Alright, I'll give this Omake thingy a shot.

Kiro: Damnit Kurama, are you going to sit their and polish it all day?
Kurama: Sorry, I just made a mess with that last incident, and the next time I pull it out, I don't want it to be all sticky.
Kiro: Well would you hurry it up, I want to get this over with.
Kurama: Why don't you ask Vance?
Kiro: His is crooked man, and you can't do it with something that bent.
Kurama: How about Sanjuro?
Kiro: Please, I could probably guess how it would start out
Kiro (Imitating Sanjuro): I, THE GREAT SANJURO, AM PULLING IT OUT. *Acts like he is surprised* I, THE GREAT SANJURO, HAS ONE BIGGER THAN YOURS!
Kurama: What about that wizard dude, Garud?
Kiro: He doesn't even have one.
Kurama: Ah well, then let me finish up here.
Kiro: Looks like your just playing with it now.
*Kurama gets up and get into a battle stance*
Kurama: Enough with the joking, lets just do this.
Kiro: Please, you can't even hold yours right.
Kurama: But this is how I always do it.
Kiro: Well by the way your holding it you would lose control of it really easily.
Kurama: Fine then, lets see how you like this.
*Kurama charges Kiro, who pulls out his weapon and blocks. Then Kiro pushes him off, and Kurama swings quite hard this time.*
Kiro: Jesus, your so rough with it. If it wasn't magically it would've broke by now.
*Kurama then jumps back, then unleashes his magically wave attack. The energy that came out was pure white, though Kiro dodged it and looks back. The attack has hit a basin full of water, and it is spreading all over the floor.*
Kiro: What I tell you about handeling it so rough?
Kurama: I didn't think the mess it would make would be this big.
Kiro: Look, it doesn't matter. Lets just get a towel and clean it up before anyone sees what a mess you've made.

I should state that this conversation is about swords.

In the name of justice, I, Sailor Raikotsu, will punish you!

It BURNS!!! My poor brain...

[edit] really, though, that couldn't be a picture of Raikotsu, since his skin and hair are both white, almost bluish.

umm thats vance.....you knew that right? I just took a picture of sailor moon and plastered Vance's face on it, rather poorly at that lol.

So the V in Sailor V really stood for Vance, not Venus! It makes perfect sense now!

... ... ...

I'll never see that movie for as long as I dwell on this Material Plane, but it makes perfect sense now.
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Random Hilarity
Cloud: "That's it! You're sued!"
Kirie: "Big deal. I got a sword bigger than yours."
Cloud: "Girls are not allowed to have swords that big!"
Kirie: "Shut up. The only reason you have such a large sword is because you're compensating! It takes a big sword like that to hide your underendowment in the undershorts."
Cloud: "Oh, yeah! Well the only reason you use a large sword like that because you're compensating for your boobies!"
Kirie: "I have an excuse, damnit! I'm an Arch Villain and my breasts are supposed to be bigger than any of the Bosses, yet Rio's chest is bigger than mine! At least you don't have to worry about Tifa leaving you to ride Sephiroth's Masamune!"
Cloud: "It's not Sephiroth who's the problem. Tifa's starting to forsake this vanilla and get into some dark chocolate."
Kirie: "...I feel sad for you."

Dark chocolate = Barret Wallace
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Random Hilarity
On the next Jerry Springer Show...
Raikotsu: "Honey...I've been sleeping with your sister."
Chizuru: "Whah? Which one?"
Raikotsu: "All of them."
Chizuru: "Ugh! Well, I've been sleeping with your best friend, Yaburu!"
Raikotsu: "Yeah?! Well, me too!"
Chizuru: "Ugh!"
Raikotsu: "And, I've been sleeping with your dog, Koyuki!"
Chizuru: "Koyuki, you bitch! Well, I've been sleeping with your pet goat!"
Raikotsu: "That goat doesn't love you!"

Sorry, Raikotsu. I was watching some Sailor Moon spoof with that Weird Al Yankovic song about Jerry Springer. Considering the characters we have, such a conversation is not too impossible.

Kurama: That's it! We simply do not have enough women on our team.
Vance: We don't have any women, sir.
Kurama: Exactly! As the hero, I demand a love interest.
Sanjuro: HOW ABOUT WE RECRUIT RAIKOTSU? RAIKOTSU WOULD BE PERFECT FOR YOU SIR!
Kurama: You mean the air demon of Team Evil? The one that tries to kill us everytime we meet.
Sanjuro: NO! RAIKOTSU, THE PRETTY LITTLE SCHOOLGIRL WHO WEARS THE SMALLEST SAILOR FUKU AND BEAR PANTIES!
Kurama: ...of course! Why didn't I see it now! Raikotsu...you will be mine!
Kiro: Think we should tell any of them they're the same person?
Vance: Oh, no. I think we should let them find out on their own. *Snickers*

Kurama: "Oh Raikotsu, I'm so scared and confused, I think I'm gay for you!"
Raikotsu: "But you don't HAVE to be gay, Kurama-chan..."

Chizuru: "That's...that's just...wow..."
Chiyo: "Do big boys have key holes that other big boys can stick their keys in?"
Chizuru: "Yeah, pretty much. Ask Chikane later."
Tsubasa: "And Kurama doesn't want me to convert Sila. Why not? He obviously doesn't want her if he's going after Raikotsu."

Dante, AB, screw you both. :p

Though the Jerry Springer spoof seems to indicate that Raikotsu sleeps with all of the kimonos AND the cold-hearted Koyuki.

Rio: "Koyuki-san...I feel as though I owe you."
Koyuki: "Why the HELL are you stripping?"
Rio: "Let me love you!:
Koyuki: "Ugh...first Sanjuro, then you. Why can't I meet a nice, handsome, charmingly evil man for a change?"
Raikotsu: *eavesdropping* "Hmph, what am I, chopped liver?"
Koyuki: *twitches* "You WILL be, if you keep spying on me!"
Raikotsu: "Eep! No need to be bitchy about it! By the way, if you and Rio DID do anything...would it be doggy style?"
Koyuki: *slaughters Raikotsu mercilessly*

Yaburu: ...Doggy style requires one of them to have a penis, you fool.
Yaburu: ...
Yaburu: ...
Yaburu: ...
Yaburu: Why the hell am I involved in this conversation?! The shame must be purified! *uses tekken semehorobosu on his own head*
Everyone else: ...Ewww, brainmeats.