new jokes for bm
 

post any new jokes/pickup lines that you think :bmage: should use or should be used on him

Well in the "Inuyasha Doujinshi Project" we were thinking about naming our main character Tychael (pronounced tie-kayl). I could instantly see BM: "Tychael, mo' like Tickle!"

"so, come here often?......Would you like to?"

"hey baby, wanna play war?"
"how do you play that"
"i lay down on my back here and you blow the hell out of me"

pretty good

ok new rule please state which you are posting joke or pickup and if its a joke is it bm who is using it or is someone using it on him

Read rules, don't double post, yadda yadda all that mod stuff. Someone will mention sooner or later.

Anyway, here is a joke. It's an old one me and a few friends made up a long time ago.

RM: Is it just me or does BM remind you of a pretty unicorn princess?
Fighter: I don't see it.
Thief: Move a little to your right.
Fighter: Ooh! I see the connection between them now.
BM: *Shaking with fury* Grr...you're about to see the connection between my knife and your face.

excellent

Also, try to restrain using one and two word posts like you are.

And I would like to see any of the pickups from the flash video: Whitemage vs. Blackmage. Those were funny.

where did you see that

You've never seen WM vs. BM? Click to download. Size: 1.9 MB.