Soldiers of Light Omake Thread
 

Omake is Japanese for "Comical 4-panel strips featuring the cast of the main series in humorous situations". This thread has been made because it has been proven that omake enhances the life of any RP. In a text-based format, The posters concoct entertaining scenarios involving their characters, or others.

I believe DB and PF have made several omake between themselves, while I am tired because it is 2:22 AM over here, so I shall let them post as I fall asleep.

EDIT:

Raikotsu: Hey, WK, do you have any identifying marks as a half-demon?

Chikane: Yeah, like on your inner thigh or something?

WK: Uh...

Chikane: Oh, don't be shy! Here, I'll help you disrobe!

Koyuki: What the-

Raikotsu: Go Chikane! We can't see them unless you take her clothes off!

Kirakiri: You know, this lesbian public stripsearch is a lot more stimulating than it's healthy to be...

By the way, some Omake Dante and I cooked up. Dante is "For Lost Years and darkness..."

For lost years and darkness, together we will mourn says:
*after the liberal basting of Team Good in Team Evil's Happy And Enjoyable Flaming Blender of Death*

Sanjuro: Oh! Koyuki! In Your Countenance I Find Solace! In Your Arms I Attain Happiness! Wilt Thou Not Be Mine?

Koyuki: ...what the hell?

Raikotsu: You have SERIOUSLY got to be kidding.
For lost years and darkness, together we will mourn says:
Yaburu: Kill humanity!

White Kimono and Chikane: Hands off, I saw her fir- errr, you will pay for that, little man!

Here's a second, posted by myself and Phoenix.

Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:
...I just had a weird thought, remembering what you said about Dante's scary tendency to make lesbian characters
PhoenixFlame says:
Yes?
Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:
Chikane: "There are hotsprings near here...for the sake of decency, genders bathe separately."

Koyuki+White Kimono: "Uh-oh"
PhoenixFlame says:
Koyuki: "Feh. I refuse to bathe in this degrading mortal form. I will go find a nearby stream."

Thinking: "Phew. Crisis averted."
PhoenixFlame says:
WK's thoughts: "No! Don't leaveee meeee!"
Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:
Chikane: "Don't worry, Kimono...I'll take good care of you. You'll need help washing your back!" *dragging WK off*

Raikotsu: "I don't know whether to be disgusted, or if I should try and spy on them..."
PhoenixFlame says:
Koyuki: *whisper* "Mortal sexual tendancies elude me too."
PhoenixFlame says:
In a disgusted tone.
PhoenixFlame says:
Before you innuendoize me.
Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:
Raikotsu: "Yes...wouldn't it make more sense for Chikane to attempt mating with a male?" *equally bemused tone*

Prismatic: Say takin, do you think you could let me see the Mana cannon in action?

Takin: Sure! Mana Cannon fire!

Pyros: Gah! (bam!)

Prismatic: That was swell and all, but can I see what it does to that mountain over there?

Takin: Righto!

Pyros: Wow, that was strang-EEF! (bam!)

Sanjuro: I, THE GREAT SANJURO YAMADA! Desire to see it!

Pyros: Ow, my arm! What is going- Ack! (bam!)

Akimoto: Wait! I didn't get to see it!

Pyros: Must...get...medical...treat-Oof! (bam!)

Drak: Hey, could I see how you operated it?

Pyros: Okay you !@#$!@#$! I've figured out the pattern! ARgh! (bam!)

Talkatz: I, the great Demon lord Talkatz, desire to see that again!

Pyros: Lord? Why???? Ma organs! (bam!)

Tsubasa: You know, Takin, You're kinda sexy with all that soot on.

Pyros:Frarie jaca frarar jaca doe may vu, Doe may- Eep! (bam!)

Kurama: Hey! Why are you firing the mana cannon repeatedly! We're supposed to be saving the world! And why are our sworn enemies aboard the ship!

Chikane: If you let us fire that cannon again. I'll 'play' with Tsubasa.

Kurama:Hmm...Fire away!

Pyros: Oh happy dagger, take my pain away! Curses! (bam!)

Sanjuro: My sweet, my love, were there a flower worthy of your beauty I would travel to the ends of the earth to recieve it. But your beauty remains unmatched, so I can only offer these dozen roses.
Koyuki: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FOOLISH MORTAL, I'LL KILL YOU FOR JUST THINKING THAT!!!

