Batmantis returns this time armed with a flame thrower. "Mrahahahahahaha. I love the smell of barbaque. Mrahahahahahaha." He burns the pope alive and eats the results. "Mrahahahahahaha. Tastes like chicken."

"The Popes of todaya re hardier than those of your time, Old Robot!"

The severed torso reattaches itself liquid metal style, then the P-1000 shapoes a massive baseball bat and slams RoboGeezer into orbit.

"HOME RUN! ALL HAIL THE POPE!"

As Robo-Geezer drifted in orbit, he contemplates ancients rants that will help his situation. He remembers one, and activates foot boosters to boost him to the moon. Using his super enhanced robo boosters, he pushes the moon in to the earth at the exact location of the Popinater and Batmantis, annhialating both them and the earth in one cataclysmic blast. "Objective achived, targets destroyed. Now see, THAT was a climactic finish to the battle, none of this new kiddy stuff with guns and explosives. Why in MY day, all battles ended that climactically, then for some reason after about a week, the earth returned and everything was back to normal, can't remember why. Funny story though, cause one time..."

"One time, the Pope came to kick yo' ass!"

The P-X sticks its mega cannon (think Vash's Angel Arm) int Robo-Geezer's face and blasts its scraggly ass into the sun.

"Stick that in your mouth and smoke it!"

With the last of his strength Batmantis launched Geezer seeking missles and blew robo old man to bits

A trillion billion grillion cazixokillion years passed, and the world started anew...except for a cockroach, who quickly rose to power among the primates...

A trillion billion grillion cazixokillion years after the epic battle that destroyed the world, a passing alien ship notices some odd space debris in orbit of the systems sun. It picks up the debris, and realizes it was once a machine. Soon they rebuild the robot, with some new alien modifications. The robot, on activation, uses it's equipment and blows out of the ship, heading straight for the new earth. Robo-Geezer lives again!

:rmage: DUN DUN DUN!

Then time reverses itself, all the way to before the begining of the universe, so there is nothing...

And out of the nothingness appears Raiden, the Thunder God!

*looks around.*

Jeez, nothing is boring.

*creates the universe.*

There we go!

*sees a chicken walk by.*

So the chicken came before the egg! How interesting!

Then Raiden dies, since a god was wrong. The egg came first... Dinosaurs eggs were there long before chickens

*And Raiden is born again, and with a large ball of lighting, he obliterates all of the dinosaurs, leaving only the chickens living.*

And so begins a race of super-chickens!

After Raiden returns from his long absence and re-creates the universe, something comes out of the blackness. It is... Alien Robo-Geezer, with alien time-shift protection and karate chop action! Robo-Geezer goes up to Raiden and says, "Bah, shows what you know youngster. There was an egg where that chicken was a second ago, you just missed the transformation. Youngsters these days, never paying attention when their elders tell them to pay attention." Then Alien Robo-Geezer proceeds to pull out a nuclear bomb from no where, activate it, leave it next to Raiden, and teleport away. The ensuing blast annhialates Raiden and the super-chickens. Robo-Geezer says, "Hmph, super chickens, no were near as scary as cyber turkeys let me tell you, why one time..."

And then, a gaint joint appears before the old man, forcing him to smoke it. Then the old man is addicated, and starts using all sorts of drugs, and then he dies due to those he craved so much.

And Raiden reappears in a large explosion of electricity.

"Jeez. Being blown apart with a nuke hurts. Gotta stop doin' that."

The Cybernetic Anti-Pope appears in a blaze of unholy energy, and using his Seraph Slayer 3000, slashes Raiden into a million million pieces, then shunts them into a higher dimension where they will be eaten by cyber-ants.

Batmantis is reborn this time with robot parts. He uses these robot parts to take over france, and start a nuklear war. Killing all non robotic life on earth.

Rewindo Man rewinds time, then traps Batmantis into an eternal taping of Gigli, driving him forever and ever insane, times infinity.

France, confused as to current events, accidently declares war on itself.*

*And lost...

"Eeeexcellent, Batmantis, you have purged the world of Mirco$oft!"

The Anti-Pope raises an army of vampire chicks to conquer what remains of the world.

God walks into the room and summons the uber-twinkish hulking hurler which then throws a big lead ball at the anti-pope causing 4937 hp of damage. Twice.
Splat.
Splat.

Anti-Pope teleports next to God and activates an affinity field along with a contingent resurrection, ensuring God dies with him, but Anti-Pope is resurrected. Hulking Hurler gets its penaut mind ripped out through its nostril and flushed down a nearby toilet.

