Raikotsu: Actually, they could just use a strap-on...
Kiyoki: And how the hell would you know?!
Chiyo: Whee! Lightsaber!
Chikane: Chiyo-chan, that's...wait, that's not mine.
Chiyo: It fell out of Raikotsu's skirt. By the way did you know Raikotsu looks exactly like Chikane naked?
Raikotsu: ...
Chikane: Umm...

Quite possibly the funniest part of that is the image I get of everyone looking at exploded head Yaburu for just a second before Raikotsu starts talking and everyone goes on like nothing even happened.

With Vance, there's always an exploding head around, so it's nothing new. :D

Garud: I am Garud, mysterious being that can destroy the world, with no explanation for my background, no explanation for my powers. no limit to my sensory abilities, like unto a god in perception and teleportation! I am everywhere! I cannot be destroyed! I PWNZ JOO ALL!

Chikane: This is getting really annoying. What the hell is he, anyway?

Koyuki: He said he has no soul.

Yaburu: He said he's neither human or demon.

Kirakiri: He says he's a primal force of existence.

Tsubasa: He shows up at the worst possible times.

Raikotsu: His promotes himself shamelessly.

Chikane: And even the FDISK Fist can't get rid of him.

All: Hmm...

Koyuki: OMG.

Raikotsu: What?

Koyuki: I think I've got it.

Kirakiri: Got what?

Chikane: What Garud is.

Yaburu: Hm?

Koyuki: Are we thinking about the same thing, Chikane?

Chikane: I think so. Look - he's annoying, has no soul, is neither human or demon, is a primordial force of darkness masquerading as good, and no matter what we do, we can't get rid of him for good.

Raikotsu: Wait, I get it too...

Tsubasa: Garud is...

All: SPAM MAIL!

Ok, I'm gonna go ahead and put an end to all this (even though that was amusing).

No more discussion about Garud or his character until after Raiden decides what to do. It's starting to get (very) close to flaming.

This goes for the RP Q/A thread, too.

I handled it by restricting his powers and saying that, if he goes off on a power trip again, I'm having someone steal his powers, then leaving him defenseless to the whims of Team Evil, who are widely known for their hospitality to people that simply walk up to them.

But can you keep him from acting like he's just holding back on his own? Even with his powers restricted, he still acts like a god, and does things like "super Garud sense" and teleportation instantly, without effort. At least Drak wasn't getting "bad feelings" in the temple, and Garud chastised him for good Roleplaying!

The Kawaii Kimono Klub presents...the reason Sila would never join the Kawaii Kimono Klub.

Sila: "I'll never join you! Never!"

...The end.

...

...Yes, I'm kidding. Now the real reason Sila would never join the Kawaii Kimono Klub.

Sila: "I'll never forsake my humanity for power and join you!"
Rio: "Fine. Don't. We don't want you anyways."
Sila: "Hunh? Why not?"
Rio: "Let's just say...that you're not qualified."
Sila: "What do you mean?"
Rio: "Your breasts. They're fake."
Sila: "They are not! Breast implants don't even exist in the Feudal Japanese era!"
Rio: "Mechs and airships aren't supposed to exist, either, but they do. So therefore, your breasts are fake."
Tsubasa: "How does one follow that logic?"
Raikotsu: "Quiet, you."
Tsubasa: "Yeah, yeah."
Sila: "They're not fake! Check it out! ...See? They aren't fake!"
Rio: "I dunno...they kinda look fake from here."
Sila: "Fine, then why don't you feel them? That'll prove they're not fake."
Rio: "You see, Raikotsu? A little reverse psychology goes a loooong way."
Raikotsu: "...I love you."
Kirie: "This doesn't make sense. Why did Sila never get around to joining us?"
Tsubasa: "Because Rio kept using it as an excuse to explore Sila."
Kirie: "Ah...it's not all that funny."
Tsubasa: "Get over it."

