One question, if rogue IS in fact, a half elf, with facial hair.... Why is it a FRENCH mustache? Oh btw, thanks for returning 8 bit. :)

I don't think the elves-can't-have-facial-hair thing applies to 8-Bit Theater. Thief's Dad has a mustache.

For the sake of argument, it could be fake.

Yes, but that's an obvious expensive hair transplant. So the King is an exception to the rule.

SWK

I just can't wait to see what happens next!..Cleric and the healing shiv! Rogue and his price of two imitation rat tails! Fighter does something! Maybe Whitemage will show up!

When Fighter only gets one line, he sure gets a good line.

What if...Thief's dad wasn't really an elf!?!??!...What if thief were a half elf? What if BM was really a girl!?? What if Fighter was secretly a genius in disguise?!?! What if white mage was really the devil!?!? What if BB was in kahootz with teh fire chick and wasn't really dead!?!? What would happen if RM actually got every good item in the world?!!?!?! What if Drizz'l lied about his royalty? What if Bikke's favorite color wasn't really blue?!?!? What if, what if, what IIFFFFF

*SMACK* Get a hold of yourself.


Well, we finally get to meet Rogue. But where are Berserker and Cleric? Off talking about the finer points of healing shivs?

"finer points of healing shivs". I believe that sir, is a pun. And thus you must be destroyed

You're a sharp one, you are!

Sharper than me apparently. I didn't notice it.