*looks around.*

Jeez, nothing is boring.

*creates the universe.*

There we go!

*sees a chicken walk by.*

So the chicken came before the egg! How interesting!

IHateMakingNames 01-01-2004 12:44 AM

Then Raiden dies, since a god was wrong. The egg came first... Dinosaurs eggs were there long before chickens


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