Scene: Talkatz Balls Z part 1: Because there always has to be a DBZ parody
Kurama: Your days are over Talkatz! I'm going to finish you!
Talkatz: No puny human can stand up to me!
Kurama: I'm not a human! I'm a Saiyan! HEAGAREHTAEGORARAHEITGAHO!!!!
Yaburu: Is it just me, or does he look constipated?
Vance: Shh. He's powering up.
Talkatz: What is this strength? Where is it coming from?!
Kurama: I'LL SHOW YOU MY POWER!!!
After three more episodes of powering up, Kurama turns blonde and his eyes change to green.
Kurama: Super Raigaki Cherry Blossom Pacifist Cutter Slasher Technique!!!
Talkatz: Ugh! I am defeated!
Vance: Psst. It's your line.
Raikotsu: Like hell I'll say it.
Vance: Raikotsu...
Raikotsu: Oh fine. *Cough* Oh Kurama, you're my hero! Now that the evil Lord Talkatz is dead, we can be together forever, and have lots and lots of babies!
Kurama: Yes, all is well and nothing can possibly go wrong, unless a villian with the power of a million Talkatzes somehow magically appears...but what're the chances of that?
Next Time on Talkatz Balls Z!: A villian with the power of a million Talkatzes somehow magically appears!
Kurama: Aww nuts.

The aftermath:
As team good's ship lifts off leaving the island behind team evil stares on.
Tsubasa: Damn they've escaped us once more.

Kirie: At least we suffered no casualties, which is rather amazing considering one of us was eaten by a swarm of sea creatures.
Rio: And thats why they call us the Kimono's!

Kirie and Tsubasa stare out into space blankly for a moment.

Kirie: We're called the kimonos because we wear... kimonos.
Rio: Oh, well that actually makes more sense.
Tsubasa: I can't believe Koyuki went through all that trouble to spare your life, we need to thank her more fully.

Ishumo: Don't bother, she died.
Tsubasa: She died?
Ishumo: Yep, turned into a human and died.
Tsubasa: She turned into a human?
Ishumo shrugs: Thats what it looked like before she bled to death.

Tsubasa: Aw hell, maybe Chikane can bring her back from death.
Raikotsu walks up shaking his head: No she won't be doing that.
Tsubasa: Why not?

Raikotsu: She tried to fight Garud and died.
Tsubasa: GARUD BEAT HER TO DEATH?
Raikotsu: Well not exactly. You see she opened up the threads of fate and tried to force him out of existance.
Tsubasa: And?

Raikotsu: Well she either forced herself out of existence or transcended existence, I'm gonna go with the first one because even in the temple I heard her cursing.
Tsubasa: So thats what that was. Where's Ayame?
Raikotsu: Dead.
Tsubasa: How did she... nevermind. I don't care anymore, screw it. Lets just go is everyone ready?

All of team evil: We're ready.
Kikairi: But what I wanna know is who these three guys are.

The group turns to Sendo, Chi and Ishi.
Chi: I'm the closest to talkatz you fools will ever get.
Ishi: I'm here to further develop Sanjuro's character.
Sendo slaps Ishi across the back of the head.
Ishi: I mean, I'M HERE TO DESTROY THAT BLUNDERING FOOL AND CLAIM MY RIGHTFUL DESTINY.
Sendo nods in agreement as he speaks: I just wanna kill everyone.

Tsubasa: Alright, you two are in.
Tsubasa motions to Tendo and Ishi as they high five. Tsubasa motion to Chi next.
Tsubasa: But you don't match the color scheme so you have to go.

Chi: I'm the lifeblood of Talkatz you have to accept me in.

Tsubasa shook her head no: We all have red or white hair, no exceptions.

Chi looked to be on the verge of tears: Fine if you guys don't want me I'll start my own evil group, with robots and shadow soldiers and hookers, in fact screw the robots and the shadows soldiers.

(Far longer then I intended, also less funny, but wateva I do what I want.)