Sanjuro: Take these chocolates as a token of my affection.
Koyuki: I'm a demon dog general you cannot tempt me with chocolates! I'LL CUT YOU TO RIBBONS AND LEAVE YOUR REMAINS FOR THE WOVLES!!

Sanjuro: How about some gum, would you like some gum?
Koyuki: Hurray Gum! I love you now!

No one can resist the pleasure, of Doublemint Gum.

*Chiyo skips happily into Team Evil's midst, reading from a scroll she found*

Chiyo: "...and then, as her fingers slid deeper into her-"

Chikane: "CHIYO-CHAN!"

*snatches scroll away*

Chikane:"Where did you find that? Young girls shouldn't be reading such stuff!"

Chiyo: "But... Chikane-chan, you were writing that last night, about yourself and Tsu-"

*Chikane's hand clamps across Chiyo's mouth*

Chikane: "Hehehe, kids saythe darndest things, oh look, Chiyo's dirty, I need to go give her a bath, bye!"

*Chikane scampers off with Chiyo*

Tsubasa: "...give yourself a bath too, Chikane, you're just as dirty as she is."

((A bit of a christian tinge to this one, but it works.))

Koyuki looks downfield at Kurama, who is happily swinging his Ragaki around and laughing.

Koyuki, Thought bubble: "Kurama is a mortal, but still a powerful opponent. I'll need all the help I can get to take him down."

*Crosses self* "En nomine patris, et fi..."

*Explodes halfway into a cloud of flame and ash*

"Oops..."

Remember demon kids, Self-exorcism is real. If you accidently come in contact with a blessed item, please contact 1-666-OMG1 immediately.

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"This is a pure blade. It almost hungers to destroy corruptness. To eradicate the taint of demons from this world."

Markit began to sweat, and not from the heat.

"The destruction of Talkatz and his followers is its goal."

Tama raised his blade and faced Markit.

"Tama. What are you doing!"

Tama swung down in Markit's direction, the glowing blade making a loud whistling sound as it headed for the destruction of its target...

And as the chains holding Markit to his forge held firm, Tama smiled.

"However, not all demons are corrupt, as you have shown. You are a friend, Markit. Even if you are one of the tainted."

Markit stared in disbelief at Raigaki. It was broken! Shattered into pieces! And this human had done it. Tears welled in Markit's eyes, and evaporated away in steam from the heat.

"You stupid bastard, why did you break the sword which was meant to kill Talkatz by striking a chain with it? Don't you know that katanas can break easily if not swung right? Now I'll have to forge a new one all over again!"

"Well, Isildur did fine with a broken sword..."

"Isildur also fell to the dark side and was stoned to death, if you'll recall."

"Well... damn."

Akimoto: ::Gurgling noises::

Kurama: Akimoto, what are you doing?

Akimoto: ::spits into nearby bucket:: I'm trying to get that demon taste out of my mouth. ::grabs a nearby jug of booze, takes a long pull, and starts to gurlge again, and spits it out. A door bursts open, and Sanjuro comes out just in time to see Akimoto take another long pull.::

Sanjuro: Earth mover! First I find you in the grips of a pitiful little snake demon, and now I find you drinking from your hidden stash of alcohol? You should share with those who saved your life.

::Sanjuro picked up the bucket and drinks from it.::

Sanjuro: And a fine brew it is...in fact, it is so fine I will take it to my beloved to win her affection.

::Sanjuro leaves. Akimoto's mouth drops open, and booze dribbles out. Finally, Akimoto stands up and grabs his spear.::

Kurama: Are you going to stop him?

Akimoto: No...I'm going watch.

Raikotsu couldn't believe he was doing this. He couldn't believe that he had turned into one of those cross dressing heroes you always heard about, or that he had gone out in public. However, he couldn't deny that the sailor fuku was without some reward.

Chiyo: Chikane-chan, why does Koyuki-san always have her head-
Chikane: They're, um, wrestling. Now let's you and I take another bath.

Yaburu: I, Yaburu, the fallen monk, will destroy you.
Vance (in a mocking tone): Bad monk, bad monk, whatcha gonna do when he comes for you!?
Yaburu charges forward and demolishes Vance with the Tekken Semehorobosu.
Yaburu: Die, apparently.