God throws Jebus at the Anti-Pope. Jebus uses Voodoo magic and causes the Anti-Pope's left nut to implode.

Anti-Pope rips off his right nut and flings it at God in a show of defiance, giving God a third eye in the middle of his head.

God shoots a lazer beam out of his new third eye at the Anti-Pope which disintegrates him.

Anti-Pope reappears behind God and cleaves him in half with a giant axe before throwing him into the earth's core.

And then Fonzie and Mr. T, driving in their motorcycle and van (respectively) run over the Anti-Pope. They then proceed to drink milk and eat cookies.

From his grave in the dirt, the Anti-Pope cries out to Heaven for vengeance... and is promptly struck by lightning and rises as Zombie Pope (from Metal Slug).

Sadly at the moment Zombie Pope rises up, Robo-Geezer returns from Rehab, enhanced with anti-drug fighting machinery, and says, "You have more lives than a lucky hobbit being attacked by a giant robotic chicken!" Then he shoots a sticky grenade onto Zombie Pope's back and throws him at Fonzie and Mr.T, blowing all of them up. "I have lived a long time, but I can honestly say that is the first time of killed Mr.T and Fonzie with an explosive Zombie Pope." Robo-Geezer says.

"Don't Speak Too Soon, Hew-mon!"

A huge spray of red comes from the smoke, blowing Robo-Geezer apart in a crimson explosion.

A large pair of glowing eyes appears in the sky.

"All show now face Judgement!"

Large bolts of lightning begin to wrap around everyone, and they are stuck in small boats. They are then sentenced to eternity of sitting through "It's a small world".

"I pity da foo dat messes wit Mr. T, sucka!" Mr. T walkes out of the smoke unscratched, due to his massive gold chains. He then throws Zombie-Pope (or whoever) helluva far.

Robo-Geezer begins a rant so powerful and long, the miniture people on the "It's a Small World" ride are reduced to smoking rubble, and the sound speakers playing the music are blown up.

Raiden begins to glow with rage.

"I've had enough of you Robo-Geezer! I know one thing that can stop old people!"

The earth begins to shake, and a large form is pulled up from the ground. It's a Country Buffet.

"No old person can escape the hold of Country Buffet!"

"Country Buffet? Whoo-hoo, I'm starved!" Robo-Geezer proceeds to charge into the Country Buffet to get some food.

Raiden locks the door after he enters in, and pulls something out of his pocket.

"The Ultimate Robo-Geezer Destroyer 4000 version 3.0. Guaranteed to get rid of any annoying robotic old people that are bothering you."

Raiden smiles evilly as he tosses the bomb down the chimney, and the entire Country Buffet is atomized.

And then a monkey from Super Monker Ball comes out of nowhere and shoves 50 Billion bananas down Raiden's throat, chocking him to death.

(I wish a mod would come in here and go "And then ______ shoves a gaint lock threw everyone, then closes it, killing them all")

Then that monkey is killed by 200 other monkies throwing their shit at him.

(OOC: Party-pooper.)

Raiden doesn't choke, since he's a god and he doesn't need to breathe.

"Come, my chicken brethren! Defend me!" Thousands of chickens appear with large guns and egg bombs. They attack the monkeys, and thus starting the 100-year war between the chickens and monkeys.

(You could just start another thread, but that would be a great ending since the mod can actually win)

Then a bunch of black people appear and see the chickens. "KFC!" They scream, then attack the chickens, eating them all.

And then the Dark Lord Sauron uses the One Ring to give all the chickens the One Dental Plan to Rule Them All, thus causeing the monkeys to bite the black peopleto death using their new dentures.

"This thread will never die!!!" A new man says, running into Sauron and nocking him into Mt Doom.

Wayne the Goblin then pushes the new guy into Mt. Doom after him.

Gimli pushes Wayne in, all the while muttering "I'm the only comic relief around these parts..."

Then Lenard Nimoy shows up and pushes Gimli in.

Then Kahn sets his phaser to 'Totally-Kick-Ass' and shoots Spock in the back.

Then the Enterprise shoots a barrage of Proton Torpedoes and blows up Mt. Doom, including Kahn.

Then Darth Vader orders the Death Star to power up the ultimate laser to full power, then destroys every molecule of Star Trek.

" ...then destroys every molecule of Star Trek."

And there was much rejoicing.

Then a plucky band of rebels sent a squadron of starfighters and blew up the Death Star.

And then Obi Wan Shinobi pulls an ultimate Lightsaber-ninjitsu-HODOKEN! attack, obliderating all the rebels.

And Raiden simply watches.

"Foolish Mortals. Continue to fight eachother for my amusement."

stab Raiden in the back.

"Foolish Immortal, you are OUR amusement...or something, your dead anyway, thats what matters."

Raiden turns around as the knife is still in his back.

"Yes, I AM immortal! Hence, I can't die. And thanks for the weapon!"

Raiden pulls the knife from his back, and it begins to glow with electricity. He then tosses the knife, and it spirals into BM's chest. He then blows up.

"God, I love being a Thunder God!"

I return as ectoplasmic poltergeist, holding the elctrified knife.

"HA, even the immortals are subjecct to RULES, and you broke number 4, so, YOU LOSE YOUR IMMORTALITY!" I scream, then throw the knife and Raiden blows into a grillion pieces.

"Aww damn."

Rule Number 3....

Raiden becomes whole again.

"What are you talking about. I'm a Thunder God! I helped to MAKE the rules! And hence, I can change them!"

Raiden snaps his fingers. A swirling vortex of nothingness appears around BM, and sucks him in. BM is then banished to limbo.

Raiden is smashed across the face by a giant keen vorpal trout +5 of bashing, then before he can react, Lycan-Vampire Pope dashes behind him and pounds him to the ground with an adamant aardvark.

As Raiden gets up and hits Lycan-Vampire-Orochi Pope, the screen turns black and three giant slashes are seen. When there is lgiht again Raiden is lying on
the ground, ripped apart by the roaring Lycan-Vampire-Orochi Pope.

In the smoking crater that was once Country Buffet, figure gets up, revealing the figure of Robo-Geezer. One robotic hand survived the destruction, and using his super robotic patience, he rebuilt himself molecule by molecule, until he returned!

Robo-Geezer leaps out of the crater and lands directly on the chopped up form of Raiden, smashing it paper thin. "Bah, take that you young punk! Why in my day, we didn't do any of this geezer busting whoo-ha! No sir, when old people in my day went to Country Buffet, it was well stocked and they weren't atomized. And you," Robo-Geezer points at Lycan-Vampire-Orochi Pope, "Have more lives then a box full of genetically altered super cats!" Then his arm turns to a cannon that shoots firey Country Kitchen pancakes through the undead, mutant pope, and soon Lycan-Vampire-Orochi Pope is turned to a pile of ashes.

"Hmph, tought you youngsters some respect. Now where is my sammich, I feel like I've just rebuilt myself molecule by molecule with only one hand!"

The ashes blew away on the wind... and they swirl into a roiling cloud, out of which steps Shin Pope! SHin Pope looks like the normal Pope, exept for very elaborate leg armor, and he proceeds to kick Robo-Geezer inteo next week.

"BAH! The Pope is invincible! I am the bishop of battle! Mwahahahaha!"

My toungue is recovered from my brutal death by Milo, who clones me, and adds super God-Killing rockets and a Uber-Super-Deuper-Kazow-Pow-Pope-Killer Toenails.

i destroy Shin pope, and blow away Raiden, then trap him into one of those little square things that they put the Kryptons in at the begining and end of Superman 2 (maybe 3?) and throw him into a sun for eternity and a day.

Mitten pope walks out. It's the pope, wearing fuzzy pink mittes, and slaps BM.

BM spontaneously self combusts.

SUperSaiyan's mitten Pope is suddenly torn apart, and Cyber Violent Pope emerges from his gruesome remains.

"THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE, MEATBAG!"

A million meatbags fall down on the Pope.

"Apparently there are more than one meatbags...wait a sec, how am I alive again?"

"Answer - it's just a bad dream, sweetie! Nighty-night!"

Cyber Violent Pope leaps into the air and Misogis BM.

As my spirit float into the ether, I ponder my death.

"Wait a sec, I don't even know what Misogis is...hmmm...maybe..."

*After three eternity's spent bargaining with God*

"I NOW RETURN AS MECHA JESUS, NO POPE CAN WITHSTAND ME, MUHAHAHAHAHHAHA" and then I kill everyone.

Then Yoshimitsu spawns mysteriously behind the last man standing. With his battle cry of "NAMUNAMUNAMU!!!!" he pogos high and impales his foe. Mwahahaha.

One week later, Robo-Geezer pops out of thin air, right where the Shin Pope kicked him. He shakes it off and grumbles about crazed super popes, then begins ranting about nothing in particular when he forgets how he ended up here a week later.